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  • PROPOSITION 8 UPHELD: Sorry, gays. Existing same-sex marriages will stand, but nobody else can get gay married. Until 2010, when this will doubtless be on the ballot again. [San Francisco Chronicle]

1:08 PM on Tue May 26 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. saridout says at 1:10 pm, May 26th, 2009

    damn.

  2. NoWireHangers says at 1:10 pm, May 26th, 2009

    First Adam Lambert loses American Idol, now this!

    But seriously, folks. How I HATE California propositions.

  3. ManchuCandidate says at 1:10 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Aka the Kang & Kodos Precedent.
    “Legalized Homophobia for some, Gay Marriage for others.”

  4. tunamelt says at 1:11 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Comment on previous thread: We’ll be voting on pointless propositions until an earthquake sends us tumbling into the Pacific. I expect to be voting on gay marriage again in three months, so I don’t even know why I pretend to really care anymore.

  5. V572625694 says at 1:13 pm, May 26th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Well, we’re putting a prop on the next ballot that says you’re wrong! How dya like them apples?

    You don’t? Well, we’ll just write another proposition. There’s nothing hard about government. Well, yeah, it’s broke and the schools will have to close and the cops won’t work on weekends. You can’t everything.

  6. miss_emish says at 1:14 pm, May 26th, 2009

    I am more disappointed than I anticipated. I mean, I didn’t really think they’d overturn it, but how I wish they did.

  7. Turd Way says at 1:15 pm, May 26th, 2009

    We’ll all be retroactively gay married by Sotomayor anyway. Hopefully I get a dude who’s neat in appearance and young, though I’d prefer a woman :(

  8. Electra says at 1:15 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Does anyone really think there’s going to be a California by 2010? They’re going to be the State of McDonalds or Walmartland or whichever group ends up giving them a corporate sponsorship to drag them out of the hole they’re wallowing in. California is basically the embodiment of the concept that direct democracy doesn’t work.

  9. Paterlanger says at 1:15 pm, May 26th, 2009

    No need to wait for a ballot initiative if the Nuyorican hope gets seated before November. She’ll use her special hispanic powers to make some policy from the bench then gay marriage will be mandatory. That is unless Benjamin Cardozo comes back from the grave to re-claim his secret “Iberian Seat” on the Court.

  10. nappyduggs says at 1:16 pm, May 26th, 2009

    unmotherfuckingbelievably unacfuckingceptable.

  11. blinky_twinkie says at 1:16 pm, May 26th, 2009

    I want to give my state a massive enema.

  12. kthxbai...also says at 1:18 pm, May 26th, 2009

    jesus luvs u?

  13. tunamelt says at 1:19 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Electra: Personally I’m rooting for Target.

  14. Texan Bulldoggette says at 1:20 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Poor CA gehz….just think how much $$ they dumb ass state is losing. The gehz can put on a pretty spiffy wedding (well the male gehz).

  15. Blender says at 1:22 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Whew, that was a close one… I know five non-opposite couples that were ready to tie the knot if Prop 8 was thrown out, and the prices of the stuff on their registries would make even Bill Gates’ ass bleed poverty. Now I have at least a year before they bankrupt me with requests for $200 soup ladles and $750 monogrammed bath towels.

  16. Eliz17 says at 1:22 pm, May 26th, 2009

    My partner and I are part of the “18,000.” If we can marry, why can’t every other same sex person who wants to do so in California? It makes no sense.

  17. facehead says at 1:24 pm, May 26th, 2009

    I haz a gay sad.

  18. freakishlystrong says at 1:24 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Damn California libruls…I just really don’t get it, and never will. I can understand it here in FL., the State is up to it’s armpits in Wingnutz, but who the fuck is fighting against it in California. Not the Mormons again?

  19. JadedDIssonance says at 1:25 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Fucking Democracy. Never works.

  20. Monsieur Grumpe says at 1:25 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Can they get divorced?

  21. Colander says at 1:26 pm, May 26th, 2009

    California is such a closetcase!

  22. Iowa trumps California in the Progressive race!

  23. tunamelt says at 1:27 pm, May 26th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: California’s liberals are the folks in San Fran and LA. Basically every where else there are rich OC conservatives and people living in the Central Valley, listening to country and driving pick up trucks. Places like Fresno and Barstow and Bakersfield are filled with rednecks who voted yes on 8, and were the places where the No on 8 campaign didn’t go and canvass or outreach or whatever.

  24. Dave J. says at 1:27 pm, May 26th, 2009

    So some gays can stay married, but others can’t get married? Doesn’t that just scream for an equal protection appeal to SCOTUS?

  25. facehead says at 1:29 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: No, only gay divorced. For details see the photo from the previous post.

  26. Hooray For Anything says at 1:29 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Electra: Nah, it’ll be Google that takes over California. It’s phase 2 of their plan to take over the world. Besides, they bring in more money than the entire state does anyways.

  27. Dramatist says at 1:29 pm, May 26th, 2009

    What if the gays get married in California but promise not to do the anal sex?

  28. Hooray For Anything says at 1:32 pm, May 26th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: Once you leave the coastal areas and head into the inland areas, it’s full of not exactly full Wingnuts but Semi-Full Wing Nuts. Then you have all the old, cranky, bitter, John Birchers in Orange County, the one’s responsible for Nixon, Prop 13, and Reagan. Throw in the Mormons and et viola.

  29. Internally valid says at 1:34 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Today we are all half married Californian queers.

  30. freakishlystrong says at 1:35 pm, May 26th, 2009

    tunamelt: Thanks, that explains it. I thought it was a little more open out there, but no, it sounds exactly like Floriduh..

  31. Lascauxcaveman says at 1:36 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Blender: Haha. Silly gheyz don’t know how broke you are. Get them a Misto®. Everybody loves a Misto® !

  32. Accordion-o-rama says at 1:36 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Well, the ruling certainly sucks for everyone in CA today. However, it seems likely that by 2010 public opinion will have shifted a few points left, allowing a referendum to reverse the ruling. The referendum will have more lasting power in the public’s perception of the issue, since it couldn’t be blamed on “activist” judges.

  33. Bearbloke says at 1:37 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Eliz17: Have teh gheyz who still have jobs and travel munnies considered visiting & getting married in ALL the American states where it’s legal? That way, when the issue gets to Chief Justice Sotomayor, there’ll be a Federal Issue of Constitutional Import to rule on…

  34. Servo says at 1:38 pm, May 26th, 2009

    California:
    No money
    No water
    No hope

  35. DemmeFatale says at 1:39 pm, May 26th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: Want to really freak out?
    CA requires a 2/3 vote for a freaking budget, but just a simple majority changes the fucking state constitution!

  36. tunamelt says at 1:39 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Accordion-o-rama: The good old wait for the olds to die argument.

  37. azw88 says at 1:40 pm, May 26th, 2009

    I support the ban on the marriage of teh gays. If they git merried, there will be no more 3 way lezbo scenes in the online pr0n, which would mean no reason to pay $29.95 a month, and end online pr0n.
    No online pr0n, and the whole world economy is in the shitter, along with my sex life.

  38. Mr Blifil says at 1:40 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Meanwhile chunky diabetic Latinas all over the Golden Shower State are thinking “ZOMG wedding bellz!!”

  39. problemwithcaring says at 1:41 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything: Please don’t forget all the urban tribalism, each exploiting their community’s provincialism to hold on to their piece of the pie.

  40. tunamelt says at 1:42 pm, May 26th, 2009

    DemmeFatale: This is why we’re failing.

  41. DeLand DeLakes says at 1:49 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Servo: And no lube.

  42. PinkoLibrarian says at 1:50 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Anger leads to fear, fear leads to hate and hate leads to things like Prop 8.

  43. SayItWithWookies says at 1:52 pm, May 26th, 2009

    tunamelt: If y’all Californians just outlawed Mormonism you wouldn’t be having these problems.

  44. problemwithcaring says at 2:05 pm, May 26th, 2009

    PinkoLibrarian: There’s this new article in the LA Times today. Maybe it’s a disease:
    http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-bitterness25-2009may25,0,4544029.story

  45. Hooray For Anything says at 2:07 pm, May 26th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: Also, when it came down to it, the people who ran the Vote No on Prop 8 ran a pretty shitty campaign, full of generic tv spots that often didn’t mention what the issue was about or deciding against campaigning in any parts of the state that wasn’t LA or the Bay Area.

  46. Dorje Chenpo says at 2:08 pm, May 26th, 2009

    51% to take away our rights. 67% to pass a budget.

    Fucking Republicans.

  47. sevenrepeat says at 2:12 pm, May 26th, 2009

    as a second class citizen of california, i must say this is sad. that is all for now.

  48. Dog Trombone says at 2:17 pm, May 26th, 2009

    But wait! I thought ghey marriage was a gathering-storm-like threat to my opposite marriage! And now they leave 18,000 gay couples married?!?!? I can feel my oppostie marriage crumbling as I type!!!

  49. azw88 says at 2:18 pm, May 26th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Actually, if teh geyz would negoitate with the Mormons, they both could get what they want: The geyz get to get gay-married, the Mormons get to get multi-married to as many teenage girls they want….

  50. PinkoLibrarian says at 2:20 pm, May 26th, 2009

    problemwithcaring: Sounds like PUMA disease! (or my mother, who is not a PUMA). Hmmmm.
    Prozac to Mormon land, stat!

  51. friendlyskies says at 2:22 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Can’t we have a proposition to make Opposite Marriage illegal, too?

  52. lonewolfbear says at 2:26 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Not so fast folks. I heard noted conservative Doug Kmec (sp?) of Pepperdine on the radio this morning commenting on the decision, reading the opinions as he commented, and he said that this ruling also says that the state still has to make the rights for domestic partnerships equal to marriage. They defined Proposition 8 as merely barring the use of the term “marriage” and reaffirmed the part of their previous ruling that says the rights must be the same. There’s a separate concurring opinion that also states this. It sounded to me like the California Supreme Court finessed this so they could uphold the proposition while at the same time upholding their previous finding that the rights must be equal. If this is right, it’s still something of a victory for gays.

  53. Bearbloke says at 2:27 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything: ..not even all of L.A. - I read (in the inevitable post-mortems) that canvassers were complaining that the organizers didn’t have a plan/schedule for
    the eastern half of L.A. county…

  54. RoscoePColtraine says at 2:29 pm, May 26th, 2009

    As a consolation to my fellow gehz, there will be extra buttsecks all over the state this summer.

  55. miss_emish says at 2:31 pm, May 26th, 2009

    lonewolfbear: Separate isn’t equal. We’ve established this.

  56. awesomeguy#1 says at 2:32 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Somebody needs to tell the Court that Solomon never actually cut the baby in half.

  57. problemwithcaring says at 2:36 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Give me proper semantics or give me death! Just kidding. I hate Mormons.

  58. Bearbloke says at 2:41 pm, May 26th, 2009

    lonewolfbear: Does this ‘victory’ include identical rights and obligations regarding taxes, inheritances, legal representation, adoption, benefits, etc?…

  59. Bearbloke says at 2:43 pm, May 26th, 2009

    RoscoePColtraine: and ice-hockey rinks for the Lesbiatarians?

  60. tunamelt says at 2:46 pm, May 26th, 2009

    lonewolfbear: I saw this too. Which makes an interesting case as to whether or not this is a better situation than before or not. It’s very “separate but equal” sounding.

  61. tunamelt says at 2:47 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Bearbloke: They didn’t. It was all WeHo this and that. The phone bank I did didn’t even have a real plan for dealing with Spanish speakers.

  62. bitchincamaro says at 2:49 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Isn’t there some way we can blame this on the baby-boomers?

  63. trai_dep says at 2:55 pm, May 26th, 2009

    But guys can still wear black eyeliner, right?
    Bearbloke: yeah, it seems the guys (and it was mainly guys) running the anti-Prop 8 campaign were more the cruise ship type gays, who blanche at crossing over Crenshaw Blvd or y’know, make the effort to try talking to Blacks before formulating their comm strategy. Or going after the Mormons.

    Think the successor counterstrike to Prop 8 (Prop Gay?) will learn, plus go more grass-roots, so I’m cautiously optimistic. But currently bummed/pissed.

  64. tunamelt says at 2:56 pm, May 26th, 2009

    lonewolfbear: I’m reading it now and that is basically almost exactly right. It pretty much says that prop 8 just limits the designation of the term marriage but doesn’t infringe upon any other right. Weird.

  65. nappyduggs says at 2:58 pm, May 26th, 2009

    awesomeguy#1: You just killed it with the eloquence. Nicely done.

  66. Koolaid says at 3:27 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Dave J.: no, because they aren’t similarly situated (e.g. temporally).

    lonewolfbear: nope wrong. prop 8 never had any effect on domestic parternships. the fight re; prop 8 and marriage was not about hard rights, but about things like dignity for the gays and keeping the word marriage holy (’hetero’) for the fundies. That is the issue: should gays be able to get MARRIED, its not equal rights or benefits, ect (anyway, Cali has the most progressive alternative union regime in the nation, that was never at risk of changing).

  67. Canuck13652 says at 3:30 pm, May 26th, 2009

    The stupid thing with all of this is that given the opinion expressly states that California has to give all the rights/benefits/obligations of marriage, but just can’t call it marriage, is that the Prop 8 people have managed to reduce “marriage” to being just a word. Not our fault.

    But I plan on consoling myself with extra buttsechs.

  68. tunamelt says at 3:33 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Gays, you don’t want to marry in CA, anyway. We have really fucked up community property laws.

  69. tunamelt says at 3:35 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Canuck13652: It’s almost hilarious, right? The next logical step is to just eliminate the word marriage, or state that the state does not have the right to grant marriage–just domestic partnerships or whatever, for whoever.

  70. proudgrampa says at 3:41 pm, May 26th, 2009

    California is just so freakin’ doomed…

    Sad. It sure has nice beaches.

  71. Cicada says at 3:41 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
    I hate everyone who voted for this stupid proposition. I hope they get cancer and die. Then I will show up at their funerals with a “God Hates Bigots” sign, like a bizarro Fred Phelps.

  72. Perfect Fifth says at 3:44 pm, May 26th, 2009

    Today I am ashamed to be a Californian. Not only is the state’s finances in the crapper, I get a call from my cousin in Connecticut: “Neener, neener, neener — think your state’s so liberal, huh?”

    All Californians: If the state’s constitution can be so easily changed, let’s put a proposition on the ballot to change the 2/3rds rule.

    Si, se puede!

  73. Bearbloke says at 3:55 pm, May 26th, 2009

    So now that the CA Supremes have deliberately created a “Separate but Equal” law (read: target), has anyone yet filed the Equal Protection suit against it?

  74. Mr Blifil says at 3:57 pm, May 26th, 2009

    I think the Court thought they were helping when they decided to fuck gays in the ass.

  75. Bearbloke says at 4:00 pm, May 26th, 2009

    I hear Ahhhhnold is gonna be on Jay Leno today, so I await his comment on the issue…

  76. Bruno says at 4:45 pm, May 26th, 2009

    CLEARLY DESE JUSTIZICES BE SMARTY ENOUGH TO BE ON THE SUPREMES CORTS. ARE ANY OF THEM PORTO RIKAN?

  77. Roslin says at 5:24 pm, May 26th, 2009

    It’s OK. California won’t the money to issue anyone marriage licenses too.

    I hope they send Barney Frank to tell them they won’t be getting a federal bailout.

  78. friendlyskies: I think requiring all opposite marriages be annulled if they don’t have children after three years would be a strong pro-family move.

  79. Canuck13652 says at 10:27 am, May 27th, 2009

    Bearbloke: Yes–of all bizarre things, Ted Olson just filed a federal case to overturn Prop 8.

  80. johncory87 says at 9:04 pm, May 28th, 2009

    how about “The Prime Cut”

    -Put it on the grill son!

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