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- K-LO REACTION TO MSNBC REACTION TO CHENEY/OBAMA DONNYBROOK: “Something had to shatter a the set somewhere there just now.” [Instaputz]
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2:52 PM
on Thu May 21 2009
By
Jim Newell
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Hey, it’s hard to tweet with one hand on your dildo and the other on Jonathan Goldberg’s mighty membrum virilis.
Poor language uses does she, fat pig utter.
Meh, she just fat fingered it…it happens.
She haz Strunk and White not.
Most intelligent thing she has ever said.
Standing athwart the stream of consciousness and crying “stop!”
Does not compute . . .
http://www.truveo.com/South-Park-AWESOMO/id/1383062444
Maybe she’s channeling Yoda.
Maybe she ate Yoda.
She forgot to end it with ‘also.’ Also.
(sic) and/or sick.
But what if she’s right ?!?!?!?!?!
is that some kind of word scramble, with words? cuz even when I rearrange them, it any sense make doesn’t.
K-Lo shattered a set? Not surprising.
I believe that what she meant to write is:
“Something had to shatter
a) the set
b) somewhere
c) there
d) right now”
I can’t even decipher what she meant to say.
Accordion-o-rama: Win.
Jim, I think you’ve stumbled onto what could save print journalism: make all stories into word jumbles. Oh right. I guess that’s already happened.
Suddenly their fascination with Sarah Palin makes sense.
Joshua Norton: Probably ate Endor and Tatooine, too.
Bill_TX: Given K-Los girth, I’d say Yavin too.
/Star Wars geek
Speaking of 8 inch taints and unwashed grundles..
You know if we were all to pitch in we could afford a trail of sugar cookies that lead from the offices of the National Review to the light at NY ave and I st.
That would effectively put an end to Ms Lopez or Mr Goldberg, whoever came across them first.
More and more the timeline is raising the question of why, if the torture was to prevent terrorist attacks, it seemed to happen mainly during the period when something had to shatter a the set somewhere there just now.
Mr Blifil: Yes, but.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Did she at least spare the moon base? It was a lot of work getting that Jedi academy set up.
Mr Blifil: Behold the unholy fusion that is K-Dowd.
This is what happens when you’ve got one foot in neocon absurdist land and the other in Yoknapatawpha County. Just don’t let her near a golf course.
It’s like the Palin is starting to rub off. Also.
SayItWithWookies: Oh please. If she had even a toe in Yoknapatawpha County, that tweet would be way over the 140 character limit. By at least 15 pages.
Schizophasia, or willful blindness of thinking.
Zadig: On second thought, I wish I had chosen the Sun Crusher for my esoteric Yavin-based Star Wars reference.
A the set somewhere there in what regard Charlie? Hnnnnnnggg?
dijetlo: “That would effectively put an end to Ms Lopez or Mr Goldberg, whoever came across them first.” But k-lo IS goldberg, renembah?
A set of my nutz in her face.
/fixed.
OT, but for some reason I was put in mind of K-Lo: Local news affiliate’s story, via CNN: “Mom on the run with 555-pound son”.
http://www.wyff4.com/cnn-news/19526636/detail.html . CNN had the good sense retitle it to “Mom on the lam” with said large son. Even so, droll.
Get this bitch a dialing wand.
Brainfarts/typos and Terror PrØn:
http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site/comments/everything_changed_after_deep_impact/
Just another day at NRO…
MrsNateSilver: A feller would have to have a hellacious prostate to come across either K-Lo or D-Load.
Her Wingnut Mad Libs template wasn’t working again.
Liberals (verb) to hate (patriotic noun) but great leaders like (craziest wingnut) will fight against (sex act) to protect (plural of small animal, child, or nun).
She was so flustered by all of the teabagging that she didn’t notice that she dropped the t.
What’s the frequency, K-Lo?
That’s easy for her to say.
Somewhere in a lake of fire, the ghost of William F. Buckley sees this & vomits.
A the editorial skillz - let her show you thems.
James Joyce not she the writer is vagina.