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Technical Difficulties.WHOOPS, OUR TIPS EMAIL IS SICK WITH PIG AIDS: Ha ha, how do we get into our tips email account, anyway? This is a funny sort of problem that happens regularly, because who really knows how any of this stuff is set up, and all the Gawker people who might know were fired/laid off long ago. So, if you sent important tips this morning, we didn’t get them. Might be working now, though!


2:22 PM on Mon May 18 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. HoboNutz says at 2:28 pm, May 18th, 2009

    here’s a tip - a muslin is prez

  2. Custerwolf says at 2:28 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Did you get the tip I sent telling you that your e-mail wasn’t working properly?

  3. RobPetrified says at 2:32 pm, May 18th, 2009

    It’s a well kept secret: The Gawker intertubes are run by Orlando expressway authority drones supervised by Ted Stevens.
    That they EVER work is a miracle that proves the existence of your god.

  4. That’s what you get for walling up your superfluous workers in a cask of amontillado or somesuch.

  5. dijetlo says at 2:42 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Well Ken, I can fix it for you but I’m going to need a bottle of rum, a cuban cigar and one live chicken….oh you might want to put a drop cloth down in the server room, it’s gonna get a little messy but hey, that’s technology.

  6. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 2:47 pm, May 18th, 2009

    This is why I send all my tips to Wonkette by fursuited singing telegram guys.

  7. Hawaiiexpat says at 2:49 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Who the fuck to you have working your back end? Lindsey Graham? Charlie Crist? Larry Craig?

    Oh…never mind.

  8. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 2:50 pm, May 18th, 2009

    I totally failed to make a hobo joke up there.^^ I should be spanked.

  9. Bruno says at 2:54 pm, May 18th, 2009

    I think the more likely case is that someone stopped affording to be baked/drunk etc and therefore everything went to hell. When are we going to see the street benefits of cheaper hashish??

  10. bitchincamaro says at 3:00 pm, May 18th, 2009

    I hope it has something to do with those virusy penis pictures I sent you last week.

  11. Custerwolf says at 3:09 pm, May 18th, 2009

    bitchincamaro: “virusy penis”
    I won’t ask.

  12. bitchincamaro says at 3:11 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Custerwolf: I won’t tell.

  13. Carrie_Okie says at 3:24 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Then you missed my tip that Sarah Palin is suing the owner of CrackHo.com for redirecting their site to Palin’s? http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/15/sarah-palins-legal-t.html
    Also.

  14. BlueStateLibtard says at 3:50 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Oh, so you’ll never get my e-mails detailing where Obama’s secret Muslin birth certificate is located, Sarah Palin’s true and shocking medical/marital history, and the secret role of the Walt Disney empire behind the current financial crisis? Too bad.

  15. blogslut says at 9:05 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Silly me. I tried that addy and it bounced three times. I decide to take it personally but having no pride, I emailed Sarah instead.

  16. Ignore_this_comment says at 1:27 am, May 19th, 2009

    Wow, for people who run a website, you really are pretty shockingly bad at the whole “computers” thing, huh? Maybe you should hire my grandma as a tech consultant or something. She mostly knows how to work teh email.

  17. Pig AIDS? Why, that’s hiLARious!

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