Wonkette
- Obama will spend Memorial Day weekend in Las Vegas with famous Las Vegas Hollywood celebrities like Bette Midler, the inevitable Sheryl Crow, and Harry Reid. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Marginal Vanderbilt/CNN centerfold Anderson Cooper is as unpopular, perhaps more so, than Keith Olbermann re-runs. [Top of the Ticket]
- So, Sarah Palin, having embarrassed herself in I guess every other single way has now taken to picking minor legal battles with CrackHo.com… for… stealing the identity of the State of Alaska. Yes. [HuffPost]
- Barack Obama has knighted all members of the UNC basketball team as thanks for not making his March Madness bracket a terrible embarrassment. [The Caucus]
- Increasingly non-Senator Norm Coleman would like to be reimbursed for money he spent paying his lawyers to do nothing. [TPM]
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER SEEN WONKETTE USE THE WORD “I.” THE END OF DAYS IS NEAR.
Has Ken promoted you yet, Juli? You are too good for mere internness. JULI FOR DEPUTY ASSISTANT SUBEDITOR!
Inevitable, even.
Now that you’ve solved the puzzle, your choice of prizes is:
1. A party with Bette Middler, Sheryl Crow, and Harry Reid.
2. Getting ass-raped by saskwatch
“I’ll take prize number 2, Pat.”
Gov. Palin better check to see that there’s no http://www.MethMaw.com as well. Or BibleSpice.com, CaribouBarbie.com, shit. I’m going to try to register some of those myself!
And http://crackho.com/ has cat pictures. Nice looking Siamese. I’ve got a 19-year-old one myself. So fuck yourself, Snow Queen.
Way to keep your name in the news Crack Ho, I mean, Sarah Palin.
wtf does “hijack a web page” mean?
Wait’ll Sarah gets a load of Snowskank.org
Rachel Maddow’s podcast has long ago usurped Anderson Cooper’s podcast in ”way to work” podcast watching
Uncle Glenny: Aha! My friend Googli tells me they mirrored the Alaska 2010 budget, and all subsidiary pages & pdfs, including the seal.
Huh.
ChernobylSoup: Sasquatch; get your monster spelling correct, dumbass.
When Sarah Palin scoots across the country like this she probably just needs her sacs rubbed.
chascates: What did you expect at crackho.com other than pictures of pussy?
OMG OMG OMG Jonah just responded to the story about K-Lo and himself! Go look!
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=M2FhNjFhMzgxYTE2MzIwNzIzNmE3NDcxNjUxNzNmNTQ=
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: “Frankly, I didn’t know that Wonkette was even still a site until just a few minutes ago.” WARBLOG!
Will Bette Midler and the inevitable Sheryl Crow appear at the gala in Mormon underwear? It would be hot. Almost.
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: “What I like about this is that the loser doing the “reporting” was so invested in Wanda Sykes to turn violent at what she/he thinks is an affront to Sykes’ dignity.”
Actually beating innocent people to death = college prank
Mentioning that you wanted to kick someone in the balls = liberal fascistic “turning” violent.
This is the essence of neocon exceptionalism: everything people bitch about is liberal nonsense, until it happens to me.
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: Ramesh!!?? K-Lo!!?? Jonah!!?? What a group!!
Lucky, lucky “reporter!”
Woohoo! Go Tar Heels!
Identity theft is a real and very harmful crime. Did the AG give any tips for telling Alaska and crackho.com apart from each other? One differing feature I can think of is that crackho.com has about 1.4 million members, whereas the population of Alaska is about half that.
Wow, that Scary Letter from the Acting Attorney General (because they couldn’t hire a fag-bashing gun nut, even in Alaska) would scare the living shit out of me, if I really thought that Alaska would send some one with a restraining order to stop me from using the Alaska state seal on a web site, AS whatever.whatever.whatever notwithstanding. Also, someone should tell Caribou Barbie that they could, with all the oil moneyz, hire someone to redesign their ass-ugly letterhead, which has esssentially remained unchanged since 1968. I used to cringe when I’d get letters from the state, not because of the contents, but because the letterhead looked like it was designed by stoned votech students in Bethel.
And another thing–since when is linking to a website–in a frame or otherwise–”hijacking” a website? Looks like Unca Ted might have to fly down to Juneau to explain how the series of tubes works. Folks in Juneau really should know how the tubes work, though–they’ve had electricity for almost a year now!
Ha Ha You said Harry Reid! (Snort!)
who you calling a mouth breather, motherfucker? come here and say that you poor excuse for a shit covered fir tree. i’ll have you know that i snorted so much coke in the seventies that i now have one huge nose hole the better to suck more than my share of 02. lets pretend this country was a meritocracy and you weren’t pooped out by that putrid whore you call mommy, can you say “would you like fries with that”? sanctimonious open running wound, i will not be ignored!!11!!!!!also
The LAT comments are worth reading:
as we go along here in the aftermath of what passes as a result of an election it become clear the attempt to control the media by the poklitical (k is intentional ) forces is not necessary or needed. The media talent pool bottomed out over a decade ago.Most media types today are merely teleprompters readers, or at best speed limit intellects who parrot todays cliches .
The “main stream” media is just poklitical teleprompterz-readering!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE ALSO
greensprout: bonus question: name all examples of limit [sic] intellects parroting todays cliches that appear in the above paragraphs
It’s about time someone stood up to those evil bloggers at Crackho.com. They really need to be smacked down, just like those people who registered palinjindal.com, and other evil websites