• February 14, 2012

Oh look, former Wonkette “Pornographer to the Stars” and current Washington Times gossip reporter Liz Glover went on the MSNBC teevee this weekend during a rare furlough from her regular job selling knick-knacks in the ghetto for the glory & prestige of Rev. Moon. She and her “less eccentric” (media-trained) partner discuss things that you will not want to hear about at all, like fashion and the power-politics dynamic of the White House Correspondents Dinner, but it’s fun to watch Liz randomly dancing and putting on props and breaking her microphone completely. [YouTube]

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jetjaguar May 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm

SO HIP

sanantonerose May 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm

SO DEMURE

jetjaguar May 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm

sooooo, what was the surprise from 2006?

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm

The irony in that joke of course is that Laura’s miserable failure of a husband was responsible for creating all those deperate housewives (not to mention their families).

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm

SO WHAT?

ManchuCandidate May 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Sorry, nothing will top her interview with Sarah the Dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-CSGnT5w5g

Fap. Also.

Tommmcatt May 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Liz is much hotter than Newell. Newell is more cuddly, though.

SayItWithWookies May 12, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Seven minutes? I’ll have to wait until I get home, when I can watch this under the influence of brownies and beer.

Prommie May 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Liz, please forgive me if I feast on the banquet of your glorious decolletage.

ShaqsDong May 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm

This is the first time three attractive people have been on the screen at the same time on MSNBC.

finallyhappy May 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm

I’m amazed the Wash Times still exists. Rev. Moon must be pouring the slave wages of his crazed followers into that rag.

PolicyWhore May 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm

She’s so ironic-cool.

Buzz Feedback May 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Clip needs more titz.

Godless Liberal May 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm

I’m going to make comments to myself regarding Liz’s cleavage, and they will not be appropriate comments.

V572625694 May 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Our little girl, all growed up ‘n’goin’ to the prom. It’s so purdy!

Last time you’ll see her on MSNBC, unless she loses the top entirely.

JMP May 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Former? But she’s still Wonkette’s official Video Producer according to the sidebar.

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Glenn Close is HAWT. But how come neither the corsage twins nor the unfunny news ladee mentioned Spielberg’s wife? Is Kate Capshaw just some dung he carried in on his shoe? I recommend seeing her in ‘The Locusts.’ I SOOO wanted to see Vince Vaughn fuck her, but I suppose it wouldn’t exactly have meshed with the script. Still, I would have volunteered to be her stand-in.

Monsieur Grumpe May 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Where did the microphone land?

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Boobies!

TGY May 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Nah, Liz’s beauty comes from her “I’m barely holding my insanity in check” facial expressions. She is the ugly duckling that turned into a beautiful cuckoo or whatever.

gjdodger May 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Yup, Liz has two candidates, I’d agree with that.

howell May 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

MSNBC could really improve their Nielson’s if they would just show some tit once in a while.

eclecticbrotha May 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Seeing Liz Glover in such a state of undress makes me wish they panned the camera down. A lot.

pat robertsons personal trainer May 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=314627]Custerwolf[/re]: also ironic because her father-in-law was schtooping (with big pharma aid & sponsorship) one of the stars. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZoai2HIeA

Kingbee May 12, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Liz’s wardrobe malfunction was not complete enough for my state of happiness.

thefrontpage May 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm

NO ONE IN THE REAL WORLD GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS DAMN DINNER!

Really, that about sums it up regarding the WHCA thing.

Country Club Jihadi May 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm

Of course Todd “got his tux in Alaska”. It was in the RNC-labeled garbage bags in the basement.

The Legend of TeaBagger Vance May 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm

i totally saw lizzy glover’s nip. also, too.

finallyhappy May 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm

[re=314719]thefrontpage[/re]: I did care when I heard Colin Firth was going to be there- but then I forgot about it. And I am as real as it gets- just completely unnewsworthy.

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm

[re=314719]thefrontpage[/re]: K.Lo., is that you?

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=314719]thefrontpage[/re]: Don’t take it so personally, I don’t think anyone from MTV was invited.

hobospacejunkie May 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=314680]Custerwolf[/re]: Glenn Close is a man.

Mr Blifil May 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Liz could barely keep her clothes on and kept wanting to bust out with irreverance at the least provocation. Was she on meth? If not, next time I would like to see her on a panel having just snorted meth.

answerbird May 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm

When is the Green & Glover porno coming out. That would be change I could believe in!

JDHART May 12, 2009 at 4:32 pm

1) zzzzzz

2) Washington Times? Really? That’s a stink that doesn’t ever wash out.

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 4:33 pm

[re=314764]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Okay. Is she well hung?

hobospacejunkie May 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=314787]Custerwolf[/re]: I don’t want to know. I’m still grossed out by him crying in the shower in that one movie, whatever it was, moobs flopping all over the place.

loudmouthredhead May 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm

[re=314661]ShaqsDong[/re]: You’re not supposed to count Liz AND her boobies…silly

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm

[re=314816]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I get his movies movies mixed up – was that shower scene in the movie where she’s the psychotic killer (Fatal Attraction) or where Jeff Briges is the psychotic killer (The Jagged Edge)? Not that it really matters, I suppose.

chascates May 12, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Donating the desserts to the homeless shelter? Let them eat cake.

loudmouthredhead May 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Oh Liz, you can be my prom date anytime *sigh*

Rukasu May 12, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Ouch, not ready for TV

WikipediaBrown May 12, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Sheesh, I thought Liz was going to put her shoe on her head for a second there.

randomsausage May 12, 2009 at 5:40 pm

me love summertime dresses for zee ladies

kudzu May 12, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Hey! Liz… yeah… I’d hit that.

Kaylub May 12, 2009 at 6:44 pm

I admit my heart raced faster than it ever has during a three-person split-screen segment, and it skipped a beat when Liz’s strap fell demurely down.

Voyou Charmant May 12, 2009 at 7:13 pm

drink, drank, drunk.

So this is what it’s like to be in love.

Scandalabra May 12, 2009 at 7:19 pm

I have been pursuing the “gay agenda” for close to three decades, but I repeat my claim from the GOP convention that Liz is a goddess and I renounce my ways. So why the fuck is she working for the Moonies?

Neilist May 12, 2009 at 8:22 pm

Definitely “Non-Mooo.”

Oh, sorry, Custer. Didn’t see you there.

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm

[re=315070]Neilist[/re]: Of course I’m here, darling. I’m always here if you need anything.
Anything.
Really.

JMP May 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm

…and now that I’ve seen the video; they’re really referring to this as Nerd Prom? That nickname has been used for years for the San Diego Comic-Con; sorry, but try to find something that’s not already been (figuratively) copyrighted.

Biden Time May 12, 2009 at 9:36 pm

[re=314835]Custerwolf[/re]: The Big Chill

windupbird May 12, 2009 at 9:49 pm

I didn’t listen to the audio and only watched half-way through……….Liz looks cute. RE: footage of the guests arriving – Michelle was the only person who didn’t look like she was swanning about. It looked more like a C-list Golden Globes party than a WHCD, but what do I know.

Custerwolf May 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm

[re=315122]Biden Time[/re]: You’re right. I thought it odd that the Jagged Edge would have such a good soundtrack. Thank you for clearing that up.

Whalin' Palin May 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm

Liz was cutest thing I’ve seen on TV in quite some time. I think they should use this clip in Media Training classes as a top-and-bottom before-and-after example. Rachel Sklar is better at framing a picture, though: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachelsklar/3518492790/

Watchreader May 12, 2009 at 11:43 pm

And with this clip, Liz Glover continues to enrapture the hearts of men. She can be cute as a button, or sexy as all hell. She’s a girl who seems crazy in just the right ways. When she gets hit on by creepy old men, she’s classy about it. She’s got a smile and a way about her that says “I’m fun, and if you stay with me, you’ll have fun.” If she’s awkward, it’s in an adorable cute way. If she’s immature, it’s in a way you hope she never grows out of. And if she’s unhappy, you’ll want to listen why.

What man could resist the great Liz Glover? So much <3

StoneAge May 13, 2009 at 2:16 am

kill, marry, fuck

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