Wonkette
You know why we have not written about this too much? Because number one, who gives a flying fuck what Miss California thinks about political “things.” And number two, any beauty pageant contestant who doesn’t have a boatload of topless photos in her closet is just not trying hard enough. Anyway Donald Trump, the owner of the Miss USA and the world’s wealthiest muskrat, determined that Carrie Prejean’s hawt pre-boob-job photos did not diminish her ability to attend ribbon-cuttings at county fairs and other important Miss California-related events. It is a sad day when Donald Trump is the sanest man on television. [USA Today]
Palin/DeJean 2012!! A whore in every pot!
You know why we have not written about this too much? Because we didn’t need the page hits that “Underwear photos” and “Miss California” would generate.
But now we do, apparently.
But it’s okay, because this story just keeps on giving, like Snowbilly.
Donald Trump saved the world of beauty pageants from total irrelevancy! Yay!
The Donald knows what side the bread is buttered on. Who even knows the name of the Miss USA who won? (or cares??)
Donald only did that so she’ll fuck him. Trust me.
a clear sign the economy is on the upswing….when people people have time to devote to inconsequential bullshit like this.
Oh, lord. Now Act Up! is no doubt going to picket Trump buildings, because he’s such a proven homophobe. And the circle of attention whoring will be complete.
she’s a beauty-tard. a complete wart on a magnanimous fake boob.
They still plan on spanking her though - right?
“I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall.”
-Hosea 4:14. Also.
She looked a LOT better in the old days. I’m not sure why some of these women go for surgery and heavy makeup that makes them look like female impersonators.
Trump thinks he now might have a chance with that.
Yes, but when the “Anals of Justice” surface, we may have to revisit this controversy.
She also said she spoke her mind at the Miss USA pageant when she said she believes marriage is between a man and a woman.
Honey, you were not speaking your mind. If you had been, it would’ve been a shorter answer.
She is a life support system for a set of fake tits.
DeLand DeLakes: So…..free pussy for everyone?
How dare a beauty contestant debase herself by publicly strutting around in skimpy outfits while the pageant isn’t making profit from the viewers!
You know the only reason she won that goddamned crown in the first place was because her last name is California. People from that state are so self-absorbed.
These beauty contest have really gotten off track. Can we please get them back to their traditional roots, where they were competing to see which one was the most fuckable?
i’d like to spread a little DeJean on my burger, knawhamsayin!? also, too.
Sussemilch: I.Q. points are now measured in shades of blonde.
“Because number one, who gives a flying fuck what Miss California thinks about political “things.”
True. Because if she thought it would help her win she’d say she was in favor of feeding toddlers to wild boars. Why do they have this old funky worn out tired broken down pageant shit anyway? I mean little girls are the audience mostly, and they have enough crappy role models.
Just have topless pre-implant beauty contests and end this national DRAMA.
This estimable beauty and her fake boobs are students at San Diego Christian College (http://www.sdcc.edu/) which isn’t in San Diego at all, but in El Cajon, the biker and meth capital of Southern California. Regard who the “college” pimps Carrie out on their home page — nice!
V572625694: “Regard how the “college”….[sigh]
How much do I have to pad my resume in order to get a good boob job?
Carrie says let’s just agree to disagree. Can we just agree to disagree about abortion, too?
Well, in this time of economic uncertainty it’s good to know the US is still a world class producer of vapid women and fake titts…and porno of course, the product you get when you mix vapid women and fake titts.
Custerwolf: Your new avatar: +1!
Wake me up when the photos of her teabagging some trucknutz surface on the tubes of the interwebs.
I really like that Donald Trump is the final arbiter of justice in the Miss Pageant universe.
WTF with the Miss Teen USA adds to my left? Why is Donald Trump liking the teens so much?
Where are the topless photos of James Dobson, pre-plastic surgery? I demand equal time!
V572625694: Isn’t she nice.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/niceride.jpg
SayItWithWookies: Win
Gallowglass: Dude will fuck anything that doesn’t smell like over-ripe halibut.
Gallowglass: I think he owns the pageant
Custerwolf: A bare-bottom hairbrush spanking? Administered on the TV by The Donald with the very hairbrush he uses for his comb overs? And with Daphne Merkin writing about what it all means the following week in the NY Times? It’d be Heaven!
Fuck the implants, I want to know about those terrifying teeth!
nmmagayar: Mr Trump refers to the Miss USA Pageant as “the bimbo farm.” Do they give out scholarships? Cuz if they do, that makes it classy and edumacational.
Custerwolf: All she lacks is a couple of surgically implanted cantaloupes on her chest.
Custerwolf: You know the only reason she won that goddamned crown in the first place was because her last name is California. People from that state are so self-absorbed.
I loled.
RoscoePColtraine: But only if you agree with her…
The Trump gave ultra beautifully semiplastic Miss California a pass to balance out picking Joan Rivers as his Celebrity Apprentice. Beauty vs Ugly, Old vs Young, Dumb vs Dumber. Neither really won their contest and let their idiotic thoughts come out of their mouths. Free country, free speech. Teh Gayz overreactioned on this. Also.
I really don’t care what this protein sprinkler thinks.
But here’s her life summary:
->15 minutes of TV fame (Dancing with the Stars)
->B movies (downward spiral begins)
->Porn
->botox and tucks
->drugs
->meet baby jesus in heaven (or sucks Satan’s cock for eternity)
So, it’s cool that The Donald is the Arbiter of Proper, eh? Apparently, we learned nothing from the financial collapse. Predictable.
And beauty pageant winners supposedly represent the Nubile Virginity of America, too? It is to laugh with milk-snorting through the nose or wherever.
Zorg: You had to go and mention the hair didn’t you. I swear to fucking god there’s no one in this world rich enough to get away with that follicular disaster he calls a hairdo.
Custerwolf: Maybe. Miss California strikes me as the type who takes it in the backdoor to preserve her “virginity,” yet still manages to justify her hatred of queers to herself. (The cognitive dissonance really boggles the mind…)
SayItWithWookies: “What do you think about gay marriage?”
“Orange.”
Zorg: But does she bend over the back of a chair? Lean up on the wall? Or are we going traditional over the lap here?
DeLand DeLakes: That is *SO* out of context. Hosea was railing at Israel for backsliding on the Lord, as usual.
“For they shall eat, and not have enough: they shall commit whoredom, and shall not increase: because they have left off to take heed to the LORD.
Whoredom and wine and new wine take away the heart.”
-Hosea 4:10-11
TGY, ‘Angry Like a Hebrew Prophet on a Bad Day’
These chicks should just stick to wanting to end world hunger & handing out maps of ‘the Iraq & such’.
“any beauty pageant contestant who doesn’t have a boatload of topless photos in her closet…” I feel pretty confident that Anita Bryant & MaryAnn Mobley never had boob shots taken. But, yeah, after Vanessa Williams, the morals clause got pretty much forgotten/overlooked/ripped out.
TGY: so…….free WHINEY pussy for everyone?
Texan Bulldoggette: The “I’m Prettier Than You” contest has never really been about ending world hunger.
It’s not a contradiction to be against gay marriage and to show your tits. What’s the problem with that?
You could even say that showing your tits was a concrete way of opposing gay marriage. It says: “Here, look at these, homos! How could you want to marry a gay when there are THESE around? See what you are missing?”
They need to get rid of that rule and add a pictorial for the final 8 as another step. Make it tasteful. No beaver shots please.
Is no one saying “I’d hit it” because everyone already has?
RoscoePColtraine: There’s a special place in hell for him for that. Fer chrissake, what next?? A stupid reality teevee show about the pageant contestants??
What?
Custerwolf: All she needs is a Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat!
http://www.last.fm/music/Beck/_/Leopard-Skin+Pill-Box+Hat
Custerwolf: No, but it was about them wanting you to think they wanted to…to leave the impression that their beauty was just a happy accident & their only reason for being put on the earth was to end world hunger/care about others/yada yada yada and if they won, they would set about ending world hunger stat.
Custerwolf: It makes for better orgies if there’s somebody around to whine about it. This is the function of religion: to give us greater enjoyment by contrast. And, of course, if it’s a newly bottled whine.
TGY, Discordian at Heart
Larry McAwful: When he and his young grandson finish their ’shower’ I will forward your request.
proudgrampa: I love Beck - I just don’t get the scientology thing.
Custerwolf: I don’t think that the Scientologists get the Scientology thing…
Custerwolf: Scientology exists so that regular people will realize that their pop-culture idols are, in fact, numbskulls and not fit role models. It was a secret, productivity-enhancing project of the third Roosevelt administration, and actually ended the Depression.
Lazy Media: I heard the makers of Zoloft are actually takiing credit for that.
Okay Donald, I guess I shouldn’t throw stones.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/Y1.jpg
The cliche is that good publicity is any time they spell your name right; the Donald appreciated a naked grab for attention. Alienating significant sections of the populace might not be a great long-term career strategy, but Ms. Prejean may not have a long-range plan. She can afford some short-term notoriety before easing into Housewife of Orange County status. And she is easily dumb enough to run for public office and couldn’t be much worse than what passes for a Republican in California, whether a RINO like Arnold or an ultra-goofball like Rep. Tom McClintock. What a great t.v. news story: the copy is about gay marriage, but the video is of nubile young women in bikinis, high heels and too much makeup. If she only had a dog, it would be a p.r. trifecta.
lawrenceofthedesert: Okay, I’ve got the bleached blonde hair and the dog, now I just need a good set of tits.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/gertie.jpg
NEXT WEEK’S NEWS QUOTE:
“The photos of me with the donkey were taken on a windy day and are out-takes. They were secretly taken between posed shots. Furthermore the donkey is staunchly pro-life.”
Donald Trump, the owner of the Miss USA and the world’s wealthiest muskrat…
Donald Trump is actually the world’s muskiest wealthrat.
When is she announcing her decision to enter rehab to overcome her addiction to being photographed in tiny underwear?
JMP: But the pageant paid for dem titties. What about titty royalties?
Custerwolf: Are you frenching your dog? You really are umm…sexually adventurous as all your posts seem to indicate. You ought to have him/her licking your nip; then all the Wonkette men will give you their credit card #s & voila–you can work from home!
Texan Bulldoggette: Does it help that the dog’s actually lesbian?
Custerwolf: Hey, the guys seems to like girl on girl, right?
Texan Bulldoggette: That’s always been my experience.
Oh gawd, Christian Rock is well past passe, so now we have to endure an era of “Christian Models”?
Imagine the photo-op: breathlessly regaining conciousness as the anesthesia wears off in the recovery room, the coyly bandaged, fresh-faced young ingenue weeps from the revelation of having been miraculously born again…
Custerwolf: Rock on! Whatever floats your boat.
BTW: I notice that no one mentioned that she dates/used to date Michael Phelps. I’m not sure who I should think less of because of that little tidbit.
problemwithcaring: I’d hit it. But, in support of the gheyz, only from behind.
Texan Bulldoggette: “I’m not sure who I should think less of because of that little tidbit.”
The bong. Definitely the bong.
Custerwolf: Not sure why a known partier like him would want to spend time with Miss Christian CA outside of fulfilling public service commitments. (I’m betting she can suck the brass off a door knob.)
Texan Bulldoggette: When I was up in AK furiously helping lay pipe (and not for Exxon), one of my rommates and very best friend was a devout born again Christian. He would affectionately refer to me as an over-sexed trollop, but I knew he loved me. And to this day I love that him. So I guess you never know.
Custerwolf: scratch “that,” let’s just go with “him.”
Custerwolf: The thing is she’s a hypocrite Christian–it’s okay to be yourself unless you want big boobies & someone else will pay for them. It’s okay to be a Christian, unless you need to pose topless for a modeling gig. It’s okay to be a Christian & run for Miss CA but lie about/omit contractual information. I’m still going with the brass-less doorknob theory.
Texan Bulldoggette: And it’s okay for her to judge other people but don’t judge her for her nudie pics & fake boobs. She’s the epitome of why I despise ‘Christians’.
Texan Bulldoggette: I don’t know why my friend decided to be a born-againer - but at least he never prosthelytized or was churchy. I appreciate that he simply took me for who I was and never insinuated I should be any different. As for me personally, I have no use for any religion of any kind.
where is the lesbian vid, dammit? Maybe the wind will blow a girl on her or something.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/12/miss-california-carrie-prejean-topless-photos/
x111e7thst: Well, I believe The Donald will be The Decider here. But, me, I’d vote for over-the-chair, so Daphne Merkin could do a 360 walk-around while taking notes.
Custerwolf: I think you’re overestimating us. If you don’t inhale through your nose, even ripe halibut can be an adventure!
RabidHamster: A true player.
three whore diamonds