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- JOE TRIPPI SAYS EDWARDS SABOTAGE PLOT RUMORS ARE ‘COMPLETE BS’: Whaaaa? Does this mean somebody lied to our precious George Stephanopoulos? Prove it, Trippi. [JoeTrippi.com]
YOU CANNOT JUST MAKE FANCIFUL ASSERTIONS ON THE WEB
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5:08 PM
on Mon May 11 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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Joe Trippi’d all over himself to get the word out here earlier, Sara.
NOBODY LIES TO GEORGIE
He just means it wasn’t him. It was somebody else. Named Joe Trippi.
Who the hell reads JoeTrippi.com?
Sorry, but I totally think it was true cause I totally would have shiv’ed him in the side right before the Convention myself if I knew all this Rielle shit beforehand.
Not even DEMOCRAT FIRST! It’s America First. Because if you can recall, there was a huge sense of anxiety that we were about to lose full control of our country and we totally needed a completely strong Dem Nominee to win meanwhile on the other side we had the old man, the rich Mormon, the former Fatty, and Ron Paul. The Iraq War? The Economy? Terrorism? And this mother fucker who was neither female nor a black guy thus TOTALLY ABLE to get the nom had all this hippie baby bullshit on the low meanwhile the Repubs successfully fucked up Clinton over a fucking blowjob?
Hell yeah I would have Nancy Kerrigan’ed his ass. Repeatedly. Until he couldn’t stand. While he was about to get on the plane to Denver if I had to.
TEAM WHOEVER CAN TAKE HIM DOWN.
He’s denying the claim of the “doomsday plan.” Has he denied that he knew about the affair?
Wait- The guy has a picture of zebras over a plain field the color of the blue-screen-of-death as his twitter background.
What kind of credibility would such choices dictate?
Did you see he linked the Wonkette article reporting on reports from the word “reports”? Which Wonkette user is Joe Trippi?
travellabyrinth: The guy who uses the screenname Joe Trippi.
Oh.
Proof-by-tweet? CheckMATE! You poor Wonkette bastards never had a chance.
Custerwolf: Did you seriously just write that?
The Real JR Revisted: but could i fuck his fukkin pea-brains out first? i picture myself, dildo shoved up his puckered pooper, with a fistful of that shiny hair just whipping that azz with a riding crop……who’s your millworker daddy,beeyotch!!!11!!
am i alone here?
magic titty: I’m pleading the fifth.
It’s BS that they would’ve have executed the Doomsday Plan if Edwards appeared likely to win the nomination. It’s true that they would have executed it if he’d been likely to win the election. Isn’t that what Trippi did to Kerry?
magic titty: Custerwolf shamelessy hammers out pun after pun. It’s shameful!
magic titty: Yeah, but in the previous post about Joe Trippi there’s a user named Joe Trippi denying these allegations. Sounds silly but it’s for realz.
So is Joe Trippi going to every blog on the planet that repeats these allegations to claim they are not true, or just the satirical ones that post it because it’s guaranteed to generate lots of snarky, funny posts from people who don’t really give a shit either way anymore?
It was a doomsday plan that backfired. Edwards was supposed to get all the black votes (because of his hair) after Obambi dropped out
I thought she was great in The Birds.
Oh, Trippi’s just recanting so he’ll be hired again. In private, he strokes George’s hair softly while cooing doomsday scenarios into his ear.
This whole debate about the two-timing campaign managers is moot anyway, since not-Nate-Silver-but-they’ll-do Pollster.com says Edwards voters always liked Obama more than Hillary, so there.
I thought it was all very believable until they got to the part where Heather McGhee was suspended by wires above the computer bank in the top secret secured room.
NEWS FLASH:
ABC-News is reporting that The Lone Edwards Staffers were actually The Mysterious Well-Dressed Hobos on The Grassy Knoll who fired the other shots that injured John Connolly and killed John F. Kennedy. One of them was Woody Harrelson’s father, according to ABC. Another one is said to have constantly smoked cigarettes and may have been involved with government cover-ups of alien invasions across the world and may have been involved with decades of alien autopsies conducted at the mysterious “Area 51″ facility outside of Roswell, New Mexico.
Arlen Specter here. Hi guys! What is this Tweezer thing everyone keeps talking about? Is that a new type of computer doohickey?! And who’s Joe Hippi, one of them ’60s radical types who tried to levitate the Pentagon? Well, I’m telling you, I’m enjoying being a Democrat, hoo-hah! I just bought one of them hybrid cars, and I’m thinking about becoming a vegetarian, too. And the hell with ties–I hate ties!
–Arlen.