- RUMORED SCOTUS SHORTLIST: “Diane Wood of the 7th Circuit, Solicitor General Elena Kagan, Sonia Sotomayor of the 2nd Circuit, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and Merrick Garland of the DC Circuit Court of Appeals,” says First Read. Once again, Hillary wuz robbed. [First Read]
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Who’s the hottest? Granholm? Can we send her to Sandra Day O’Connor’s hair stylist to take it down a notch?
But did the robber cut a backwards B into her cheek?
There are no men. This is bullshit and unfair. Men are far too underrepresented in Supreme Court history.
What, no Alberto Gonzalez? John Ashcroft isn’t on the short list?
Obama why do you hate the idiotic?!?!?!! The stupids need a justice too!
Do we really need more Wood on the bench?
[re=313192]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Merrick Garland appears to be a Penile-American.
[re=313193]Tommmcatt[/re]: Nixon tried that with Clement Haynesworth or somebody years ago. Anyway, they’ve got Clarence Thomas.
[re=313193]Tommmcatt[/re]: Thomas and Alito aren’t retiring anytime soon!
[re=313187]V572625694[/re]: As long as we don’t harsh the JILF vibe.
So, you reckon Ruthie’s a smoothie or a landing strip?
[re=313194]Custerwolf[/re]: There you go with those puns again. Stop it now!
[re=313196]V572625694[/re]: I suck.
[re=313200]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Or is “Scrotal-American” a more politically correct appellation?
That yowling you hear is the collective anguish of a million PUMAs. It sounds like victory.
[re=313203]V572625694[/re]: Provided he is an American.
BIRTH CERTIFICATEZZ!!1!1, etc.
ARRGGGGH!!! MISOGYNY!! THANKS ALOT OBOTS. NOW ITS ANOTHER MONTH OF BINGE EATING AND TRYING REALLY, REALLY HARD NOT TO BE RACIST.
HOW SEXIST! Does he think only women can have EMPATHY?
I was hoping they’d short list Anita Hill, just to see if I’d would spook Clarence into a heart attack and open up a second slot…
[re=313187]V572625694[/re]: Thank you for asking who’s the hottest in the 1st post.
Every Hopey appointee should come from the 9th circuit.
[re=313193]Tommmcatt[/re]:
Don’t forget Harriet Miers. 2nd time’s a charm.
[re=313217]ph7[/re]:
I like your thinking.
[re=313217]ph7[/re]: Ha ha you said ‘spook’ and Clarence in the same sentence.
[re=313217]ph7[/re]: How cool would that be. I’d pay real money (euros or swiss francs) to watch some C Thomas snuff porn.
[re=313217]ph7[/re]: You’ll have to settle for Napolitano, who represented Anita Hill during the confirmation hearings.
Diane Wood: She plays oboe and English horn in the North Shore Chamber Orchestra in Evanston, Illinois and in the Chicago Bar Association Symphony Orchestra in Chicago, Illinois.
That’s good enough for me. If she can handle an oboe, she can handle Scalia.
[re=313221]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Just trying to ramp up the crudity so we don’t get quoted on C-SPAN again. 9th Circuit includes Torture Apologist Bybee, does it not?
Wood also clerked under Blackmun, author of Roe v. Wade. Another big plus.
[re=313269]V572625694[/re]: I thought the 9th circuit was all the California commies. Well, whatever circuit those liberal lefties are in, that’s where I want my judges from.
[re=313203]V572625694[/re]: Or is “Scrotal-American” a more politically correct appellation?
We men prefer the term “Fourteen-Inches-of-Swinging-Meat-Americans.”
[re=313217]ph7[/re]: Ha! Others have said it before, but you have said it best.
…hmmmmmmm… Ralph Nader is a lawyer, isn’t he?… Nader for SCOTUS!!!
Hope and Change, folks – let’s get crazy wid it!
About fifteen years ago, Jeffrey Rosen, who called Sonia Sotomayor a stupid Mexican, cited Diane Wood as an example of Clinton appointing mediocre jurists for diversity’s sake over qualified, brilliant legal scholars (white dudes). Wood is now considered one of the best legal minds in the federal courts.
So, we should probably go with the stupid Mexican.
Barry needs to go with Sotomayor for maximum trolling value.
I so want a Canadian on the Supreme Court. It’d be like when European royal families swapped daughters to secure alliances.
NAFTA 4 EVAH!
Shoot, Hillary would be perfect.
You’d get a couple of new openings when old, white justices have heart attacks.
No, wait. She’s busy. Appoint Bill!
[re=313204]Gopherit[/re]: There aren’t a million PUMAs in exsitence. There are about +-50.
I always thought Barry would offer Hillz SCOTUS, if only to solve the fashion problem. But now that she is ensconced at State, wouldn’t that be a step down?
Offer the job to Clarence Thomas, just to confuse him.
When will yuppies stop giving good White American Males girl-sounding names?
Plus, which are the gay ones?
If he gave it to Snowbilly, then he wouldn’t have to run against her in 2012 and risk defeat. Plus, those court opinions would be fun to read. Also
I get the impression that Pumas hate all women except Hillz
All those women have good jobs. Why can’t we take someone unemployed like Alberto Gonzolez and give him a job, he has kept America safe from terrorism for at least 50 years.
Why would Hillary want the demotion. She already has the most important job in the world: Chief Biden Minder.
No love for Leah Sears? She’s a black woman, chief justice in Georgia, and wrote the decision that struck down Georgia’s sodomy laws. TRIPLE THREAT! Not that we want her to leave, because that retard Sonny Perdue would appoint her successor, who would no doubt be a Realtor/Baptist minister.
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