• ABOUT THE WHCD: (“WHCD,” that’s what those of us “in-the-know” call it.) Yes: Raped, killed, and sent to Fox News, all of that, but in reverse-order. And Rahm Emanuel’s bodyguard? About as intimidating as one would imagine Rahm Emanuel’s bodyguard to be. And K-Lo, saw K-Lo too. So we’ll post a few pictures — oh no god no, not of K-Lo… yeeesh — of this vulgar p.r. stunt in the morning, or the afternoon, or whenever we recover our camera’s USB cable from the trash.
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  1. Jim, thank the almighty you are OK. I submitted a prayer for you into a box at Russian Orthodox cathedral, so if that is the one true faith, you will be blessed shortly.

  2. Jim, I *tried* to thank the almighty that you’re OK, but Rahm Emmanuel didn’t return my phone call.

    I submitted a prayer for you, scribbled onto a twenty dollar bill inserted into the thong of a performer at the local pr0n house, so that must have done the trick (pardon the expression).

    Since you refuse to wear the GPS locator bracelet, we’re going to have to go for the microchip implant. You know how your mother and I worry about you.

  3. Uncool Newell, making us worry about you like that. And to think, you were simply enjoying an extended weekend with K-Lo. We feel played, Newell, played!

  4. Remind me, is he the one who looks like Ross Douchehat or the other one?

    Wow, I saw Ana Marie Cox the other night. She’s looking ready for prime time. Could you at least post her picture and Sara K’s?

  5. [re=313063]Bison[/re]: I have to say at first AMC on Rachel didn’t do much for me but she has since grown on me & now I find her not only interesting but also teh hawtness.

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