• ABOUT THE WHCD: (“WHCD,” that’s what those of us “in-the-know” call it.) Yes: Raped, killed, and sent to Fox News, all of that, but in reverse-order. And Rahm Emanuel’s bodyguard? About as intimidating as one would imagine Rahm Emanuel’s bodyguard to be. And K-Lo, saw K-Lo too. So we’ll post a few pictures — oh no god no, not of K-Lo… yeeesh — of this vulgar p.r. stunt in the morning, or the afternoon, or whenever we recover our camera’s USB cable from the trash.
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  • Custerwolf

    Oh yay, he’s back.
    Anyway, what I was saying was…

  • gurukalehuru

    [re=312977]Custerwolf[/re]: I’m not sure, but I think it had something to do with porn.

  • bago

    Aaand the circle of porn is complete.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=312979]gurukalehuru[/re]: you know me.

  • tunamelt

    Hooray. Love.

  • Bearbloke
  • Uncle Glenny

    So we get nude pictures of Jim dancing with Shep Smith?

  • Bruno

    Jim, thank the almighty you are OK. I submitted a prayer for you into a box at Russian Orthodox cathedral, so if that is the one true faith, you will be blessed shortly.

  • memzilla

    Jim, I *tried* to thank the almighty that you’re OK, but Rahm Emmanuel didn’t return my phone call.

    I submitted a prayer for you, scribbled onto a twenty dollar bill inserted into the thong of a performer at the local pr0n house, so that must have done the trick (pardon the expression).

    Since you refuse to wear the GPS locator bracelet, we’re going to have to go for the microchip implant. You know how your mother and I worry about you.

  • Pop Socket

    I hope you are alright, Jim. I heard that Hannity is pretty rough trade.


    Ok, but now where has Sara gone off to?

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    All this hoo-ha about Padma’s see-thru dress and I can’t see a thing.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    K-Lo in a dress…isn’t that like putting a bow on a pig or lipstick on a pit bull…

  • dijetlo

    “Raped, killed, and sent to Fox News”

    So that’s how they ended up on Fox news….

  • 4tehlulz

    The trauma of your comments about K-Lo makes me think that the rumors about her rusty trombone are true.

  • hobospacejunkie

    Uncool Newell, making us worry about you like that. And to think, you were simply enjoying an extended weekend with K-Lo. We feel played, Newell, played!

  • Kinkster

    1 AM: Where are you, Jim?
    2 AM: I’m here!


  • TGY

    Bah. AWOL on Monday is par for the course among us mature types. It’s only you kids that people worry about. :p

  • A Better American Than YOU

    Remind me, is he the one who looks like Ross Douchehat or the other one?

    Wow, I saw Ana Marie Cox the other night. She’s looking ready for prime time. Could you at least post her picture and Sara K’s?

  • Bison

    [re=313054]A Better American Than YOU[/re]: AMC is looking more like she’s smoking rock out of a water pipe full of crunk these days.

  • A Better American Than YOU

    [re=313063]Bison[/re]: Yes, but in a nice sort of way.

  • mjwilstein

    Wanda Sykes killed it. You can watch her speech here:

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=313063]Bison[/re]: I have to say at first AMC on Rachel didn’t do much for me but she has since grown on me & now I find her not only interesting but also teh hawtness.

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