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DO NOT GIVE YOURSELF THE PIG-DEATH VIRUS ON PURPOSE: It may seem like an awesome idea to have a “party” where you invite somebody infected with the dread swine flu and then roll around on that person’s dirty Kleenexes, because why not, right? You get infected but then you get immunity! But who knows, you might die, too, so CDC officials are saying to lay off the swine flu parties already. [Breitbart]
Swine Flu Party….hmmmm could that be a headline for Arlen Specter’s recent change of affiliations? “Swine flew party”. Works for me.
But everyone already RSVPd.
But do they get naked? That’s what I want to know.
But what if you wear a condom? Do you still get sick?
Stupid people have rights, too, ya know.
Fuck you CDC, I’m organizing an Ebola Virus party. Mind you, I won’t be there but I’ve invited the CEO and the board of directors of my employer, that guy down the street who illegally parks his SUV, my banker and three of my most annoying cousins and their useless spawn to this party. I’m inviting them because I, um, care.
That picture is fucking scary, not Republican in clown makeup scary, but scary still..
What about regular flu parties?
Sara?
That pig has Romney teeth.
Please do not interfere with Darwinism.
freakishlystrong: I recognize the teeth as Miss California’s.
So, can you get swine flu from pork rinds?
What was left out of Besser’s presser was his statement that Republicans could carry on with their swine flu parties. Explained Besser, “Those dumbasses could use some serious herd thinning anyway.”
queeraselvis v 2.0: yeah, but they’ll blame the democrats for too much pork.
I can’t hear you if you don’t say H1N1.
Breitbart? BREITBART?? Are you trying to give my computer the DeathBoar virus or sumthin? Not enough news on RedState, or was SKS just catching up on her Big Hollywood movie reviews and clickered a link?
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
I, thinking that I could game the system like a hedge fund manager, decided to crash the “sexaholic anonymous” party. I was imagining Jessica Alba (who really, really wants me) and all-night sex.
But alas, it was just Larry Craig and me at a smoky, forlorn pizza parlor.
There was once a time, back in the 70’s when pigs were actually cool;
http://pribek.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/blodwyn-pig-ahead-rings-out-337599.jpg
Meh. I prefer Russian Clap Roulette. That’s where you go into a bordello with six Russian hookers, one of whom has the gonorrhea…
Avoid the Russian Roulette parties intended to increase your immunity to gunshot wounds. Also.
Why are you discouraging retards from making themselves ill/dead?
What if Late Night Shots held a Swine Flu Party?
Uh, the problem with retards deliberately giving themselves el gripe del cerdo is there’s a greater chance to spread it further to non-retards, since it doesn’t kill them instantly.
What about if you are just going to have the party to get the pig flu in order to get out of work? That was my plan, my friend is returning from Mexico tomorrow and I asked her to bring home the pig flu as a suveniour. I don’t really care about building up the “immunity” that you speak of, but if it means I get to stay home from work, I think it is well worth it.
From the comments:
“they are pretty much telling us that they are releasing a stronger strain later this year. thin the herd.
take precautions and you’ll be ok. this is all part of the the economic stimulus package. read it.”
Somebody’s tinfoil hat is slipping.
BUGCHASERS
I like to hold stealth swine flu parties. Like getting sick and then attending the national day of prayer. Sorry ’bout the backwash in the communion wine, but it was necessary.
If you remember Tupperware parties then you may recall how Tupperware spread like the Swine flu. You got each one attending to sign up at least five more carriers, and they in turn got to sign up five more, etc, etc…
Jebus, and I already rented out the abattoir at the factory farm for my party.
It’s winter in the southern hemisphere so swine flu will get ’southerned’ up and be back next fall. Spicy swine flu.
chascates:
El gripe del cerdo caliente?
TGY: Ah, the Dumbing of America…
Was planning on crashing these parties… now I’m just going to have to huff and puff and then blow myself.
In my day parties only resulted in rampant mono and the occasional pregnancy. Kids today, I swear…
On a side note, that pig shore does have a purty mouth.
freakishlystrong: Seriously. It scares the crap out of me every time I scroll past it. Scarier than Pig Zero.
You know, the obsolete News-Papers ran this story Thursday morning. Just sayin’.
Is this like when my mom sent me over to play with that little boy who had the chicken pox?