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Pictures of Republican Clowns, In Clown Makeup!

Buy my cereal!Hey-ho, it’s Republican actual crazy person Michele Bachmann, but with clown makeup! Cuz she’s a clown, geddit??! Here go look at more pictures like this, if you want. Politics: So funny! I wish my fucking plane had crashed on the way home, that’s what.


4:00 PM on Wed May 6 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. AnnieGetYourFun says at 4:03 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Huh. Two wrongs still make a wrong. Weird.

  2. Mr Blifil says at 4:04 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Menopause?

  3. the bf says at 4:04 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I’d still hit it.

  4. Mild Midwesterner says at 4:05 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Actually, that’s Michelle without any make-up.

  5. StephanieInCA says at 4:05 pm, May 6th, 2009

    And now I will never, ever sleep again. Thanks, Ken. Fuck my life.

  6. MiddleFinger says at 4:05 pm, May 6th, 2009

    First of all, I have to admit that I’ve always been afraid of clowns. Not a big deal, but they freak me out. I also have a deep-seated fear of Republicans. Combine the two, and I feel like wetting my pants and hiding under the bed.

  7. Crab1 says at 4:06 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I can’t wait to get off work so I can furiously masturbate to that picture!

  8. NoWireHangers says at 4:10 pm, May 6th, 2009

    It’s the Insane Clown Possee but with fewer matted dreads and braided beards!

  9. magic titty says at 4:10 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Wow. Her husband can jizz out a spectrum?

  10. freakishlystrong says at 4:10 pm, May 6th, 2009

    John Wayne Gacy painted clowns, these are way more terrifying…

  11. tunamelt says at 4:11 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Oh, oh Christ. Do you know how much I’m going to have to drink to black these out from my brain?

  12. suchsweetthunder says at 4:11 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Photoshopping politicians to look like clowns . . . it’s just so spectacularly unclever. I’d be willing to wager all my money that the images were made by a Republican, if all the targets weren’t also Republicans.

  13. NoWireHangers says at 4:11 pm, May 6th, 2009
  14. Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov) says at 4:11 pm, May 6th, 2009

    OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! ALSO!!!11!!

    -SP

  15. SayItWithWookies says at 4:11 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Now we know how Peggy Noonan gets her insightful appraisals from the street — she goes incognito.

  16. Lascauxcaveman says at 4:12 pm, May 6th, 2009

    WOW! I have never been afraid of clowns, ever. But now…

  17. cranky says at 4:13 pm, May 6th, 2009

    magic titty: michelle will never know, she’s not man, or boy, enough for him.

  18. cheeto_jeebus says at 4:13 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I’m thinking she might be trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids? The harridan.

    or maybe:

    http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/multimedia/2007/11/gallery_star_trek_monsters

  19. Joshua Norton says at 4:14 pm, May 6th, 2009

    OMG! Killer Klownz From Outer Space flashback.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/

    Mommy!

  20. Rush says at 4:15 pm, May 6th, 2009

    What a bunch of Bozo’s.

  21. freakishlystrong says at 4:15 pm, May 6th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Well, if the clown makeup fits..and all that!

  22. tunamelt says at 4:18 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I finally clicked through to the Flickr photoset and now I’m going to curl under my desk and rock back and forth in fetal position, weeping, for a bit.

  23. NoWireHangers says at 4:18 pm, May 6th, 2009

    So Rush Limbaugh really does live in the sewer.

  24. sevenrepeat says at 4:20 pm, May 6th, 2009

    this pleases me more than gaying over america one state at a time.

  25. rev_matt_y says at 4:20 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Man, I wish I had the free time to come up with crap like this. Not that I would, I just wish I had that kind of time…

  26. Custerwolf says at 4:21 pm, May 6th, 2009

    She’s got smoker’s mouth. That or she sucks extremely small cocks.

  27. Boojum says at 4:23 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Alien monster death-whore clowns. Of course.

  28. LittlePig says at 4:23 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I truly wish I didn’t find that picture of Bachmann as arousing as I do.

  29. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 4:23 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Oh please. The Flickr pic is just Michele after she did her hair. You want scary? Here’s the before.

  30. Big Liver says at 4:25 pm, May 6th, 2009

    It’s creepy for sure, but after going to the website and seeing them all, it also started to seem pretty funny, but in a creepy way. I like the one of Sarah Palin.

  31. Custerwolf says at 4:27 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Do you think if you went down on her she’d taste funny?

  32. The Cold Sea says at 4:34 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Noonington’s fits. Perfectly.

  33. Tommmcatt says at 4:36 pm, May 6th, 2009

    That is far more terrifying than the Boehner video.

  34. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 4:38 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I’d hit it if she wore a corset.

  35. SayItWithWookies says at 4:43 pm, May 6th, 2009

    the bf: With a banana cream pie.

  36. 19kevin8 says at 5:11 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Custerwolf: That’s a terrible, terrible thing to put into people’s minds.
    I do wonder…

  37. I wonder how many Republicans we could fit into a tiny little clown car?

  38. hobospacejunkie says at 5:24 pm, May 6th, 2009

    I’m so confused. I thought it was real. Then realized it wasn’t. Then thought yeah, they are clowns, but no longer scary. At least since it’s not real I can continue to say “I’d hit it” about Michelle Bachmann. Otherwise it might have turned me against her.

  39. chitownlib says at 5:28 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Peggington’s is the best. It’s what she looked like when contemplating the DC Inauguration rickshaw ride.

  40. hobospacejunkie says at 5:29 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Also, this isn’t so much clown as the facial equivalent of putting rhinestones and whatnot all over your face. Or maybe actual human blingees. Too many colors for real clowns. The more different colors, the less horribly frightening.

  41. cranky says at 5:30 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Min: have you disarticulated them, or are they whole?

  42. Custerwolf says at 5:38 pm, May 6th, 2009

    hobospacejunkie: Putting on this kind of game face might just add some subtlety to her next screed.

  43. Custerwolf says at 5:44 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Not sure which cereal Ken was referring to in the alt-tex, but I’ll assume it’s this one.

    http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/cc.jpg

  44. Custerwolf says at 5:48 pm, May 6th, 2009

    cranky: “Disarticulate.”
    I believe that word definies what Sarah Palin and George Bush do to any idea they try to communicate.

  45. Mista Eko says at 5:48 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Y SO SERIOUS, BACHMANN?

  46. hobospacejunkie says at 5:53 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Custerwolf: Crazy Cow looks nutritious!

  47. One Yield Regular says at 5:55 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Clearly issued by the Department of Redundancy Department, nyuck nyuck nyuck. (Actually I hate these; they’re the visual equivalent of Vegas-nightclub-style jokes about politicians=idiots, and what’s more: clowns, ick).

  48. cranky: Whole, but badly creased.

  49. DeLand DeLakes says at 6:04 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Oh, fuck you, Ken. My whole family lives in Bachmann’s district, and now I have to fear for their safety even more than usual, as I sob while curled into a ball.

  50. rocktonsammy says at 6:05 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Can you paint her tits?

    That would be cool.

  51. cranky says at 6:14 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Min: oooh, that’s going to be tough, creasing is the enemy of maximum fill. five, maybe six if you shave off the helmet-hair first.

  52. President Beeblebrox says at 6:15 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Oh I get it, it’s shooped. I almost had a heart attack there.

    Although seeing Limbaugh and Boehner as Violent J and Shaggy would be teh cool.

    Not to mention Michael Steele as Homie the Clown.

    Also.

  53. dougbob says at 6:52 pm, May 6th, 2009

    you’re welcome, ken.

  54. TheTeeth says at 6:58 pm, May 6th, 2009

    DOUBLE STANDARD!!!

    Oh, sure, it’s all funny games when the Lefties do this, but when I photoshop obama holding bucket of fried chicken & a shrunken head on a pole, people are all like ‘racism’ and stuff.

  55. viviangrrrl says at 7:19 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Custerwolf: you’re so dirty! it really IS a good question though. The makeup makes me think “cotton candy”, but then I remember what she actually looks like, and I think “rancid sour arugula”.

  56. Mad Farmer Manifest says at 7:34 pm, May 6th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: That what I thought. Holy shit, Rush looks like Pennywise. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen them both at the same time…

  57. proudgrampa says at 7:35 pm, May 6th, 2009

    the bf: With a stick?

  58. mrpuma2u says at 7:50 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Custerwolf: I am assuming that A Michelle B boink would be grudge secks, and that should never involve something that might actually gratify her, this would deviate grossly from her normal sexual experience, she would be neither ready nor appreciative.

  59. Knob Gobbler says at 8:26 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Rush looks like John Wayne Gacy. You don’t suppose….nah..couldn’t be…

  60. June Cleaver 2.0 says at 9:24 pm, May 6th, 2009

    Oh my God! I have a dress like that! Talbots: A place for Clowns

  61. bodypolitik says at 11:38 pm, May 6th, 2009

    That looks like Katherine Harris.

  62. speckitis says at 12:03 am, May 7th, 2009

    Republicans wearing combustible face-paint. It doesn’t get any better.

  63. RoscoePColtraine says at 3:38 am, May 7th, 2009

    It totally looks like her. With a major case of chapped lips, and the fetid blood/serum/pus fluid from Rush’s anal cyst still clinging to her nose.

  64. horned_viper says at 9:20 am, May 7th, 2009

    I see a new Sony release in the future
    Twisted Metal: Head-on Bachmann

  65. DoctorCulturae says at 10:27 am, May 7th, 2009

    bodypolitik: Separated at birth?

  66. arclight says at 2:39 pm, May 7th, 2009

    Right now, I am so glad flickr is blocked here at my job.

  67. HollowBrain says at 5:35 pm, May 7th, 2009

    I think you’ve got a new Peggy Noonan picture, Wonkette.

  68. trai_dep says at 3:50 am, May 8th, 2009

    Please tell me her snatch shares the same clown-paint stylist.

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