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But these are just Devil Goats, or what Virginia calls “the new slave.” Now we are going on a SEG-WAE tour.
WONKETTE JUNKETTE
Richmond, The Capital Of The Confederacy
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2:35 PM
on Tue April 28 2009
By
Jim Newell
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Greatest article ever.
Way to go, Newell. You just broke wonkette. On the plus side; Goats!
Rick Santorum calls them “Friday Night’s Sure Thing.”
That goat’s got DEVIL EYES!
Shit, it’s fixed. As you were, folks.
VA is paying you in drinks and segway rides to pimp their magnificent state?
You need to go to the Livestock Exchange in Marshall, VA for the real shit.
ManchuCandidate:
Damn, I thought that was my little secret.
It’s got to be tough to have that much fur when it’s 100 degrees outside.
No, that wasn’t a suggestion that Sara shave her head.
Which one is Arlen Specter?
I like that goat, aka “Silky Goat II.”
Mahousu: A Brazilian, however, would be just fine.
Who knew? There really are sheeple.
Is Segway pronounced with a hard or soft G sound? I have a bet riding on this.
Stay away from the pigs. And the Mexicans…
sanantonerose:
Hard G like the G in GOB.
Are those fainting goats?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
sanantonerose: It’s “Guh.” Se-”guh”-way. As in: Ball and G-ag.
Come on, Jim’n'Sara, post something obscene that’ll make the state regret inviting you.
Dave J.: +1
sanantonerose: Is Segway pronounced with a hard or soft G sound? I have a bet riding on this.
Hard G sound. A good way to remember it is think “Hard to look cool if you are within 50 feet of one of these things.”
WAKE UP SHEEP
LE!Ah, this article made me feel blissfully confused and totally like I have no idea what anyone is talking about, kind of like meetings at work.
You know that little voice in your head that said, “Maybe I shouldn’t post this story?”
I’m just saying, what’s next photos of your shoes and one of your cat.
Fer gosh sakes, them thar are SHEEP, not goats. Sorta changes the perspective, huh?
My boyfriend is related to Commodore Uriah Levey, the jewish guy who saved Monticello.
Owned it for 70 years before granting it to the state of Virginia.
A well kept secret even now ’cause of teh jewishness,
do tell, any current references to Levey at Monticello?
Did you find Terry McAuliffe passed out next to the goats with an empty bottle of Bacardi?
As a Richmonder, trust me guys..go to Cafe Rustica on 5th and main downtown, and be sure to hit Carl’s Ice Cream on the the way fom as you pass through Fredvegas
They’re just waiting for a table at the local Denny’s.
Have you met any real Americans yet?
Is Jim Newell’s ass considered a junkette?
iwillsavethispatient: Don’t wake up the Sheeple! They are terribly violent animals.
Three whore diamonds.
You are having the best day ever!!! I am so insanely jealous it is NOT even funny!
I knew that the advertising income stream for Wonkette was a bit light, but really folks, spring for the Motel 6. Fewer fleas.
Scarab:
Shoeblogging is totally underrated.
What the hell are you guys doing? I know you are on some lame junket, but what the hell?
Are they worshiping at the shrine of a giant deformed boner?
Sheep, Segway tours, sheep, Virginia, sheep, Washington’s skull and sheep. You Wonketteers sure live the high life.
haha this Rick guy on CNN just totally cracked me up by asking some dumb Rep what the hell he meant that Americans are wanting freedom. haha
magic titty: Well, he’s sure got junkette in the trunkette.
Be sure to ask any older residents if they know the words to to the song “Marching Through Georgia.”
How’d you guys gain access to Eric Cantor’s office?
Photos like the above serve the same purpose as Girls Gone Wild vidoes in many parts of the South.
sati demise: I don’t recall him being mentioned on the tour I took, but it was focused mainly on Monticello as a working plantation/slavery/Jefferson’s architecture. The Levys have a page on the website, though, and per Wikipedia Rachel Levy’s grave has been marked.
Mr Blifil: ‘G’ is pronounced more like in G-d, I think.
davesnothere: Oh look, those talented goats fashioned their own ritual phallus.
My God, why did Virginia tourism ever think it was a good idea to have the snarkiest site on the planet go on a junket? Unless they’re operating under a “any snarky PR is good PR.”
Or is that the South “rising” again?
Can I get a postcard made of that? I take it that this is Virginia equivalant of the ‘Mexican Nakid on the Beach with 2 Hats’ postcard
Goddamn Ren Faire, Civil War Reenacting State. History comes undead in Virginia.