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'The doctor is in, and he'll see you now, and he don't care *who* you are ....'HELP US DR. SANJAY: “And then, as so many Americans do when they are frightened, I turned to the cable news. And I waited for the comforting words from Dr. Sanjay Gupta.” [AOL Political Machine]

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37 COMMENTS

  1. If this influenza was engineered at Fort Detrick, Gupta will be glad to only be reporting on it. And he’d best do that very carefully; viz., not reporting anything he finds out.

  2. Knowing the AOL commenters, and given there is a doctor in the house, I am expecting to see lots of uploads of obscure rashes, 6th fingers and tick bites requiring free advice.

  3. I’m still working on the syllabus for my graduate level offering on “The Subtle Yet Pervasive Use of Beatles Imagery and References in Middle-Period Ken Layne Commentary”. This post should help me garner some faculty cred.

  4. [re=299831]Mr Mxyzptlk[/re]: Excuse me, but Gupta is NOT Mexican. Sheesh. For your information, he’s not Mexican, he’s Japanese, because only japs are smart enough to know about germs and stuff. God.

  5. His teeth are so sparkly white and his hair is adorable. If he – acting as a truly professional Surgeon General – told me to masturbate, I’d totally do it!

  6. [re=299938]Custerwolf[/re]: Why do you make your pigs so fat they can’t even get up? That seems a bit cruel, if you ask this (homo pinko commie queer) vegetarian. Or maybe your dog morphed into that pig which means your dog is really the‚ĶChupacabra!!!

  7. [re=299952]Custerwolf[/re]: And the first person who says “I thought pigs were supposed to GAIN weight, will have their eyes gouged out with Wilbur’s one tusk.
    You’ve been warned.

  8. [re=299952]Custerwolf[/re]: Oh yeah, Wilbur almost looks like another pig in that pic. I almost didn’t recognize him he is so fit & trim now.

    Why one tusk? Was that also part of the neutering? Chop off the balls & remove one tusk?

  9. [re=299955]Custerwolf[/re]: I wasn’t going to say that. I was going to say, “He looks like he’s about to eat the goat.” But — oh, crap.

    Also, forget Sanjay Gupta. I say we get the sorta-funny-looking-but-in-a-hot-way redheaded eye doctor who does the Restasis commercials.

  10. “Ann’es Adms Apple10:54PMApr 25th 2009

    THIS IS BUT GODS JUDGMENT ON THE EVILDOERS! THEY THAT MESSETH WITH OTHER SAME SEXS ANALS THINGS ARE DOOMED BY THEIR SINFULLNESS. ”

    All right, fuss up. Who here did this to poor Ken’s AOL crank?

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