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ZOMBIE CUR TERRORIZES WHITE HOUSE: Oh yes speaking of Michelle Obama and her adorable talk with the cute childrens yesterday: “the president and his wife lie awake at night as they listen to the febrile skritching of a maniacal hell-hound chasing a ball up and down the hall, forever and ever, much like those creepy little girl ghosts in The Shining.” {Sara’s NBC Thing]
As usual, the comments are golden:
“Bo is probably the brightest one in the white hosue.”
>>This is the stupidest article I have ever read. I want the 30 seconds of my life back that it took to read it.
I feel the same way about anything in the Washington Times.
Throw him a Boehner. NOM NOM NOM!
I hope the Obamas have to pay a pet deposit to their American Taxpayer Landlords for all the damage that dog is doing pissing on rugs and chewing through TelePrompTer power cords and what not.
He looks like Fozzy Bear. Who also had a taste for human flesh, btw.
“This is the stupidest article I have ever read. I want the 30 seconds of my life back that it took to read it.”
My comment isn’t appearing on that site, so I’ll post it here:
Fair enough. You’ve been refunded 30 seconds. You will now have an additional 30 seconds of lonely wheezing terror at the end of your life as you slowly slip off into death. Enjoy!
ZOMBIE CUR TERRORIZES WHITE HOUSE
What, Cheney is back in the White House?!
Very nice SKS, if I had a dick, t’would be turgid….
I just lovelovelove the commenters who STILL don’t get the satire.
It makes me laugh out loud then weep silently.
That is pretty hilarious Sara K. I have no snark, just wanted to say that.
Ghost of Checkers, Nixon’s evil hell-hound.
BillyClubb: No, but as per NYT, he lurks at “a Starbucks near his McLean, Va., home.” Stalkers, take note!
@bitchincamaro: Can you imagine if you walked into Starbucks to get a cup of coffee and saw Dick Cheney, just sitting there? I would probably start screaming uncontrollably. My rational brain would be saying “It’s just the former Vice President of the United States, it’s just the former Vice President of the United States” but the sympathetic division of my autonomic nervous system would be freaking the fuck out.
the captcha for my comment was “Chicago” & “Bonar”
lulz
…a variety of sinister Portuguese Hell Hound who inveigled its way into their home …
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I was able to resit the temptation of clicking on the story of how the Craigslist killer kept the panties of his victims as souveigners.
Tatlin: “DAMMIT I LEFT THE HANDCUFFS ON THE NIGHTSTAND!!!”
Cape Clod: Me, too. Barely. If the slow news day keeps up here, I may have to go back there.
Cape Clod: Did you give in to, or miss out on, “Will Ferrell Drinks His Own Urine”?
doggydoggydoggydoggydoggydoggydoggydoggydoggy
Is it just me, or has Wonkette started to take a Lovecraftian turn?
BillyClubb: FTW!
I’d recognize that Resident Evil artwork anywhere. (Silent Hill was always better, though.)
Secret Service agents must have been asleep, too. Or maybe snipers had Bo in their sights at all time. Or the ball was really an agent in disguise. Wake up the kids and tell them to take care of their dog, because Daddy needs his sleep in order to save the world and play basketball.
Never had these zombie midnight problems when Barney was the White House dog.
Tatlin: Imagine you are the barista having to stuff the kittens into the blender for his Frappucino!
It wasn’t just a ball. It was a ball of braaaaaaains!
Three nights of lost sleep to check to see if there is a prowler in the white house and bro bama will have that mut, er Bo indeed in bed with him, in a hammerlock. Michelle will move in with the girls, and bro will be in a very bad mood indeed. Only republiccans will be serving in the military in the middle east. Mission accomplished. thanks Bo!!
This finally explains why Hillz was so confident she would be up in full makeup and pantsuit at 3am.