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- MEANWHILE IN STATE LEGISLATIVE NEWS: “MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — A resolution has been introduced in the Alabama House that praises Miss USA contestant [Miss California] Carrie Prejean for speaking out against gay marriage during Sunday night’s televised pageant.” Man, it’s been an uphill climb for Alabama ever since slavery ended, huh? [WHNT]
They sure do throw a rockin tea party, though: http://teablogging.net/2009/04/16/more-love-from-alabama/
Also: Who’s taking wagers on when that CA harpy is going to show up as Fox News “fucknutz correspondent” or whatevs.
What’s the over/under on months until this chick is a lead anchor on FOXNews?
StephanieInCA: Gah, jinx.
Has anyone told them that California wasn’t on the Confederate side in the War of Northern Aggression?
Can you imagine being from there?
It’s mildly amusing that the guy who introduced it is named Love. Maybe he’s just trying to score with a chick; there can’t be that many attractive women in AL.
The resolution was introduced Tuesday by Republican Rep. Jay Love of Montgomery.
Mr. Love is the love nazi. Showing no love for the gays.
Alabama is still a state?
I though that it was just a concept memorialized in collectible plates.
youknew: No Love for YOU! Next?! Interracial couples and the blacks
As a conservative Republican, I object to the Miss USA show featuring questions about gay marriage. I also object to the ‘adult females only’ rule.
After which time exactly zero Alabama residents will get to bone her.
“We live in a land where you can choose slavery or opposite slavery. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a slavery should be between a master and a slave. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised. Also.”
You’re know you’ve gone through the looking glass when the state of Alabama praises anyone from California for anything.
Alabama Facts on File
State Capitol: Montgomerey
State Nickname: The Yellow Hammer state (relates to Chinese railroad workers)
State Slogan: Get ‘er done!
State Love Position: stable
You see, people? We let the gheyz marry each other and now chunky heiresses like Meghan McCain can’t score a gold-diggin’ closet-case hubby. We gotta defend traditional gay marriage, bitchez!
Can any statement starting with “A resolution has been introduced in the Alabama* House that…” ever be good?
(* - can substitute with any other state from Texas to Virginia)
Kev-O-Tron: Wonder if they’d be so quick with the praise if she wasn’t WASP.
After seeing Prejean, I am no longer so impressed by that prehistoric sea creature thing with “teeth the size of cucumbers.”
being a resident of california, i wanted to kick that dumb blow up doll in the teef…but i figured that she’s stupid; so let alabama have her!
Did they pass a resolution praising Miss South Carolina in 2007, too? Also.
California’s counter-resolution will be to recognize that Alabama is in fact a State… even then I think we’re giving them too much.
I would thank the good people of Alabama for making Texas look good but I fear our own governor will waste no time in his affirmation of said motion.
youknew: Silly libtards. Tuesday is opposite day in AL.
That’s all I got.
Being a backwoods hicklit with no teevee, I just now saw my first pictures of Carrie Prewashedjeans. I don’t know how hard she had to work to get that lovely body (Ma and Pa did all my sweaty work for me by passing on their non-fat genes), but I’m guessing she had to spend most of her lifetime working to aquire that much stupid.
I would think AL would have more important business than recognizing some chick from CA. Aren’t they poor & unemployed with crappy hwys–is this the most pressing business they have?
You’d think that the civil rights history of a state like Alabama might give them pause before they loaded up the truck with bigotry and drove it all drunk-like around the nation like the last time.
Now California’s legislature has to support Rachel Philippona, Miss Alabama, although she is not blonde and therefore ineligible for employment at Fox News.
One Yield Regular: Right fucking on.
Texan Bulldoggette: That’s how they got poor & unemployed with crappy hwys. Paying attention to someone else’s business.
Can we get the LA supreme court to spring into action now. It would be great to make everyone in the state to think they have become ‘dirty’ (well dirtier) from all the possibilities from the gayz loving.
Hey now y’all, we here in the glorious border state of Tennessee are GRATEFUL that Alabama exists, not to mention Mississippi, because at least we don’t look as fucking retarded all the time, usually.
One Yield Regular: C’mon. There’s folks in their sixties and seventies around those parts still slappin’ each other on the back every now and again as if to say “we showed that nigra reel good…”
Sigh. Montgomery is home of the Southern Poverty Law Center. A guy from Alabama started Habitat for Humanity. Do morons in other states ever introduce dumb-ass resolutions? I’m thinking someone from Minnesota, say Michelle Bachmann, might be capable. And California seems to be the place they beat the shit out of Rodney King and didn’t the cops shoot recently shoot a brother in a subway?
How’s that hypocrisy thing working out?
a world record here, folks. folks in alabammy found something nice to say about someone from California.
Gee, that search didn’t take long. Those people in Minnesota sure are stupid. “In response to suggestions by China, Russia, and other countries around the world calling on the International Monetary Fund to explore a multi-national currency, U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann (MN-6) has introduced a resolution that would bar the dollar from being replaced by any foreign currency.”
Wonder if anybody from Pennsylvania, say Rick Santorum, ever introduced any resolutions.
azw88: Well I never cared all that much for Nixon, Reagan, Manson, O.J., or Duke Cunningham, but I’m sure there is someone I could say something nice about. Any suggestions?
Even if you agree with her point of view, she still sounded stupid. Alabama is just praising her for pissing off the gheys.
PerhapsSo: “Jay Love of Montgomery” is not Alabama. Moran.
and michele bachman is hardly representative of mn. i’m pretty sure she’s not even a mammal.
EnBuenOra: They’re rewriting history.
Rachel Maddow did a segment on it.
Funny because the University of Alabama is CRAWLING with southern queens. Alabama is definitely the gayest state in the south.
heroinmule: Alabama made Truman Capote the man he was — absolutely fabulous!
And for failing to speak out against equal marriage rights, Miss Alabama will be burned at the stake.
Maybe it’ll be a wakeup call for Carrie Greenjeans. I mean, anytime [i]Alabama[/i] says “Right on!” it’s a clear sign that you need to take your shit straight back to the drawing board.
If she is unhappy with her gay marriage, she needs to pipe down- you don’t hear other contestants complaining about their marriages.
Maybe it’s the laxatives or the silicone talking, but this girl is an oracle. A big-hair gal in stilletos and a swimsuit giving us insight into snoring and the marital sock problems? It doesn’t get any better than this!
Oh Nooooooooooooooooo! Not Alabama in the news again!
At least the guy who introduced the legislation was a Republican. Alabamians may be stupid, but there is nothing more stupid than a Alabama Republican.
Statehood for Puerto Rico NOW!