Wonkette
- COMMENCE ‘CRYPTIC PHONE DRIVE-BYS IN HIPPIE COMMUNES’ PHASE OF TEABAGGING REVOLUTION: Left-wing communist and likely herbivore “CB” writes: “I know this is only a minor event, especially because I’m sure millions of people got this phone call. But I need to vent. Yesterday I got a call, and a friendly male voice recording informed me about the ‘Teabag Movement’ going on an advised me to ‘Please take note.’ Thanks to wonderful Wonkette, I am fully informed about this lame-ass ‘movement.’ I’m in Berkeley, for f…s sake. What are they thinking?” Hmm. Must be the teabagger perv-bot’s fetish. Like in that movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character calls random ladies in the phone book and shouts nonsense while violently masturbating.
Whatever happened to the old ‘Captain Crunch in a box’ line? That much wittier.
Patch Adams?
“Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character calls Limpbaugh/O’Falafal/Insanity’s radio show and shouts nonsense while violently masturbating.”
Corrected.
“while violently masturbating.”
Is there another way?
Phillip Seymour Hoffman made a movie about me?
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To be fair, our Mormon Temple is in Oakland, right next to Berkeley. So YOU KNOW, Conservatism is strong and stuffs.
I’m pretty sure that a “teabagging movement” is now illegal in Oregon without a sign permission slip.
Who knew that spooge was such a powerful adhesive?
Maybe it was a push poll?
shortsshortsshorts: Is that the Mor(m)on Temple across the street from Steamworks? I hear those young Mor(m)on men really, really like to proselytize there…
Is it drive-bys or drives-by? Like passersby, attorneys general, or pedophiles Republican.
Sounds like the Craigslist 2M4M phone tree is up and running.
“Bag of Tea” is the new “Sack of Shit.” Try it on superiors and colleagues at work!
Hahaha, suck it, Berkeley, that’s what get for not being Santa Cruz!
Hooray For Anything: If you teabag without pushing the pole, UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Bearbloke: I feel dickrolled.
Haha, that Philip Seymour Hoffman is a fine actor indeed.
I’m pretty sure, however, I do not want to see that particular movie, thank you.
I loved that movie. Todd Solondz is a God. Or Godd.
‘Teabag Movement’ sounds like a disgusting new hybrid…I think I’ll try it tonight.
dijetlo: Some people go with “feverishly” or “furiously.”
Still others, “madly” or “desperately”. But those don’t sound like much fun to me.
All teabag, all the time. I’m luving it.
What’s that you say Michelle Malkin?
“mmmmrghgh, mmmmgrrffff, mmmfrrfff?”
I thought so.
“Teabag Movement” — that’s what happens at the end of a marijuana mule’s plane flight.
Today we are all Philip Seymour Hoffman.
keepinitrealyo: Good. Or Goodd.
The rain date for Philadelphia’s teabagging is tomorrow. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2214007/posts I’m sure that they will be shouting nonsense, but if any freepers are masturbating, I’m leaving.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: “tea bagging movement” Taking a dump on the forehead of someone sucking your balls? Ew.. Not into scat.
“What are they thinking?”
Right there’s your first mistake.
Wawa is having a “Win a truckload” tea sweepstakes. Origin of said tea is extremely suspect…
zenferret: They you sir, are not a Republican.
Is that the movie where PSH huffs gasoline? I love me some Hoffman! Don’t make me pull over this car and google!!!!!
i love how you put ‘philip seyour hoffman’s character’… that little ‘character’ thing on the end really lets e know it wasnt just phil out on a bender.