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Holy wow, what is this insane microtarded homunculus parading through the streets of Boston with an inflatable Elmo? Why it’s our president, of course, in tighty whities, protesting the very taxes he will raise, someday, on our nation’s elites! This is the most frightening photograph Wonkette Beantown Operative Garrett Quinn has ever sent us.
And here is another photo of a good-sized crowd of people just standing around, looking civilized. Completely different protest, right?
Pls continue sending yr filthy pics to tips@wonkette.com, as we write history’s first draft of the day America declared Freedom from something.
That’s some stealth rack Hopey’s got going.
I think that’s just a Reagan mask, in blackface. Has Michelle Malkin performed any animal sacrifices yet today?
I had no idea the President had such a nice rack.
First Elmo, then the sign “Dump Barney.” Why do these people care so much about children’s TV characters??
I love the “1.20.13″ piece of paper sign. January 20th is a Sunday in 2013, moran. If you’re going to steal a libtard slogan, at least adjust it for your own purposes properly.
You Teatards do realize that the real Obama’s approval ratings only go up every time he takes off his shirt for the camera. He’s the Matthew McConaughey of chief executives.
I see Boobs but not Venus as this fake Obama has no Penis.
Huh, that’s about 40,000% more tea baggers than I imagined existed. THEY ARE SO POWERFUL, SO NUMEROUS.
StephanieInCA: Trichinosis anyone?… oh please oh please….
now that’s one sexy prez
Just wait till 6:00 pm eastern, when we do this shit up Waco-style.
Nice pair, Barry. Not anatomically correct in the teabad dept., however.
See, I always figured Barry for a boxer-brief guy…
Serolf Divad: Hoist on their own Paultards!
I’ve been waiting hours to say that.
It appears that the teatards can conceptualize Obama only as a white woman.
I never knew Barry had such nice tits…
OH MY GOD I’VE CAUGHT TEH GAY!!!111
Here’s what’s really funny about these idiot tax protesters: anybody who actually has any money knows that the top tax rate on interest and dividend income is 15%, probably the lowest in the world and unlikely to go any lower, since it is roughly equal to the FICA and Medicare tax the average hourly worker pays. In other words, the rich (all unearned income and no W2) and poor (all W2 minimum wage income) already have a flat tax. The rich are just hoping that no one in the middle class notices this monstrous inequity.
Oh, and don’t forget: there’s no inheritance tax, so you can leave it all to your trust fund babies, thereby ensuring they’ll never work. And in California, if they stay in daddy’s Malibu mansion, their property taxes’ll never go up either, thanks to Prop 13, the best friend Old Money ever had!
Seems fair to me….
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: Agreed. That must be Tom Delay under that mask.
Serolf Divad:
Without the drug use and all night drumming, one hopes to assume.
WTF? to the twelfth power.
Looks like they are standing around looking for the “free buffet” they were promised.
ManchuCandidate: Win.
I’m thinking Fake-O is wearing diapers, actually. D. Vitter in an all-over onesie? With slightly chunky, not hunky thighs.
Jeez. The morans can’t even come up with new material. Just recycled Bush stuff that doesn’t… quite… fit.
Fist-in-me Elmo?
Nice tits.
rj77: Same here - I only expected to see him surrounded by tightey whities.
So the estrogen shots are working for Obama, eh?
Noodle Salad: Actually, the next president will be sworn in privately on Jan. 20, 2013. They just postpone the inaugural ceremonies to Monday, but the 20th Amendment doesn’t have a Sunday exception for when he actually becomes president.
Holy hell, D.C. is getting an early start! We won’t have pics up until LATE THIS AFTERNOON. WHY DOES WONKETTE HAVE TO BE SO AWESOME?
…hmmmmmm, lemme see?
Cat suit + Obama mask + inflatable Elmo doll = Someone is into some kinky shit!
Somehow, the idea of a woman dressing up like that and carrying on like a common paultard is so much more disturbing, so much scarier, than a man doing it. Batshit political ranting is a male-dominated sport. When I was talking about the occasional hotchick at a fucktard rally, I meant the one who stands out because she is well-dressed and dignified and looking like she is maybe somewhat appalled by her fellow tards, having known them only from bulletin boards till that moment.
AngryBlakGuy:
Are you surprised? I’ll bet she does a Cleveland Steamer on the first date.
And furthermore, wtf is Elmo doing at a nutty gathering such as this?
I would have expected Oscar, and maybe Log Cabin Bert, but ELMO?!?
My crests have fallen.
boobs UNDER the top layer of skin, now that’s a new evolutionary turn, obviously designed to…?
Elmo plus Obama? Is this one of those Boston Marriages I’ve heard about?
WIDTAP: i got one “best creative use of the tits on obama” award right here. just for you. yay!
Is that a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag? Is this the most kitsch movement in history? It’s like this mushy amalgam of revolutionary war re-enactment fanatics, racists and bitters, survivalists and libertarians, viewed through the prism of Ross Perot’s aesthetic sense as held up to a dim light bulb by Lyndon LaRouche.
Their protest looks way better than our protest does.
I’d hit it.
The Emperor Has No Clothes: makes sense.
Elmo: WTF?
I guess she (he?) was afraid the getup wasn’t Paultarded enough. Elmo does tard it up rather nicely.
ManchuCandidate: The family that tosses salad together stays together, Mr. Manchu. The same may be known for the Dirty Sanchez.
Lazy Media: Hm! Learn something new every day. Now I know that the godless cretins took over our government in the early 30s. No Sunday exception? Smells like Socialism to me.
ManchuCandidate: And you don’t?
Prude.
From the correct angle on my computer screen, it appears Barry’s nipples are quite erect.
As much as I can’t stand the teabaggers, I have to give props to the Naked Obama Wingnut, because at least she didn’t do blackface. I expected more blatant racism from this crowd, but they’ve surprised me. I’m grateful for the small things really.
Um, it looks like the emperor has at least some tighty-whiteys. Not exactly what I’d expect for hopey.
ManchuCandidate: …I would have taken her as a “Dirty Sanchez” kind of girl.
Naked Obama has hips like Cinderella.
Now a roll of pennies would have been genuinely funny as opposed to Hopey packing the silver dollars.
An Elmobamatard. Evolution has come full circle.
SO the furries are against high taxes now?
maybe the boobs are a part of the sophisticated commentary. like in addition to being a closet muslin and socialist, he is also a closet filthy woman. because yeeeessshhh wouldn’t want one of those! and one that wears man underpants too! hmm.
The more I look at that picture the more I wish Bo were a Gladiator Doberman.
Please tell me that is NOT an inflatable Elmo sex doll.
NoWireHangers: This is Boston. Wait till Waco.
I thought that was Michelle Malkin before makeup.
My conspiracy theory: The gun and ammo industry conspired to convince the bitters that Hopey will take their guns, resulting in increased sales of and prices for guns and ammo. Therefore, ispo fact tow, ergo, i.e., and erstwhile, the tea industry has got to be behind these protests. The Lipton Man is behind the curtain pulling Dick Army’s penis … er, strings!
Come here a minute: elmo was the only one without clothes there. Is elmo our emperor?
My humor is being strangled by my envy of her figure. Damn you Paultards and your glorious racks!
Monsieur Grumpe: Anything elmo is a sex doll waiting to happen.
Oh god, no way anything this exciting will happen in Memphis. Just some idiots, including bits of my extended family, unable to summon the energy to even wave their signs, because they are too tired after coming in from the exurbs. I look forward eagerly to trolling them.
One Yield Regular: I counted three “don’t tread on me” flags at the Philadelphia teabaggery.
AnnieGetYourFun: O NOES THEY SURROUNDZ US!!!1
Dats an elmo mylar balloon.
Someone made a sign with Obama as Urkel…it’s on Jezebel. Republicans are right on top of pop culture, as usual. Now I can’t decide if Obama is Steve or Stefan…he’s a little smoother than Steve, and he would never like build an Urkel-bot or anything, but he is kind of a nerd sometimes. These tea baggings are very thought-provoking.
I’m not sure the bitters realize that, for most of them, that big number on the bottom of their tax return? That’s how much money the government will be *giving* their broke asses, not taking from them.
They should be supporting upper-income tax increases. Just think of it as a tax on the Ivy League-educated who can still afford Starbucks lattes.
Also too- at first glance? it looks like Obama is pretty Pro-Bush, if you catch my thinly-veiled drift-
What’s up with that shit?
Pro-Tax, Anti-Wax? Typical.
Wait…this isn’t from Gay Pride?
Come here a minute: Well, yes. The ‘baggers have all the subtlety, irony, and humor as your average Mallard Fillmore cartoon.
Everyone of these tools just got a tax CUT, courtesy of Hopey. My federal taxes line evaporated from my paycheck. If Portland has any of these toolbags protesting, I’m breaking out my “Won’t someone think of the billionaires?” sign and joining.
bricks: True indeed, there appears to be a Brillo pad in there, as much padding as an old horsehair-stuffed easy chair. You’d have to pull a Moses and part the sea of reeds to get at it.
I wanna see more stupid signs and banners!!!! I’ll be trying to make it for at least part of the Atlanta Teabaggery, camera in hand, and I hope to catch signage of the caliber of the infamous “Moran” sign. Fox News has really put some organizing effort into the Atlanta event, so I fully expect the wingnuts to be out in full regalia. Maybe Phil Gingrey will swing a pair of teabags next to his face and do that weird giggle he did on the Fox interview. In fact Gingrey may REALLY apologize to Rush by participating in an on stage teabagging with the Flaming Nazi Gasbag.
Seeing all those beer bellies slopping out of baggy jeans (tastefully accessorized with feedcaps, unzipped parkas and amorphous backpacks) makes me so proud to be an American. Take that, Yves St. Laurent! No sissified Frenchies here.
Forget teabags - Obama’s got SADDLEBAGS.
In a recent Gallup poll, 39 percent of respondents with incomes below $30,000 said that they thought the federal income taxes they pay are “too high.” This is remarkable, because only 32 percent of taxpayers in this income group will pay any federal income tax at all on their 2008 income.
My imaginary taxes are too high!
God damnit if you’re wearing underwear then you’re not naked! Stop trying to disenfranchise undergarments!
From the Detroit News article about teabagging in Lansing:
Carol Malewska, a grandmother from nearby Ovid, said of Wurzelbacher, “I think he’s great. I wish he’d run for governor. I’m tired of paying taxes, and I sure don’t want to pay more for programs that don’t work.”
If Carol is a grandmother then I’m guessing she’s old enough to collect Social Security. Unless she’s paying more in taxes than she’s collecting in Social Security, then she isn’t a taxpayer but a welfare queen.
ALIVE!: That was the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever read. “The federal government should pay me taxes!”
News Flash! White House is being evacuated because of tea bags being thrown at the White House! Send your correspondents over to the White House to get pics of people fleeing the children’s characters & tea!
Well, at least we now know what happened to the PUMAs!
DailyComicsReview: Something tells me “Barry” didn’t have the balls.
Anyone watching CNN? Of course they have to throw this poor pretty lady into the scrum…worst assignment ever.
1.5 whore diamonds?
Looking at this picture is confusing me, like when I see pictures of Rob Lowe and I start breathing heavy.
SkimLatteModerate: I was watching HLN a couple hours ago. One of the CNN “victims” was actually arguing with a bitter XYZer. I really was trying to sympathize, but she wasn’t letting the old bag talk long enough to put her foot in her mouth.
ALIVE!: Yeah, I work with a bunch of them. And they bitch about welfare queens completely un-ironically while buying things on their foodstamps cards.
1.20.13? Silly rabbits, don’t they know the calender ends in 2012?
Boston Tea Party ‘09 — If you remember it, you weren’t there, man.
Good god, it turns out not only is Obama a secret muslin, he’s also secretly a WOMAN! And I also was apparently brainwashed into believing he was a briefs man.
Oh how I miss Boston: the magnificent history, the wonderful people, the naked black dudes hanging out on the Common…
What? It’s some sort of protest? Okay then.
RETARDS!
I think I speak for America when I say that we were expecting a bigger stimulus package than that one.
So, judging from the second picture, every single person at this protest except for she-Bama was an ugly, overweight, solitary, white guy?
I thought so.
ALIVE!: I know. An R acquaintance of mine whose husband is an OB/GYN is all in an uproar because Obama is going to raise taxes for poor single moms.
Yawn.
I’m terribly embarrassed that this happened in my city. I apologize. We’re not all fuckwits. Just please don’t call it “Beantown”, ok?