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Ha ha, gross! We got this email about some teabagging orgy that’s happening at the Treasury Department and at Lafayette Park this Wednesday. “Major Media” may cover this repulsive event, so that Americans from the liberal East Coast to the liberal West Coast may witness the horror of a million Republican teabags bobbling around in public.
I recommend kilts.
tea bags?
tips?
Sounds awfully porny, to me.
I would totally watch this. I haven’t seen any good teabag action in quite a while.
Does this mean I have to shave?
Is the media covering these clueless fuckbags because they are endlessly amusing or is it that the MSM is controlled by a vast right-wing conspiracy? Because covering the childish antics of 1/3rd (read, insignificant) of adults who don’t think Hopey is kicking ass seems pointless. They are a deluded, dwindling minority who should be ignored for the powerless cranks that they are.
Yeah yeah, conflict is news, etc. But this is manufactured, astroturf conflict. These neanderthals still don’t quite unnerstan that they’s gettin’ a tax cut. Unless they are of that deluded class who thinks $25,000/year makes them middle class.
Steep it up your arse teabaggers!
America is thirsty for Republican Teabagging. Remember: Teabag the conservatives before they teabag you.
I would much rather see Mann Coulter’s teabags than Hannity or Limbaughs. I believe she is the most macho Republican around. Perhaps some hot Coulter-on-Bristol teabagging would be entertaining.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I’m tired of teabagging. When are we going to move on to the spanking portion of the event?
2003: Millions of people across America and around the world stand together to protest the invasion of Iraq. MSM; snoozes.
2009: A couple hundred misguided retards get jacked up on meth and scream “that’s mah muhney, yaw!” MSM; wall to wall coverage!
Just as Jesus teabagged the Pharisees now it is time for Patriots to teabag America. For DEMOCRACY!!!!!
Gorillionaire: My thoughts exactly, 2003 was one of the largest protests in history, across the entire world, where was the MSM on that day?
hobospacejunkie: I don’t mind the MSM covering this as long as it comes with a little context. The context being that these people ARE a deluded, dwindling minority who should be ignored for the powerless cranks that they are.
around my liberal, gay, socialist household, we just call teabag parties “wednesday” anyway. so, yeah, fine, go for it… right? no big deal, hannity — i’m sure you’ve got more pressing news to make up.
LAFF IT UP LIBTARDS, BUT OUR MUFFLED VOICES WILL BE HEARD AROUND THE WORLD
Thanks, I’ll stick with coffee.
I will be eagerly watching sean hannity live from atlanta!
His special guest..
JOE THE PLUMBER!
Now joe may know absolutely nothing about tax policy, military strategy, or labor relations, but I am certain he has first hand experience being teabagged
TAX CUTS FOR THE TOP 1%. FUCK THE POOR. LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.
Mr Lipton must be so proud.
This is the wingnut version of the disorganized Code Pink froo-fraws. I wonder what the freeper substitute for a “Free Mumia” sign is?
So far from the media coverage, it seems they’ve got an anti-tax/anti-immigrant/anti-bailout/pro-contract/ anti-union/libertarian/neocon/pro-militia/anti-Obama message. With a goal of…um…saying something. About how Obama is bad, and taxes are bad, or..something.
And it all has to do with PATRIOTISM!! And teabagging.
Yup, this will turn things around for the conservative movement. Any day now.
From Sullivan. So is the teabagging part of the broad guage (”wide stance”, so to speak) approach of the Republicans to many issues? The “M4M” mentioned by Rachel is clearly an indicator of where they are going with this.
Bob Somerby would like you to stop making fun of teabaggers. Thank you.
So wait, this lunacy is being sponsered and promoted by Fixed News, and the “MSM” are treating it as hard news? Did we just go down the fuckin’ rabbit hole or something?
Republicans keep forgetting that teabagging is the “gateway fetish” to anal sex.
But, you know, most Republicans look up to assholes.
This press release says “might.” What can I do to “guarantee” a teabagging?
freakishlystrong: It’s like, Haysoos Chris, apparently I only THOUGHT they were awful six years ago. Now the real pain comes.
I won’t start screaming about the death of the main stream media, though, because this only looks bad NOW. Just think what sort of hijinks they’ll be getting up to ten years from now.
Scandinavian Fetus: I’m sorry, NO. Anal is a given. Teabagging is the gateway fetish to *rimjobs*.
So your second sentence stands.
But really… what’s next? “Felching against socialism”?
LAFF IT UP LIBTARDS, BUT OUR MUFFLED VOICES WILL BE HEARD AROUND THE WORLD
The average Repubtard’s “world” is approximately 400 sq. mi. There be demons beyond that.
CaliforniaMike: Rush can’t find his teabag. It’s buried in fat layers.
Servo: Muffled voices are a clear sign of group rimjobbing.
Plus, 400 sq. mi. is a pretty generous world view for Repubfucks.
Mild Midwesterner: I usually require dinner and a movie, but nowadays I’ll settle for a diet coke and chili cheese Fritos
Ever since Hannity was chased out of town by frothing Paultards, FoxNews and Newsmax have been trying to gain their viewership (e.g. Glenn Beck, teabagging, increased fearmongering, more PlayDoh commercials) .
I’m thinking of driving to my hometown of Sacramento to see Cavuto’s teabag. He’s got a big head so I can only imagine the size of his bags….
When will Robyn Hitchcock write a song about all of this?
qwerty42: Somewhere on Sully’s site the point was made that just the sheer fact nobody in the conservative movement realized that the phrase “tea bag” is just basically a punch the line to a thousand jokes made and soon-to-be made shows just how out of touch conservatives really are. It’s a bit like Pilate in “Life of Brian” constantly saying “Bigus Dickus” without realizing what’s so funny about it.
Keep t-bags in pants, plz.
Teabags gone wild? Filmed in sunny Miami, comes in a box set, marketed to closeted Republicans.
Lego Jesus says to take your peeps and throw them at the evul teabaggers with their incoherent signage and ugly, ugly clothes.
Scandinavian Fetus:
Estimated by the approximate linear distance that $20 worth of gas will take a pick-up, Truck Nutz factored.
It sure is funny to hear the right talking about teabagging, but it’s also interesting in a way - I was just listening to an episode of The Joan Kenley Show (progressive Bay Area podcast) called The Media: What’s True, What’s Not that addressed how the right-wing corporate media will use catch phrases (like “socialism”) and single-line branding to manipulate the information we hear. After getting in touch with all the ways that’s worked for them, it’s kinda nice to see this entry about a way it clearly is working against them!
loquaciousmusic: “furry green eye, in a furry green hole,…”
Hooray For Anything: …the sheer fact nobody in the conservative movement realized that the phrase “tea bag” is just basically a punch the line to a thousand jokes made and soon-to-be made shows just how out of touch…
yeah. I saw that. And then NOM (goofy) has this “M4M”. They seem to all talk to themselves and are convinced they are on to something with whatever nonsense they spout. And they just get crazier and more out of it. The way they come up with these names, you’d almost wonder if there aren’t moles operating inside their organizations. a long time ago, some humor publication came up with “conservative” vs “liberal” things (so Willie Nelson was listened to by liberals, Waylon Jennings by conservatives). But this was a humor magazine. Then, a few years later, I saw this stuff repeated by some lower-level Republican functionary - who’d probably had it passed on as the real thing.
Hooray For Anything: He commands a cwack legion! He wanks vewy highly in Wome!