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Oh noes yesterday while you were all shopping for your Seder dinner, a vicious swarm of honeybees set up shop outside the White House. They devoured six head of cattle and David Plouffe before somebody moved them to some other spot. EXCITEMENT! [Political Ticker]
IT’S AN OMEN!!!!!11!!!
But wait..don’t we have a honeybee shortage crisis?
IT’S A GOOD OMEN!!!11!!!!
Also, I could’ve lived my life quite happily without ever having seen that picture.
White House carpenter Charlie Brandts, who is also a beekeeper and will be managing two bee hives in Michelle Obama’s garden, came over to the area around shortly before 2 pm wearing protective gear and carrying a cardboard box. Brandts was reportedly able to get the queen bee in the cardboard box and many, though not all, of the other bees followed.
OBAMA IS THE BEE MASTER! (and the Right has hives.)
…probably AFRICANIZED!
Pedro the Bumblebee Man was unavailable for comment.
I think the guy on the left has a much more attractive mullet. If you’re going to get one, you might as well really fluff up that hair in the back.
TGY: What’s so offensive to your virgin eyes about “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair? They were pretty neat back in the day.
What the media is hiding from you is the fact that THE BEES WERE INVITED! FOR SEDER! Goddamn zionist bees!1
Were they socialist bees?
Makes a change after 200 years of WASPS.
B. Brian Bliar and “Junpin’” Jim Brunzell…THE KILLER BEES
Nice work.
i always said that the first lady was Queen B
I read this quickly and thought it said Ben Affleck!
ohhh dyslexia!
TGY: Have you ever seen “carpenter” “Charlie Brandts” in the same room with President Obama? I didn’t think so!
Could He be a Jewish Carpenter? HMMMMMM?
Godot: …please, lets not descend into wrestling nostalgia! Because I have been itching to post a “Jimmy SupaFly Snuka” reference since I first signed up!
wheelie: Nice! You racist. Ha ha…
wheelie: bravo
…and if there was any doubt that “wrestling” is the most homo-erotic thing on cable t.v., please refer to the above photo!
AngryBlakGuy: “You’ve messed with rest, but you haven’t messed with the best…Big Daddy!”
I am thinking that the picture used for this post is a harbinger of what we will be seeing at the Fox News Tea-Bagging Parties (TM) on the 15th.
Siamese twins…joined at the pollen basket.
If these were the last two men left on earth, I’d go gay.
AngryBlakGuy: HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN FTW!!1!!1!
They should just send in the Iron Sheik and Nickolai Volkoff to deal with these killer bees.
Barack Obama is Candyman.
It’s a shame they removed the bees before the network talking heads had to do their stand-ups. I just would have loved to see Major Garret slowly enveloped by bees as he’s recapping the day and the anchor back in the studio wondering if those are socialist bees that are currently stinging Garret’s lifeless corpse. Maybe next week.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
He just moved them instead of, say, calling in an airstrike? Great — if a swarm of locusts appears, it’s because the insect world perceives us as weak.
Yay! Socialist honey for all!
wheelie: FTW.
Also, SKS, nice try, but this pic will never replace the hideous, full-on horror that is Carrot Top.
I always liked “the managers” - Classie Freddie Blassie, the Grand Wizard and Cindy Laupers buddy, Captain Lou Albano. Of course the Valiant Brothers (Hansome Jimmy and Lucious Johnny) were tasty also.
magic titty: no doubt.
magic titty:
Wasn’t Sammy Davis Jr. also known as the “Candyman”?
Rush: No love for ‘The Mouth of the South’ or Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan, you tiny humanoid, you?
wheelie: Kennedy notwithstanding.
i have those same shorts.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Ha ha I will have you know that was MY IDEA when Ken asked for suggestions for images that telegraphed “unfunny comic failure.” You’re welcome.
AngryBlakGuy: Me too- ‘cept I wanna somehow work in Special Delivery Jones…
Those two guys in the pic - were they in Stryper? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryper
Or did they just buy the underoos? http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9310/strypersz8.jpg
Swarming bees? Meh. I don’t click for anything less than Joe Lieberman staked to an anthill.
Dave J.: space stout: …dont make me go all Ted Dibiassi on your asses!!!
Monsieur Grumpe: Don’t be ridiculous. Bees are the original believers in the absolute supremacy of the monarch. And Obama’s minions put them in their place. In your FACE, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland!
Thank you. Finally an image horrifying enough to erase the last atrocity you fuckers seared into my brain.
Charlize Theron in the shower
Charlize Theron in the shower
Charlize Theron in the shower
Charlize Theron in the shower
Dammit that’s not even working this time.
I wonder exactly how the bees are related to the teabagging and the Capitol getting evacuated the other day. Also, are those extremely racist africanized bees involved in this?
AngryBlakGuy: Snuka was great back in the day, but he and Roddy Piper were just embarrassing at Wrestlemania 25 last week.
Ricky Steamboat, on the other hand, has still got it!
Dave J.: no, no - Rick Steiner, about 20 yrs ago…. don’t get me started…
Re: alt-text
I though Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham were the scariest bees in the world.
HOLY SHIT! WHERE HAVE I BEEN??!! Attacking the White House, that’s what. By the way, you guys stole my fucking avatar. It’s cool, I’ll let you borrow it, but I want credit for using it first. For real.
They flew out of Jim Bunning ass. He’s much calmer now.
Bearbloke: Yum
ProfessorJukes: OK, this is weird: that Stryper pic references Isaiah 53:5:
But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was upon him,
and by his wounds we are healed.
That seems positively… republican… associated with boys’ underwear.
No silly, those are Killer B’s!
Texan Bulldoggette: Chances are, they are both dead from some steroid incident.
Okay, I consider myself a loyal Wonketteer, but the depth of knowledge of professional wrestling above is just TERRIFYING. You people are EFFED UP. That is all.
First racoons, then possums, now bees… Obama is sending out some sort of a Cinder(f)ella homing signal to wildlife.