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MuslinJew Barack Obama will host the first-ever White House passover seder. [ WSJ ]The Treasury will delay those toxic-asset "stress test" results to avoid "complicating" the stock market. [ Reuters ]
"A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can't have his job back, a Manhattan judge has ruled." [ NYDN ]
Sarah Palin wants you to know that Levi Johnston didnotlive with Bristol in a special teen fuck-room decorated in baby seal pelts by Sarah Palin herself. He just "stayed over" for two months. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Kenyan failure Barack Obama is soft on piracy. [ RedState ]
The terrorists/Chinese/Russians have installed spambots on our nation's electricity grid, which is going to turn out badly for America. [ WSJ ]
Oh hey your Wonkette blogs on MacBooks just like every other Professional Blog Writer on the planet. [ LaptopLogic ]