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CURSES!

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell is that rascal Intern Juli? So expect the winners post… later. To see who “wins an iPod.” In the meantime enjoy this submission that didn’t fit within the contest’s constraints, but is truly amazing anyway.


5:21 PM on Thu April 2 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:23 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Holy shit. That is…. amazing.

  2. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 5:24 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    I am both amazed and frightened.

  3. Red Zeppelin says at 5:25 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Yeah, I’ve never seen Barry and Snoop together–has anyone? We should send this on to our Freeper friends, to pursue, along with the equally serious matter of the b.c.

  4. tunamelt says at 5:25 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    That is a mind fuck of epic proportions.

  5. tunamelt says at 5:26 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    I want to lick my computer screen.

  6. blinky_twinkie says at 5:27 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    My intimidation level went from 0 –> elebenty-trillion in about two seconds… Jeezus. Amazing (although Medvedev WISHES he was as cool as 2Pac).

  7. 4tehlulz says at 5:27 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    BEST GIF EVER

  8. “wins an iPod”? Be honest. The real prize for the Blingee contest is WINNING THE MOTHERFUCKING AFTERNOON.

    Also, that thing is goddamned awesome.

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 5:30 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    …Hu Jintao is Suge Knight?!

  10. SayItWithWookies says at 5:31 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Barry turns into a black guy?!

  11. NoWireHangers says at 5:32 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    I emailed mine in NEWELL. I almost REALLY got fired this time too. Well, not really, but almost.

    http://blingee.com/blingee/get_code/87514787?image=402198394

  12. Sussemilch says at 5:32 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Wicked.

  13. tunamelt says at 5:32 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Zadig: I would prefer grain alcohol.

  14. Bronkers says at 5:33 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Astonishing.

    Since everyone’s Blingees that were link-available in the earlier post were all so worthy, what about a link to everyone’s? I mean, what a great way to fiddle away an afternoon and slow down Wonkette to a Hayes modem dial-up crawl.

    Seriously, though, I wanna see all o’ them.

  15. Mustang says at 5:33 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Wait a minute. Can we win an “ipod” or “win an ipod?”

  16. AnnieGetYourFun says at 5:35 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    MAKE THEM STOP LOOKING AT ME.

  17. d4g33z says at 5:35 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Those Blingees take awhile to make!

    Mine sucks compared to this animated gif awesomeness.

  18. Jean Hotman, Marquis de Villers-St-Paul says at 5:36 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    That morph is mesmerizing. I can’t stop watching it.

  19. 2druk2phluq says at 5:36 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Mista Jim, your job is sounding awfully close to something that involves work right now. That’s how IT happens.

  20. sweetcandy says at 5:36 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy:

    Well Suge was the CEO of Death Row Records….wait Suge Knight went bankrupt….we’re f*cked! O.o

  21. Magnus Maximus says at 5:37 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    “Ain’t nuthin but a G-20 thang”

  22. assistant/atlas says at 5:37 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Holy crap. Please don’t die from epilepsy looking at all those Blingees….

  23. Atheist Nun says at 5:39 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    awesome

  24. OuterBoroughPrincess says at 5:39 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    But, clearly, Obama would be Dre, while Berlusconi is pure Snoop.

  25. 2druk2phluq says at 5:40 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    2druk2phluq: Dumbass. Reading about wingnuts is harder than digging a ditch.

  26. Styrofoam Boots says at 5:41 pm, April 2nd, 2009
  27. Colander says at 5:42 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    OuterBoroughPrincess: Yeah, I pegged Obama as either Dre or Suge.

  28. Judas Peckerwood says at 5:42 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    There’s gotta be some kind of special prize Wonkette could scrape together to honor this work of genius. Bravo!

  29. grevillea says at 5:42 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    NoWireHangers: That is awesome. I love the Japanese(?) Marie Antoinette drag queen!

  30. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:43 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Magnus Maximus: Yup. Nobody should bother commenting after that. You have won.
    Awesome.

  31. lennixlewis says at 5:45 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    OH GAWD what was I thinking??

    I can’t compete with these Wonkette nerds!! What, is Nate Silver submitting these???

  32. Holding Out for a Hero says at 5:45 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Effing brilliant!!!!

  33. magic titty says at 5:54 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Borderline genius, that thing.
    Oh, and Magnus Maximus: Win, forever.

  34. Atheist Nun says at 5:55 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Sweet! I knew that someday you’d slip that champagne bottle in another blingee, lolz

  35. facehead says at 6:05 pm, April 2nd, 2009
  36. american mutt says at 6:07 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Magnus Maximus: you know, it would seem as though someone should’ve thought of that line earlier but didnt. thank you.

  37. BklynIlluminati says at 6:11 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    HOLLA!

  38. proudgrampa says at 6:12 pm, April 2nd, 2009
  39. magic titty says at 6:14 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Wow. Just . . . wow.

  40. abhimehr says at 6:16 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Maybe they were going for the Queen II look ?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_II

  41. NoWireHangers says at 6:20 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    american mutt: Now it’s a frowny face?

  42. naveed says at 6:28 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    You guys need to set up a Fark Photoshop thread like voting system before the Blingee contests get too out of control.

  43. SnarkNotFark says at 9:31 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Wait, so Obama, as Snoop, is Berlusconi’s protege who will soon outshine him. Medvedev gets gunned down in Vegas and Ho Jintao dangles Vanilla Ice out a high-rise window while holding by his ankle?

    Yeah, that sounds about right.

  44. Hagar77 says at 10:05 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    I and several others want to have nasty, nasty sex, butt and other, with this morph. Pls advise thx.

  45. El Pinche says at 10:43 pm, April 2nd, 2009

    Oh, my god , my former-avatar goes bigtime. With more photoshopping, you should have made Barry as Suge.
    The inbetween morphing frames are frightening.

  46. did anyone notice that just for a tenth of -a-second before Barack completely morphs into Snoop Dog, he changes into Jami Fox.
    - oh, God my eyes are fucked right now looking at this thing

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