Wonkette
President Obama has dispatched an army of sterilization goons to London in advance of the G20 meeting this week. Their task: to remove the gonads of any human who invades the “sterile area” around the president. Obama also sent his driver over early so that he could familiarize himself with the quaint English custom of driving on the wrong side of the road, a practice known locally as “buggery.”
And here is a very wacky bit of information: the government actually had Obama’s Wagon of Doom shipped over from the US so that the president wouldn’t have to ride the filthy Tube to his conference.
In normal times, only finance ministers attend the annual meeting of the world’s 20 richest nations. But because the entire world banking and monetary system has completely collapsed, heads of government are attending this year to figure out how to resolve this important problem. That means President Obama will have a chance to wow the world with his cutting-edge comedy routine and interpretive dance performance in the talent show that celebrates the end of this otherwise extremely gloomy annual ritual.
Here comes top-security travelling White House [This Is London]
They’re probably over there installing the massive teleprompters our president daily relies on because he’s a minority and, therefore, can’t read so good.
Who are those characters? Mr. Sircumcised and Mr. Non? Hard to tell when they’re tumescent.
Damn that China spy ring. They HAVE been accessing my webcam…
The Secret Service’s biggest challenge in London? Parking.
L Urchin: I don’t know, but all I want to do now is shave, everything.
That picture is disturbing. I realize it’s a shameful part of American history, but really, it’s too much.
Does that picture represent what the Brits call “Bangers and Mash”?
Or maybe “Toad in the Hole”?
Riding the “filthy Tube” is something I strive to do more often.
Is he bringing his own teleprompter? If he borrows one of theirs it might say “centre” and “the loo.”
“Accompanying the party will be… four speech writers and 12 teleprompters.”
Yikes on that picture! Now I can’t finish my banana.
freakishlystrong: Those are the new
BlackwaterXi uniforms. It’s all about their new emasculation. Also.This morning’s papers said that Barry would use a helicopter to be shuttled between the US ambassador’s residence in Regent’s Park and the conference in Docklands, thus removing the need to drive on the left, negotiate roundabouts, and pay the congestion charge.
Red Guy’s right hand is perilously close….
…ride the filthy Tube
Isn’t that Larry Craig’s nickname?
Those are the stealth uniforms so nobody will see them coming and hopefully NOT see them leaving.
Trevor
http://www.tynt.com
Do you know that is being copied from your site?
I get it, Li’l Dickheads! The guardians of Hopey’s Snap-On dick! The new Minuteman! Ready to change at a minutes notice!
I hope Obama visits my favorite London pub, The Cock and Sack.
‘Travelling Whitehouse’ is a code name for a tractor pulling a double-wide.
What the hell does one google to find that photo?
shanemacgowan: I want it too. So bad, so bad.
Does this mean that our Barry will soon be scribbling a note to Hilary asking for a bathroom break?
shanemacgowan: I was wondering the same thing. I think that SKS actually has an archive of such photos, that they are all friends and family. Remember the Tennessee wheelbarrow guy?
shanemacgowan: Chinese gym class.
shanemacgowan: …try “Banana Hammock”!
Larry Summers is having his abacus shipped over the pond and has bought a matching outfit.
magic titty: Ha!
shanemacgowan: “Bubble and Squeak”..
shanemacgowan: Singapore Sling
It’s the new Wonkette diet! Between this picture and the lovely Jonah Goldber/K-Los mashup, I won’t be able to eat for the next 3 months.
shanemacgowan: I Googled “Japanese men in thongs” and I found it on my first try. But I do wish the Chinese hackers would leave that photo as their calling card.
L Urchin: probably north and south (like a magnet), which means they will either attract each other and do gay ass-fucking, reenact the War Between the States, or both.
shanemacgowan: “Spring Fashion Week - London 2009″ - this is one of the billboard pix
But will Barry continue the grand American tradition of molesting the German PM, swearing around a mouthful of bread, trying to make an exit through prop doors and deftly avoiding hurled shoes?
I finally get some half-naked asian guys and THAT is the pair you pick to post?
Yeesh. No love.
Red Zeppelin: I finally found it when I googled “Audience Photo Glen Beck Show”
Tommmcatt: Come visit my gym and you’ll get all the Rice-Queen eyecandy you can handle… not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Red Zeppelin: This is my favourite London pub: http://www.dirtydicks.co.uk/
Just as long as they don’t let Geithner drive, it’s all good. He would spend weeks going round and round the same place, even when every economist in the world is telling him that it’s a bad and he should maybe try turning left towards nationalization.
Ummm….I don’t think that’s what “buggery” means. I love that term, though. I can tell my right wing neighbors they shouldn’t ‘bugger themselves’ too often & they’re too dumb to know what I mean.
Min: Try ‘ping pong’ as well.
magic titty: FTW, although I think you mean “gym crass”
I bet the staff is actually there to forcibly restrain Daniel Craig, lest his manliness threaten fearless leader’s own “stimulus package”
jagorev: He’s part of anti-NASCAR, where the only rule is: go slow, turn right.
Just fyi, the two guys are from one of Downtown’s (Japanese comedy group) shows. They are the “After School Electromagnetic Wave Club” and do “after school specials” of a very special sort.
loudmouthredhead: Manliness?!?
“That pooof-tah can’t even drive a stick-shift! Bond’s always driven stick! He’s not man enough to polish my yam-sack, that one” - S. Connery
Mahousu: …oh, you mean that Downtown!
L Urchin: Sir Cum-Size and Lord Ilordy.
shanemacgowan: “Layne +Newell -Smith”
shanemacgowan: “Cream of Sum Yung Gai”
What in the name of all that’s holy is that picture?
So this is what Teletubbies look like when they take their clothes off.
NoWireHangers: I am officially sterile.
re=276981]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: It’s MITTENs and friend, modeling the 2009 magic underwear, and that is the name of all thats holy, or holey. also