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LIVEBLOG OF THE DEBATE OR WHATEVER, LATER: Mean old Barack Obama is going on Jay Leno or something at 8:00 ET tonight for another primetime press conference. There’ll be loads of questions about god knows what; anything from the future of currency flows to retarded bowling games to that pop star who beat up his pop star girlfriend. Sam Stein will ask why the Republicans aren’t all in jail. Too exciting for words! So return here a few minutes before 8:00 ET for our liveblogs, and don’t forget beforehand to buy all the liquor ‘n’ guns Prince George’s County has to offer. [ABC News]
Why do all the best Wonkette live-blogs occur on my bowling league nights?
But, ummm, uh, why aren’t the Repbublicans all in jail…?
Canuckledragger: Why do all the best Wonkette live-blogs occur during happy hour?
Canuckledragger: Kev-O-Tron: Christ, you both sound like the TV networks whining about doing their civic duty and losing their ad revenue for an hour…
Kev-O-Tron: Causation or mere coincidence? Hmmm, needs more reshearch…
Why the hell is he going back on Leno?
Brendan M.: unlike ad revenue for the networks these things are important and vital to the health of any representative democracy.
OHHHHH You HAVE TO CLICK ON THE ARTICLES SOMETIMES.
And BOBBY will be giving the response again!!!!
drink everytime he gives me a shoutout
Barry is doing well in the Nielsen’s.
Hes getting M*A*S*H* numbers, before Henry and Trapper left numbers.
Drunken live blog. Three best words. Ever!
What’s the cue to drink?
graceless: Chug a full beer every time he makes fun of retarded kids.
shortsshortsshorts: GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME MAN
americanscandoanything:
If only this were true! Darn you for getting me all excited.
graceless:
trillion
NOOBAMA WILL BE USING HIS PRECIOUS TELEPROMPTER NO DOUBT!1!
SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!
any bets on who asks the dumbest question of the night? i’m going with Chuckie T.
NoWireHangers: From those intrepid asswipes at Politico:
“Reporters will surround POTUS in a semi-circle. No signs of his preferred teleprompter. Obama is rumored to be ditching the teleprompter on both sides of the podium and will be reading off a box toward the back of the room.”
shortsshortsshorts: It’s to get location of that secret car garage in Burbank that Leno’s been advertising on the tubes lately (if you watch car shows of course).
No one can resist gas guzzling Ferrari hotness… cause it will get you…. hotness.
A Real Simple Drinking Game:
1 Shot*: Economy, Crisis, Million, Billion, America
2 Shots: Trillion, Bernanke, Geithner, Recession
Mug of Meatballs: Sweden, Swedish Crisis, Ikea
Bottle of Tequila: Amero
Bottle of Goldschläger: Gold Standard
Plate of Arugula: Victory Garden, Organic
*I’d suggest shots of beer unless you want to die 5 minutes in, which may be the prerogative of some Wonkette readers. Who am I to judge?
Piyush will be doing the volcano monitoring buttal tonight. Wow, Rethugs have deep pockets to keep recycling that comedic goldmine: Bobby “Brady Bunch” Jindal.
Jim Newell: I wish he’d invite them to the presidential bowling alley, and play in a tournament with them.
sarcasticusername: i hate chuck todd, i hate chuck todd, i hate chuck todd. (said in the voice of the cowardly lion)
This is HORSE SHIT. Citizens in the people’s republic of Communistwestcoastia will be commuting home during this time and will not have access to booze whilst listening to NPR. Or, those of us who are using public transportation and will share seat space with real, actual season hobos can get a can of Natty Light but no NPR.
I AM NOT PLEASED.
Who are these “Republicans” of whom you speak? There are only two political parties in this country: the Democrats and the Antidemocrats.
thatonegirlsays: Not us unemployed communists! Of course we’ve all been drunk all day.
YA WHATEVS HE’S A BETTER ORATOR THAN A SOCIALIST, WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING. Hummy Jim Carter did the same thing, and he was probably the same fiber as r nuu Prezdint. Therefore, we must ban any new PrezNOT from taking rights from teh peeeepol. Dat iz oll. Frainds.
Canuckledragger: Why do all the best Wonkette live-blogs occur on my
bowling leagueindoor soccer league nights?