Wonkette
ABOUT FRIGGING TIME: The delightfully named Finger Interests Number One Ltd. is trying to persuade other Bank of America shareholders to get rid of Ken Lewis and two other people on the bank’s board of directors. Imagine that! Imagine throwing out the terrible bums who just dropped their trousers and peed all over their shareholders while doing whatever they wanted (making billions of dollars in exchange for running their companies into the ground). It’s certainly more than the government is capable of. Yay Finger Interests. [New York Times]
Actually, peeing with your trousers down can be problematic.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power,
So long as I get a little golden shower
Wow, an actual legal method of ruining these fuckers’ lives forever, and in a manner that will actually make them feel punished! Who could have foreseen this development?
Mmmmm. Tasty fingers.
Roger the Shrubber: If you’re one of the lady people, the kind with female parts, it’s really your only option.
If NASA is correct, urniating on your shareholders deminishes their effectiveness.
This is not about finger banging. You suck.
shanemacgowan: No, NASA’s findings only concerned actually urinating IN various devices/receptacles. There is, as yet, no proven correlation between superficial urine contact and loss of function.
ForTheTurnstiles: Suddenly, I understand the symbolism of the Colossus of Rhodes.
That picture is disturbing.
Roger the Shrubber: Hot Upskirt!
isnt’ there a scene in Robocop when they fire buddy there because he is a douche, and then Robocop isn’t bound by his prime directive and so it’s okay for Robocop to shoot him or throw him out a window or whatever? or am I thinking of the Notebook?
What is this Finger Interests Number One Ltd.? It sounds like one of those Japanese “Super Happy Fun Wish Time” television shows.
Also, I was pretty surprised/pleased to see a coalition of unions is a BofA shareholder. Takin’ The Man down from the inside.
So they own one fifth of one percent of BoA? They are really piss-offs, pissed-on piss-ants, no? (say that real fast)
Hahahaha suckers enjoy your fingers! Real gourmands know the palm is the tastiest bit. Even if it takes a little work to remove the hair, that’s good eating.
Haha, Lewis et al. can talk to the hand.
Getting fired from running Bank of America would probably make Ken Lewis a very happy man, and would add more years to his life than abstaining from red meat.
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: Real gourmands know the palm is the tastiest bit. Even if it takes a little work to remove the hair, that’s good eating
Mmm…did somebody mention Long Pig?
Finger Interests No. One Ltd. is obviously giving the middle finger to BoA. And telling Lewis et al. exactly how far up their butts to stick it. Also.
They’re just lining him up for Commerce Secretary. Sneaky bastards.
This is all just a covert operation to give america the finger.
Didn’t the Dave Matthews Band do the same thing?
Mr Blifil: Nor is it about fisting…now, I haz a sad….
This is that socialism the kid were talking about. First the peasants don’t want to give up their money to corporations, then they want accountability, then they want people losing their lucrative jobs. We just have to hope these captains of industry don’t look at this disrespect and “go John Galt”, depriving us of valuable things like credit default swaps.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
My Finger’s Interest Number One is to find something finger lickin good, and that don’t gots to be chicken.
ForTheTurnstiles: Thank you, Freddy!
When life gives you the finger, make finger sandwiches.
The snark potential of the name “Finger Interests” has literally seized my brain up like an engine trying to run with three fused pistons; I am literally overwhelmed by my options. More to come later, if I cn calm myself down….