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Baseball Team Makes Two-Faced Bobblehead Monster In Honor Of Coleman-Franken

Your editor before her morning coffeeThe St. Paul Saints made a funny Larry Craig souvenir to hand out at their games last year, and what better to follow it up with this year than a bobblehead showing Al Franken and Norm Coleman joined at the cranium and wearing a Sesame Street costume? (This is the image that Hugh Hewitt masturbates to every night.) Sadly, the Saints have not yet released a photo of this little doll, and you do NOT want to just do random Internet searches on two-faced monsters, so to your right you see a lovely harmless little Roman god with “key and cock,” which are two things Franken and Coleman lack. [Star Tribune]


11:00 AM on Mon March 23 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. user-of-owls says at 11:05 am, March 23rd, 2009

    Coleman always did strike me as a really big janus.

  2. V572625694 says at 11:06 am, March 23rd, 2009
  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 11:08 am, March 23rd, 2009

    …2 headed cock = Double Dong?

  4. Mr Blifil says at 11:09 am, March 23rd, 2009

    I get what the cock is for, I think I get what the key is for, but I think the “WTF?” Tom and Jerry double-take is due to that giant needle pointed sceptre.

  5. Canuckledragger says at 11:09 am, March 23rd, 2009

    How to settle this election recount bullshit once and for all?

    A COCKFIGHT!

    It’s the key….

  6. hobospacejungle says at 11:11 am, March 23rd, 2009

    Norm Coleman should be disqualified just for that forehead & teeth combination he’s got going there. There are already plenty of weird-ass scary-looking melty-face (I’m lookin’ at you, McConnell) freaks in the Senate. We need a funny man, a court jester, a comic boob. Coleman’s just a boob.

  7. President Beeblebrox says at 11:18 am, March 23rd, 2009

    user-of-owls: Sen. Norm “Hugh Janus” Coleman (R-MN)

    This team is full of win. The Larry Craig bobble-foot doll was full of lulz.

  8. Delicious says at 11:24 am, March 23rd, 2009

    President Beeblebrox: Last name, Janus? First name, Hugh?

    Okay, everybody, listen up. Hugh Janus? Is there a Hugh Janus here?

    I need a Hugh Janus!

  9. WadISay says at 11:26 am, March 23rd, 2009

    Since they’re still designing the doll, I hope they consider putting Coleman’s face on the doll’s ass.

  10. MARCdMan says at 11:55 am, March 23rd, 2009

    But is it a COCK OF RAGE?

  11. Lascauxcaveman says at 11:56 am, March 23rd, 2009

    Well, I figured you guys were just making the usual Wonkette-style potty mouth jokes here, but according to Wikipedia, The Greeks associated Janus with the Etruscan deity “Ani”. So there really is more than one anus in Janus. Certainly more than one anus joke, at least.

  12. greywindz says at 12:24 pm, March 23rd, 2009

    Lascauxcaveman: No “Ann” Coulter special column this time?

  13. Accordion-o-rama says at 12:43 pm, March 23rd, 2009

    Canuckledragger: Wielding ‘em like light-sabres, eh?

  14. Interesting fact: the politically correct term for two-facedness is “diprosopy.”

  15. teebob2000 says at 1:38 pm, March 23rd, 2009

    Alt-text: You have cock *before* your morning coffee??!! Way to go, SKS!

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