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OMG OBAMA WILL BE ON JAY LENO!! “Many Americans will get their ‘first look’ at the president during this program which usually comes on after the local sports broadcast. What will they think?” [AOL Political Machine]
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Uhhh…do you & Jim ever talk. And why is snowbilly grifter on wonkette!!??!!
Most Americans will think they tuned into a repeat of 24 or a showing of The Fifth Element.
They didn’t let the white people go first?
jesus christ!
http://wonkette.com/407033/407033#comments
Ken,
I noticed that one has to “register” in order to make comments on AOL. I say it in quotes because I’m sure this process involves wine coolers and sodomy.
I think this is a huge mistake and will severely cut down on the number of sociopaths who comment (in blessed caps) on your column, thereby making my reading of the comments less pleasurable.
Douchebagingly,
Facehead
P.S. Also.
facehead: Define “sociopath”. Like, that does mean an upset person without social standards and who eats live baby chicks, or a really upset person, e.g, a Rontard. Just asking.
NOW do you doubt that he’s the Antichrist?!1?!/?
I still remember the wave of shock & awe that resulted from Gerald Ford doing a cameo on “Rhoda” so yeah, color me underwhelmed.
facehead: Douchebagingly — that’s almost a great name for somebody. It’ll come to me… Michael Douchebaggington Steele, tha Thurd. Nah, needs more work. However, somewhere there is a wingnut I will soon forever call Douchebaggington.
Also.
I like this place. Ackerman’s full of shit. Megan’s not here, but Sara’s work stomps Megan’s. Just IMHO. As soon as Spencer has a commenter named shirtlessshirtlessshirtless he’ll have room to talk.
Looking at the comments over at AOL, I must say I did not previously know Michelle Malkin was a ‘Latina’. I always guessed Malaysian or Singapore or some dang thing.
Teh internets is edyoucayshunal.
I like that Annie and latina Malkin don’t respond to “JediNight69.” They agree with that crazy pinche bastard.
Bearbloke: I think he said the president is getting NEARER.
Annie just DID respond to jediknight69, which is even funnier.
Annie and the latina ain’t got shit on my boy Truck Nutz.
The thing I lurve about the comments on Ken’s AOL columns is that I can’t tell whether half the comments are really that bad or just Wonkette commenters doin’ our thing. Sadly…we know what the answer is w/r/t most of them.
bago: omg…im speechless. I saw a video clip of Beck’s 9.12 on Fox. Have you seen Beck “cry” with fake tears! Dont take my word for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuV1XG517cc
someone needs to choke a bitch.
Why is it that right-wing idiots can’t spell? Why?
And I love how they go on for a couple of pages on how he’s never been on O’Reilly, and when it’s pointed out (by one of you, I assumed) that Obama has, they’re all, oh, not when he was PRESIDENT.
Yeah, the word you used was “never”, Jackasses.
I hate hating people, but sometimes it’s just necessary.
And who the f’ing A put a dime in Glen Beck’s jukebox all of a sudden? Why do I care about the new clown in town, again?
Oh, man. You guys are completely downplaying the insanity of the thread over there. It’s like a David Lynch movie.
El Pinche: He cries because he cares about America, dammit. Go ahead and laugh but Glenn Beck (sob) is a — excuse me for a moment — real — American — patriot. Now let me tell you about a young man whose dream since he was a child was to get blown up in his Humvee in Baqouba…
We can haz official trolling other sites dayz? Kthnxbai.
The Beltway Boys? There’s really a fucking show called the fucking “Beltway Boys”? How fucking gey has Fox gone?
shortsshortsshorts: I don’t think they wanna be friends with you anymore.
smashtheduck: Their reactions have been somewhat positive. Study the subject and see where it goes.
Time for bed. Must. Survive. Another. Day.
Retreat. It’s just too sad in there.
The Gordo: right - maybe I misunderstood their Authentic Frontier Gibberish…
Bearbloke: Richard Pryor + Mel Brooks = Infinite Awesome.
Holy mother of god that place turned into TMI Hour awfully quick. Haven’t these nitwits ever heard of, I don’t know, AOL MESSENGER? Sad and all but I don’t read Ken Layne’s It’s An Outrage to then read about somebody’s dead grandchild for 3-4 fucking pages in the comments. Goddamn people. Shit is fucked up enough w/o spreading more of your depressing dreams of being a guest on Dr. Phil also. Pathetic human beings need to get some real human friends. If your best friend is someone you met in the comments section of Ken Layne’s It’s An Outrage then you might be a redneck and an annoying fuckhole.
Well after that, how about some nice cucumber sandwiches. The Panama hat is grand Mr. Prezident. Mr. Leno will be thrilled!
Edywin: NO! Porkchop sandwiches!
Sorry, Ken, but, funny as you is (and you shore is), your commenters had me at ZOMG MUSLIN TELEPROMTR SUIT NEGRO TERRIST!!!!11!!! I can no longer read your column’s comments at work; dry keyboards are becoming a scarcity around here.
Will Obama be moving with him to the 10 o’clock slot?
Perhaps he can sing. And dance a little.
Snark aside, I hope somebody is liveblogging this. I’m in Europe and will see it about two weeks from now.
Don’t worry you crazy southern ass-digging bastards, Jay and Barack will have a patronizing cooking portion replete with ham and grits quiche with Katrina po’ boys shar-done-ay, how to pick a ripe watermelon and ghetto glue sniffing pointers.
hobospacejungle: I’m just frightened that these people are breeding! Several comments seemed to suggest that the average AOL commenter is a 55 year old great-grandmother and a PUMA.
Ok for serious, WHY THE HELL IS CARIBOU BARBIE ON THE WONKETTES?
Pfft. Whatever Obamites. If he gets on TV, lights up a clove cigarette, and blows smoke in Leno’s face in a “fuck you” fashion, THEN I’ll tune in.
gurukalehuru: Isn’t Leno carried on Hulu.com or NBC.com?