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- LET’S JUST FUEL THIS MEGHAN MCCAIN/ANN COULTER FEUD FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES AND THEN KILL OURSELVES: Speaking of death, have you heard about this thing where Ann Coulter and Bill Maher are on a “debate tour” with Mark Halperin serving as moderator? Does one actually pay to attend this? In any event, Halperin asked Coulter today in New York what she thought about Meghan McCain’s trite, confused stream of spittle yesterday, and Coulter was like, “Who cares?” and then Halperin went and begged Drudge for a link while Bill Maher complained about Jesus. Next stop, Boston, or wherever. [Raw Story]
…I’d pay to see that fight! A stick figure vs. the Michelin man!
We know how it’s all going to end.
Halperin is going to tell Bill and Mann that their show in Boston is canceled because it’s not a real college town. A disaster in Cleveland. Mann will reveal that she has an 11 not 10 inch “clitoris” and it will end in California where the theater marquis will have:
PUPPET SHOW
AND
Bill and Mann Debate About Who the FUCK Cares
Can you imagine Bill & Ann slapping monkeys (rumor has it they used to date)? Ann probably has an old fashioned bear-trap in her vajay-jay that rips off the dick of any man stupid enough to stick it in that black abyss. Must be why all Republican men prefer little boys.
All I can imagine is Submission Wrestling….Dinga Dinga Dee!… with the Maypole missile…!
Texan Bulldoggette: Why you, you misogynist feminist, you!
This debate would have a lot more intellectual substance if they added a lip-farting contest.
No need to imagine this whole tour thing has hate sex written all over it.
I’ll bring the Fart Machine (TM).
Maybe Ann has a point, as stopped clocks can be right once (or twice, depending) a day.
grevillea: Nah, I love women. I am a woman. It’s just that Ann is such a c-u-n-t & hers probably has those steel teeth that clamp down HARD.
Maher and Coulter used to fuck each other, didn’t they?
Texan Bulldoggette: If anyone has vagina dentata, it’s Ann. Right next to her own Mr Peepers.
I wish Ann had called MEghan scooter trash, and wished her luck on her next trip to Sturgis.
magic titty: If you can call the unholy union copulating with that she-beast fucking, then yes.
Texan Bulldoggette: Logic has no place in the PUMAsphere, you self-hating Obamaton!
magic titty: I always had that feeling, from watching them on Politically Incorrect back in the day. (My first memory of Coulter: when she talked about how women shouldn’t have the right to vote because they want to sex Bill Clinton.) But I’ve never been curious or morbid enough to know the truth.
Never say Wonkette won’t talk smack about their advertisers.
Bb.
Michael Steele v. Joe the Plumber//Meghan McCain v. Ann Coulter//Bobby Jindal v. Sarah “Bible Spice” Palin//Rush Limbaugh v. David Frum//Jonathan Krone v. Trig
In a no holds barred, single elimination, winner take all cage match competition for Supreme High Kleagle of the GOP. Fun for the whole family.
Texan Bulldoggette: Why is Bill Maher friends with the Coultergeist? They’re both 3-, if not 4-baggers, but I think you’re right about the dentata. I’m assuming Maher at least has human genitals.
Ann Coulter debating Bill Maher with Mark Halperin moderating?
Is this Modern Society’s “Jump the Shark” moment?
Is it all going to be downhill from here?
Are the only glimmers of value we will ever see going to be in syndication?
If Mann Coulter would just use her[?] giant phallus to fuck Meghan Walnuts, maybe Meghan would stop bitching about not getting laid and start bitching about why Mann never called her afterwards.
While she’s at it, perhaps Mann could also shag the last firing neuron outta Mark Halperin’s otherwise empty skull. What a pathetic bitch he is.
I’ll spare Maher my bile for now, just because he’s the only thing that makes Larry King nearly watchable. Hey, I said “nearly.”
Oh good. If they’re all together in one place, it makes it easier for the rest of us to avoid them.
This Ann Coulter - Meghan McCain spat is building up to be the biggest wet noodle slapfest of the year. Somebody nobody cares about anymore vs. somebody nobody ever cared about.
The talk of Rush and Ann having a baby together is so stupid. As any Boy Scout knows, rubbing two sticks together produces nothing!
If anyone knows Meg, you can tell her that now that I know that she hates “Ann the Man” as much as I do, I would totally fuck her. Late at night. After a few drinks. If we can just keep it between us. Once.
CollegeStudent: Downhill? We hit rock bottom a long time ago.
ManchuCandidate: The clitoris will end in California? I be scared now.
Ann Coulter…puke.
magic titty: Yeah, what even more bizzare is that he went from her to a professional video (and regular) ho.
Schadenfried: Bill has some sort of psychological complex that will not allow him to fuck a normal intelligent woman. He’s all about domination, so it’s only natural that he would find satisfaction in fucking a guy like Anne. The “debate”[wink...wink] is just what it takes to get him wet and her hard.
Perhaps the best proof in the world that God is good is that neither Coulter nor Limbaugh has ever reproduced.
magic titty: Probably each fucks anything they can hold still. They may have shared the same horses/whores.
Zhu Bajie
Canuckledragger: Re M. M. not getting laid, I’m told that there are specialist brothels in Bangkok which hire blonde females, for all those Asian men who want to try a blonde out. Get a passport, show up at the door, M. M. Most of the competition are Russians.
Zhu Bajie
Delicious: Downhiller? Also
Gah, paying to see Bill and Ann debate would be like paying to watch David Shuster guest-host Countdown.
Have you fucked that bitch yet? Tempting, isn’t it?
stew: Rush has a big fat sweaty mancoochie. Blargle! And bigger bosoms than Ann by far…
Cold War Unicorns: A mangina?
WTF? What genius promoter thought of this for an act? What, Tiny Tim debates Jeff Dahmer, moderated by Gacy, wasn’t available?
I’d add my two cents about the idiocy that is Coulter but really we all saw this road coming. Outrage upon outrage, for money.
Bill Maher is getting mighty tiresome. The setting up of strawmen (Coulter included) is not an attribute of intellectual honesty, period. There’s many people, but Jon Stewart for one could destroy Maher in a debate (and they’re both quasi-liberals). Stewart doesn’t think anyone who doesn’t subscribe to EVERY FREAKIN’ THING HE HIMSELF BELIEVES is a freakin’ moron.
And Colbert would be fun to watch. But Maher knows he can win against Coulter.