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Utah state Senator Chris Buttars discusses THE GAYS: “They’re mean. They want to talk about being nice. They’re the meanest buggers I have ever seen… It’s just like the Muslims.” And the Muslims, they’re just like the mick papists, and everyone is black. Huh?
This guy is amazing, and has a history. But here’s the best part from this local affiliate’s story: “Now, in the interview, senator Buttars also talks about a certain type of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place. But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.” OH COME ON. Is it that the gays sometimes have intercourse with other races?
Senator Buttars compares some gays to radical Muslims [ABC4]
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I’m sorry. Buttars? As in…BUTT-arse? Get the fuck outta here widdat shit.
Buttars? That’s the guys name? Oh Good Lord…
I grew up in Utah. The State Legislature there is the foulest group of yahoos, rednecks, morons, and lunatics in the country. Alabama seems like fucking Sweden compared to them. And Buttars is one of the worst.
you laugh but my gay friend orders weaponized plutonium ALL THE TIME. Says it’s for cool mood lighting but I know better.
Butters, the guy from South Park? I knew there was some serious crazy when he sang Loo-loo-loo I got some apples/Loo-loo-loo you got some too/Loo-loo-loo let’s get together/have ourselves a loo-loo-loo”
Isn’t “Buggery” anal sex? Thus “Buggers” are “people who have buttseks?”
So what he’s saying is gays are the meanest buttseks-havers, thus implying that there are other buttseks havers outside the realm of gayness, and they’re OK? I guess that explains all those closet case uptight Republicans and Catholic priests that have buttseks with other men (or boys, or capitol pages), while denouncing buttseks with other men, but somehow AREN’T GAY.
Be interesting if he’s on record about his brother Republican Larry Craig anywhere…
Oh hell, this is Utah. The only thing his constituents will find “controversial” is his comment that “Muslims are good people…” He’ll probably have to apologize for that, and say that his quote was taken out of context, and he meant that they are good people to bomb.
My favorite moment in Utah from my days there was when a group of gay kids at a Salt Lake City high school wanted to start up a club, and it got rejected by the school board, and so a court said that they only way they could shut down a single group would be to shut down EVERY student group, and so they did. They shut down every student group for the year so that the one for gay kids couldn’t go on.
Incenced that the local news affiliate would not air his rant, Buttars stormed down to the station and attempted to perform the mysterious act on an unpaid intern in front of the cameras, to prove to the world just how disgusting it really is.
If he’s anything like that other Butters, he’s just still sore that he didn’t get to go to Bennigan’s as a kid because his Mom caught his Dad fucking other men.
“Now, in the interview, senator Buttars also talks about a certain type of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place. But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.”
Surest sign of a repressed closet case: a “straight” guy who just CANNOT FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS stop talking about all kinds of interesting gay sex.
It’s like what Barney Frank said about Duke Cunningham: “He talks about gay sex more than any gay person I’ve ever known.”
I never imagined what a Utah State legislator might be like until I saw Bruce Dern and Harry Dean Stanton on an episode of Big Love and that sorta filled that gap in my wandering imagination.
What repugnant sexual acts could Sen. Butt-Arse possibly have alleged, that the Fine Journalists at ABC 4 could not broadcast for fear of offending their listeners?
Buttseksing or dicksucking, we’ll never know!
He’s just upset because he’s named after an oil-based lubricant, and those are passe now. I’m sure if we start calling him Senator Astro-Glide his attitude will change completely.
There’s a joke in here somewhere about Buttars & ‘known anus’ sean hannity, but I’m far too lazy to look for it.
Buttsecks, Also.
I like the word “bugger”. I wish it meant something other than buttseckshaver, because it’s so cute. Especially when used as a British curse word. Mind you, the British can say the word “cunt” several times in a single sentence and make it sound less-than-obscene.
Methinks Sen. Buttars may actually be overcompensating for his own tendencies towards a “wide stance”. Stay tuned for another festive public lavatory romp in the not too distant future…
I believe the non-airing of this vital piece of commentary concerning buttsecks is just another sign that the fairness doctrine is back.
Buttars = assclown
You know what this means…In a few months this guy will be caught “asking for toilet paper” (tapping his foot, looking for a glory hole, etc.) from an airport bathroom stall in the Middle East. What prompts these guys to start spouting off crap like this?
medievalist: Are you as crazy as a Utah Republican? Utah the craziest fuckers? Are you under the impression that Oklahoma is still the Indian Nations and not a state?
You want mean-assed, crazy, buffoons? Oklahoma Republicans are surely the most awful.
Oh come on ABC4, inquiring minds want to know what’s so dirty you couldn’t put it on TV. I mean, seriously, that’s what the entire Internet was created for. I demand a YouTube upload of this immediately or I will never watch your station in….uh, Salt Lake City?….ever again.
Awwww hamburgers. My dad’s gonna ground me fer shur.
“They’re probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of.”
He’s just afraid that the gays will make fun of the way straight people practice oral sex. A valid concern, I’m sure.
You know, he might have a point here: Radical Muslims like to dress women up in ridiculous outfits and have anal sex with men… just like The Gays! But the similarities end there, as anyone who has ever been in a cave in Afghanistan can attest… Mud walls? How gauche. Those terrorists are missing the decorating gene.
He’s an idiot. Mooslims have no fashion sense or good taste in soft furnishings
FamilyLost: Or he’ll be tapping his foot for toilet paper in the restroom of a Muslim abortion clinic sponsored by ACORN–in downtown San Francisco.
Dave J.: Now, if he had evidence that there was some kind gay sexual activity that was NOT taking place, we’d have something to really discuss.
DustBowlBlues: Utah the worst?! Oklahoma?! You know-nothings left out Texas.
mocowbell: He does have the air of a kid-toucher about him, doesn’t he? And supposedly he has a ranch, where he works with “black, white, and red” kids. And he’s a super-conservative, adamantly anti-gay Republican. Now I’m no Nate Silver, but I’m pretty sure … [doing math] …yep, there’s a 104.4% chance he is a child molester.
GAY MUSLIM ABORTIONISTS FOR BUTTERS!
I predict that within a year we will find out Buttars is gay as a tree full of parrots.
Anybody want to bet? Cash is good, but I will also bet for hash or buttsecks.
mocowbell: It’s the little things that keep me going. I always try to have something to look forward too. I think this is the key to good mental health. Time with my sweetheart…a book coming in the mail…a day off. These are all things I look forward too. Now, waiting for this assclown to get nabbed with a senate aid or “passing the tp” in an airport restroom. I will wake up happy and childlike each morning: “Will this be the day?”
illnoise: You’re right. Gayz are not just the meanest buggers I’ve ever seen, they are the only buggers I’ve ever seen.
I am surprised that he left out ACORN.
“Now, in the interview, senator Buttars also talks about a certain type of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place. But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.”
Well, [State] Senator Buttars, there’s a reported straight sexual activity that is taking place, it’s called pegging. I’m sure you know what that is. Don’t forget to wash the sheets.
This guys nutz….why so terrified?
He must sleep with his lockable chastity butt-plug to prevent the gayz from raping him in his sleep….
What a moron….oh I mean Mormon….
Crotchety ol’ white guys talking smack about gays while pondering the ins and outs of felching are just begging for trouble from the intertubes.
Can Wonkette start an office pool on when he is arrested/outed? More generally, I think we could come up with a list of prominent wingnut/retard/republicans and the commentariat could put down Ameros on who the next one to pop will be. (I put 100 on Lindsey). Extra points if you successfully predict underaged partners!
You bet we are! While reading this, i was making more molotov cocktails, ordering kalashnikovs from white supremecists in the south, and filling thousands of Gay-Pride rings with anthrax-Catherine De Medeci style.
Wanna party?
So . . . is it fisting? Is it c*ck-docking? It it putting tiny rodents up Richard Gere’s ass???
AnnieGetYourFun: That Election night of drunkenness is all coming back to me, you C…
Anyhoo, bugger is a great word, and just about inoffensive enough that you can say it in front of your mum.
I thought this sounded familiar. A member of the OK House of Reps said the same thing–about gays being worse than terrorists–last year. Where do these wingers get their talking points? Some pseudo-Christian freak with a mega-church in Colorado Springs?
All I can say is, he’s better watch out. The tornado that went through OK was bearing down on Sally Kerns. If Utah has a freak tornado, you’ll know who God is aiming for.
Bugger? Going Down?
This man seems to know a lot of the code words. How wide is his stance?
It’s Utah though, so no one cared, right?
“And he’s a super-conservative, adamantly anti-gay Republican.”
What’s really obvious is these guys seem to have huge stashes of gay porn. Some of the tame stuff they’re willing to show everybody to pretend they don’t like it. I’m guessing their private stock is what really starts their launch sequence.
He better not run into my mom one of these days. After those remarks, she’s ready for the shotgun moment, ie: “Do NOT talk smack about my kid!”
Crow T. Robot: I will take that bet. He is, in fact, gayer than a barrel of monkeys in a tree of parrots.
Crow T. Robot: … tree full of parrots ….. snort. That’s funny.
Jesus, a “butt” AND and “ars”. There’s just no room to snark, is there?
BillyClubb: Texas, Utah, Oklahoma. What about Mississippi? Are those crackers going to get off scot free?
My claim to glory: Only in OK did every single fucking lame-ass county vote for McCain.
What is the reported sexual activity?
(a) PnP
(b) Furries
(c) Terrorist Fisting
Vote now!
Crow T. Robot: Gayer than the gayest ACORN off the gayest tree on the gayest street in all of gay San Fransisco.
iwillsavethispatient:
SEE?? You can call me all kind of filthy things, and I’m totally OK with it! You crazy Brits and your adorable accents.
Also, my dad, who is a terrorist Canadian communist, always said “bugger” around us when we were kids. I just assumed it meant “butthead” or some kind of equivalent. Huh. I guess it kind of does, akshully.
nrkeyqueer: I always vote for terrorist fisting when it appears on any ballot. I’m a patriot like that.
Please. The Republicans are being so stupid. Like we would ever let the Muslims get married. That’s just silly.
Maybe someone told him the Aristocrats joke and he really didn’t get it.
DustBowlBlues:
Wait, for pure spitefulness and irresponsibility you can’t beat a California Republican. These people just ousted their own leader rather than compromise on a state budget so badly overdue that state employees are being furloughed and I.O.U’s are going to be sent instead of tax refunds. They manage this despite their considerable minority status.
Bastards.
I forget if it was Sam Harris who said it but:
the main preoccupation of these people is what the Creator of the universe might think people are doing while naked.
How come it’s always the guys with “Butt” in their name who are so homophobic? There’s a guy on OneNewsNow.com (the American Family Association’s goofy, alternate-reality news site) named Charlie Butts who always seems to be doing the articles about those evil gays.
Oh, also, Michelle Malkin posts there. She doesn’t have butt in her name, but she does have a face like a frog if you squeezed it really tight and its eyes started bulging out of its head. So… I guess you could say she’s a Butter face? There, brought it back.
assistant/atlas: Red Zeppelin: “Now I’m no Nate Silver” + Office pool wonk-style, Which Repubtard will be the next to be outed?
Two great ideas, Combined! We start the pool and then forward our bets to Nate Silver, everyone’s fantasy boyfriend, and he can calculate the precise odds and announce a winner so we won’t have to wait around for the teevee expose.
There are those who believe the wonkeratti and the wonkette editors do not comprise the greatest blog in the history of bloggerdom, but moments like this prove them wrong. Wait until the big news happens and Ken Layne announces, “So? We ran that story months ago” and gets another spot in the Library of Congress.
(Besides, I still have fucking Bell’s Palsy and worked dutifully all day and feel like shit now, so wonkette is better than catching up on the so-called “real” news, which is just so fucking depressing that the stress makes me all the more ill.)
“Buttars also talks about a certain type of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place. But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.”
Seriously, what could it be? Everyone knows about oral, anal, animal, food insertion, peeing on each other. (I’m leaving out sex with kids because that’s too obvious.)
It boggles the mind what depraved sexual acts lurk in the mind of Senator Buttars. (and I’m very curious ….)
Bug-chasing?
Whenever I see a story about some racist, sexist, homophobic Republican old man fuckwad douchebag, I think to myself, “I can’t believe it’s not Butters!”
In this case, it is. I don’t know whether to be relieved or terrified.
Come here a minute: “Buttseksing or dicksucking,”
I was pondering what on earth he could be talking about that was so filthy they couldn’t say it on the teevee, read the above line and mentally put the two together. That’s when I realized I am way too old and innocent for this thread.
Remember that great moment in the doc “Jesus Camp?” When Ted Haggard is preaching to the little kids and saying, “someday you’ll see that man and you’ll be tempted, but you’ve got to fight it.”
Someone should tell these guys, “If you have to fight the urge, you’re gay.” They should give in and enjoy themselves, then write a book about it.
I count only 4 references to buttsecks in this thread, and 1 buttseks, which is a perversion.
At least gays don’t get abortions. One good thing about those gays. Oh and I hear they’re pretty clean.
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
Texan Bulldoggette: Ponies?
As for which state has the worst Republicans, I’m going to have to agree that Utah probably comes in ahead of my own state of Texas. I mean, yeah, our Republicans are nasty little assholes just like the rest of them, but mostly they’re just emasculated tiny-dicked specimens who run if a liberal so much as whispers “boo” at them. They name their guns. And masturbate with them. Very frustrated people. The women are incredibly hateful, they make the men look like Winnie the Pooh. Hate runs in their veins and gives them hategasms. It’s the Republican women you gotta look out for here.
I’d like to “kill” his “butt-ars” with a little “anything goes.”
I think he’s talking about when I eat poo. I guess there’s no such thing as confidentiality with Mr. Chris “Doodoo” Buttars.
“Homosexuality will always be a sexual perversion”
He’s gettin me so hott, y’all.
“Now, in the interview, senator Buttars also talks about a certain type of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place. But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.”
I have to think it involves seducing a certain state Senator from Utah.
What do you expect from the former CEO of the Utah Boys Ranch?
Hey, just because one is a bugger does not mean someone is gay. It is just one who practices anal sex, especially on a male (but not exclusively). Let the person who has never been caught off-sides cast the first stone okay? Sen Butsexs is still gay. Also.
They’re the only a treat to America when “Going down”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butters
All I could think of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fuQBmi6Ca4>
There is a bathroom stall in MSP with Buttars’ name on it!
wickedlittledoll: Only the beginning!… if fact, you get
all that with Teh Ghay…
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39217d474560117d5941166006d
Also. You betcha!
he’s just about out of the closet…one more step…
Mahousu: My straight friends are always very pleased when I give their girlfriends lessons on that subject. Apparently, there’s a lot to make fun of.
Cuz if you’re bent over 5 times a day, you are teh gay?
Weaksauce! The biggest current threat to America? Even the pope had the decency to acknowledge our designs on worldwide domination. Not to mention, once your buttsecksing skills have been compared to the destruction of the rainforest and blamed for 9/11, it’s hard to get hot and bothered over some boring old geezer whining about immorality just ‘cuz he’s upset none of the male pages will let him stick it in. More effort next time plz, Buttard.
Has anyone asked Mittens for a reBUTTal? You remember Mittens, don’t you. You remember last year don’t you? Primaries? Debates? Dog on top of the car?
Oh, Senator Butters, so naïve. All Muslim camel-jockeys are fags and all gay homosexuals are closet Muslims. [But I ask you, why then did we free the Mohammedans when we invaded Iraq? Only the Trilateral Commission, anti-flat tax elitists know. Check the UN website.]
On the other paw, all Mormon guys are bicoastal, grimacing as they jab the pulsing male holy member into the supine wife (wives) as they try to fantasize about fellow Morms Harry Reid and Orrin Hatch. Maybe about the cute Osmond laddies, also.
He’s probably talking about being shit on by professionals.
Utah:
Where Men Are Men,
and Sheep Are Really Scared.
assistant/atlas: w.i.n.
Hedley Lamar:
A Cleveland Steamer? Oh my.
Guppy06: Ooh, good guess, it could be bug-chasing.
I’m trying to think of what could be the worst thing two guys could get up to.
I’m thinking: A bug-chaser f*cking a dead Christian foetus, while using one hand to take an oath on the Koran, and the other to pry a gun from a homeowner’s hands, while his partner lubes up his entire head and sticks it up the other guy’s behind and eats his prostate, while singing the French National Anthem, and using one spare hand to collect donations to NPR and the other to finger John Cornyn’s ass.
But I realize that, to some people here, that could just be a regular weekend.
One of the characteristics that differentiates Wonkette from other sites, is the commenter’s unfailing ability to spell “masturbate” correctly. One-handed, no less.
wheelie: …amateurs…
Senators who wear magic Mormon underwear are totally credible.
I’m sure the “certain type of activity which he claims is taking place” is shopping at Crate & Barrel, and the teevee station won’t air that unless the store — a CHAIN store, that’s kinky! — buys commercial time.
loquaciousmusic: WIN!
The senator has a perfectly natural fear that the gay Muslim polygamists are going to start intermarrying with the gay Mormon polygamists, and they’re going to have orgies in the streets of Salt Lake City.
Maybe in “Last Tango in Paris”, Marlon Brando was saying “Get the Buttar in a very prescient way.
Pass the Buttars, please.
YAY! 100TH comment!! What do I win?!?! I hope it’s gay sex with Buttars!!!!!! HMMMMMMM????
DustBowlBlues: Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it’s the death knell of this country. I honestly think it’s the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam — which I think is a big threat, okay? Cause what’s happening now is they are going after, in schools, two-year olds…And this stuff is deadly, and it’s spreading, and it will destroy our young people, it will destroy this nation.–Sally Kern/oklahoma
SRSLY PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!
So in other words, Buttars likes to fuck little boys. I wish republicans wouldn’t be so vague about these things.
iwillsavethispatient: My brother’s eastern european ex-wife came home from the grocery store one day, not long after they were married, and apparently some man in the line behind her kept bothering her. She was telling my mum and I what had happened and instead of using the word bugging, she kept saying, “And he kept buggering me and buggering me.” My mum laugh so hard I thought she’d bust a rib.
My dad says “Moslem” too, but he’s an Eskimo and doesn’t know any better.
Is this like when my 7th grade music teacher’s last name was actually Music? His name was Paul Music, and he loved Music. Get it?
I’m guessing that he gets his information from the Golden Pages given to Joseph Smith by the Angel Moroni. The most backwards place I have ever lived. Thank God I made it out alive. There was a lot of buttsecks though. Also
I am of of teh ghey muslins. And I approve this message!
Senator Buttars? Daniel Webster would be so proud …
Okay, top of the list of rejected reality show titles “Who Wants to Marry a Closeted Mormon?”
It made me sad they didn’t at least shoot a pilot . . . episode. [carrying on with the terrorist thing. shit, nevermind.]
It’s pronounced ‘BAYtars’.
Also, gays the biggest threat to the US? How many gay bank CEOs were there in the Fall?
Chris Buttars can’t stop lying:
http://ethingtoneric.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/lie/
TGY: John Thain look like a gay to me. Also.
BUTTARS REBUTTAL.
Really? BRB, my head is going to explode like a pinata full of individually wrapped Snarkies candies now.
Ugh, I’m so tired of these self-hating republicans.
The secret secks act is called “pig secks.” I have no idea what that is.
Dave J said: “My favorite moment in Utah from my days there was when a group of gay kids at a Salt Lake City high school wanted to start up a club, and it got rejected by the school board, and so a court said that they only way they could shut down a single group would be to shut down EVERY student group, and so they did. They shut down every student group for the year so that the one for gay kids couldn’t go on.”
I don’t know how many of y’all know this, but what Dave J describes is what Virginia school systems did when they were trying to fight integration. It didn’t work. And neither did what Dave J describes (I remember that, too…that’s when I was in high school).
And Buttars is a horrible, horrible person, and sadly, when someone said that the only thing that would shock his constituents was his comment regarding “nice Muslims” it’s sadly true. My in-laws are AWFUL that way. Can’t talk politics with them, at all.
When I first watched the video, I thought it was satire.
Buttars. hah.
illnoise, You forget all the saddlebackers.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out that Buttars is gay or bi. Isn’t that how is works out with republicans and bible thumpers like him? He’s either scared shitless about what his peeps will think or really believes that Jebus will doom him to an afterlife of hell fire for ze butt seks… SO - in an effort to cover up / repent - he makes this country an even happier place for the glbt community by spewing this filth. Epic fail.
wheelie: For the everlovin’ win.
Also: Now don’t let’s bicker and argue about whose Republicans are viler than whose–they’re *all* terrible.
They’re the meanest buggers I have ever seen
I assume he’s complaining about the lack of reach-around.
And the countdown to this guy getting caught with his penis a man’s butt… starts…… now.
Two words: Dick Butkiss
Mr. Buttars looks like the pedophilic neighbor on family guy.
Many years ago I saw a photo published in Spy Magazine of a large man carrying an 80-100 lbs. sack of birdseed into a NY peep show parlor. It drove me crazy trying to figure out why such a place would need a 100 pounds of birdseed. I was too embarrassed to write in and ask since I figured everybody knew but me, and people would laugh at my lack of sexual sophistication.
This reference to gay sex so shocking that it cannot even be named has certainly aroused my curiosity.
I challenge someone to do some real reporting on this with any follow-up story posted here as soon as possible.
You know it’s bad when even Utah’s Fox13 is calling Buttars out as a liar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veDhoeyAn18
I just called his office in Utah, and left my name and number, and told one of his poor underlings that i would LOVE to discuss my morals with the man, as he seems, um confused. I left my name and phone number. It was either that, or send his a fisting snippet off of Xtube…
There is a group on Facebook you can join called, People for the Defeat of Chris Buttars. Please everyone join this if you care. We in Utah are so sick of this puke. I guarantee this little pee wee of a man, small fish in a small pond will fold (probably pee is pants)if we get some national negative attention pointed his way. He skimmed through last time because of the lemming populace in SLC, Utah who have been taught from birth not to think for themselves..but we can get rid of this sicko now if we all protest.
A friend of mine put it best: if you’re going to be homosexual, the racial barrier isn’t going to be problematic and stop you. Well, the line worked on me at least.
Please tell me said documentary filmmaker was Sasha Baron Cohen. Luv, Bruno
Texan Bulldoggette: Now I’m curious, too. Is it animal, mineral or vegetable? Or could it be some odd, unnatural combination?
DustBowlBlues: Jesus Camp is one of the scaries movies I’ve ever seen, ranking right up there with A star is born, where Kris Kristofferson has to kiss Barbra Streisand. My favourite part, though, is when Mullet-boy’s mom is sneering at how “science can’t really prove anything”, apparently not understanding that that is the entire point. Best argument against home-schooling I’ve ever seen.