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HERE’S SOMETHING DUMB TO READ: “If we’ve learned anything from the Bible, it’s that losers have to be punished. So, most Republicans will either starve to death over the next 12 years, in special jails, or they’ll convert!” [AOL Political Machine]
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I am so creeped out by Cannibal Burt that I cannot post intelligent commentary.
The golf picture sells it.
Red Zeppelin: Cannibal Burt called you, FROM WITHIN THE HOUSE.
Sterling silver hat? A lot better than this tinfoil I have been wearing!
Too many words.
Mr. Layne advises wearing a barrel when “forced to interact with poor people.” This confuses me. The only “poor people” I interact with are the servants, and I scarcely think that I need to dress up to impress *them*.
Burt says “The fontanel is so tender and tasty.”
Only one comment over there so far but we are off to a great start:
mw526:39PMFeb 9th 2009
allah hussein castro obama blows the spendulus package blows
So Ken, you are saying Obama only won the election because of republican sins.
Did those sins have anything to do with diapers? Bathroom stalls?
MY Times reports that many upscale shops are having to stock plain, non-marked bags for purchasers who feel guilty about spending their ill-gotten loot in times of an economic depression.
Kev-O-Tron: I wish that such stunning political comments would be made here, at the wonkette. It has been a long few days, and I want to dig my claws into something.
Bonnie Fuller reported that Michelle Obama has already worn her Inaugural Jimmy Choos in public again–a sign of “realness” in these troubled times. I think we should all follow her example.
I’d rather take a switch to them and then put them in time-out for the duration of the presidential term.
AnnieGetYourFun: Allow me:
YOU FUCKING LIBTARDS AND YOUR GODDAMN FAGGIT AGENDA ARE PUSHING THIS COUNTRY INTO MARXISM. WHEN YOU FINALLY MEET YOUR MAKER YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THE MURDER OF FIFTY MILLION UNBORN CITIZENS. COME TO JESUS AND PLEASE HELP ME DISABLE THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
Red Zeppelin: Here comes the chopper to chop off your head!
He says ostentatious over there. There probably aren’t very many comments because everybody went to the Walmart to pick up a pocket dictionary (and a flat screen, you guys) to get through the rest of the post.
Also, and also, I was wading through the “apples and oranges” comment over there, thinking it would lead to a real racist banger, but then I looked up and saw that shorts wrote it. Yokes on me.
Kev-O-Tron: BLACK SANTA BITCHES!!!!!!
Kev-O-Tron: I may have to revise my figures. Last time I scientifically sampled the responses to Ken’s posts on AOL, the results were:
Wonktard trolls: 69%
Genuine wingnuts: 30%
Earnest-but-confused: 1%
I’m getting the impression that Wonktard market share is soaring!
Funny column, but that picture of Ken Layne scares me. I’ll try never to piss him off again.
Kev-O-Tron: WIN. Also, people, people, PEOPLE: It’s BERT! Come on now!
For Republicans, hell will be listening to Air America 24/7.
“Where’s Rush, dammit? Where’s Rush?”
Sitting right next to them trying to get past the busy signal and talk to Rachel Maddow.
Ken,
Why must you torture those poor rubes over at AOL? You’ve got to know when you post over there you’re whipping those assholes into such a hate-filled lather that they probably beat their wives and kick their dogs…that is if they’ll put down their PBR’s long enough to do so.
CaliforniaMike: I’m pretty sure that’s Hell for most Democrats, too.
I think it’s far better if they starve to death.
If they convert, we’ll just hear them whinging for the rest of our days.
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As for the commenters, “mary” has been a lot of fun so far:
2.) The Russians are sending their military to our missile sites in eastern europe. Why are they and why are they pointing their missiles at our missile sites? Also, did you know that the Russians are sending aid to the Agfan. rebels. Weapons mostly. Go figure that out. Now is our new president, Polesi and Reid worried about that? I am and so should you. But the truth of the matter is you, me and many middle americans are not wanted in the new world order. Don’t believe me? Princess Polesi calls it “San Francisco Values”. Just read.
Why would the Russians target our missile defense systems that we built right on their borders?! WHY?!?! WHY DID YOU GIVE THE RUSSIANS BAILOUT MISSILES WITH YOUR SAN FRANCISCO VALUES, NANCI POLESI?!?!?!
SAN FRANCISCO VALUES ARE THE VERY CORE OF EVIL. FROM SATAN. I CAN SEE RUSSIANS FROM SOME HILL.
Russian Hill in SF? Anyone? Oh jeebus the terrorists are losing when the west coasters don’t come out and play. This is truly a matter of regional security.
Alt-text win! RIP Lux again.
hrhkingfriday: can we get that on a t-shirt, plz?