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…This kind of looks like a penis. [Pollster]


4:40 PM on Mon February 9 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Jim, please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself. Or start your own gay snark site. Also.

  2. Serolf Divad says at 4:43 pm, February 9th, 2009

    You’re so gross Jim. Get your head out of the gutter.

    To me it looks like a lobster… a lobster eating a dismembered penis that’s been tossed in the ocean by an enraged ex-girlfriend with a pair of scissors and a bottle of chloroform.

  3. Dramatist says at 4:43 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Much like a Rohrschach test, Newell, you are seeing what you want to see.

    Blam!

  4. Schadenfried says at 4:43 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Oh, here we go, white man obsessed with black peanus! Also.

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 4:44 pm, February 9th, 2009

    No, that’s a stimulus package.

  6. If this is what your … Do you .. um … I mean, have you seen a doctor or anything?

  7. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:47 pm, February 9th, 2009

    The dots represent recent Herpes activity.

  8. Whenever I see a penis drawing like this, my question is, where’s your point?

  9. BillyClubb says at 4:52 pm, February 9th, 2009

    To me it looks like Michael Phelps and his bong.

  10. Dramatist says at 4:52 pm, February 9th, 2009

    If your popularity lasts more than four hours, contact a doctor immediately.

  11. snowblind says at 4:52 pm, February 9th, 2009

    A penis/pole! Wacka wacka. And right after Stormy Daniels versus Diaper-man Vitter. This is turning into one steamy Monday.

  12. JimNewell says at 4:53 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Maybe I just won’t write posts for you people anymore.

  13. pattycake says at 4:57 pm, February 9th, 2009

    I see it. But then, I’ve been seeing penises everywhere lately.

  14. Jim Newell: But, Jim, I love your post!

    I mean posts! Post-s! Plural!

    Oh, dear…

  15. Looks more like Blago’s taint to me.

    What?

  16. nonbeliever7 says at 4:59 pm, February 9th, 2009

    To us breeders, that looks like a cervical fallopian thingamagiggy with many spurned cells randomly bouncing off each other until, voila, one of them hits pay dirt and in turn becomes a teenager who resents everything you do…..

  17. twowheeljunkie says at 4:59 pm, February 9th, 2009

    3 dots to start a sentence. Remind you of someone.

    wine glass?

  18. Toomush Infermashun says at 5:00 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Oh, Jim, of course you’ll post for us…you wuvs us so much yur jest seein’ penii everwhar…

  19. Red Zeppelin says at 5:05 pm, February 9th, 2009

    heh, heh, heh…a Dick!

  20. grevillea says at 5:08 pm, February 9th, 2009

    That looks like a map of Massachusetts. Or yes, maybe a warty cock’n'balls.

  21. 4tehlulz says at 5:09 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Looks like Pollster is cut.

  22. facehead says at 5:12 pm, February 9th, 2009

    It is a vase on its side, or … two flat-faced lovers about to kiss?

    I report, you decide.

  23. facehead says at 5:13 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Jim Newell: I think you’ve been hanging out with the wrong penises.

  24. Sussemilch says at 5:15 pm, February 9th, 2009

    And the further back you chart that data, the longer the penis gets. Inadvertently, Pollster has scientifically proven that Obama’s cock is so large it can travel through time. This has serious implications for the stability of the space-time continuum.

    Either that, or it is Michael Phelps’ bong, and he is smoking us towards bipartisanship.

  25. Hail Ants says at 5:16 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Denby’s “Snark” book is dismaying, pointless, wrong in every way and should never have been written. Still, I have to admit this post is “proudly idiotic.”

  26. Dramatist says at 5:17 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Jim Newell: Sorry for being such a dick.

    BLAM!!!

  27. Jim Newell: Sorry. Hey everybody! Jim can find penises in unusual places! Look at Jim’s remarkable penis! Isn’t that something?

  28. loquaciousmusic says at 5:23 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Hail Ants: They Might Be Giants are proudly idiotic too, but I don’t see Denby picking on them.

  29. nonbeliever7: Oh, good. I thought I was the only one.

  30. If anybody is inclined to “massage the data,” I seriously don’t want to know what emerges.

  31. Kev-O-Tron says at 7:02 pm, February 9th, 2009

    The penis post was here than it was gone and now it’s here again. Magic Penis? Can Magic Titty weigh in on the likelihood that’s Jim’s member has super-human abilities?

  32. Jewdishoowary Square says at 7:13 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Heh-heh. This post rules, Butt-head.

  33. wickedlittledoll says at 7:16 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Looks like Tina Fey’s ovaries in Baby Mama…

    http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/

  34. nosnikreplliw says at 7:22 pm, February 9th, 2009

    which is the bellend?

  35. This kind of looks like a penis.

    Yeah, kind of abstract, though, with the head off in infinity somehere. Kind of like no matter what we’re fucked but we don’t know to what extent yet.

  36. DustBowlBlues says at 7:28 pm, February 9th, 2009

    We’ve all seen that picture of Jim under the umbrella, so we know that he is a teenaged boy. Of course he sees “dirty” pictures everywhere. That’s what normal kids his age do.

    Sorry for all the rude comments, Jim. I think you’re doing a wonderful job and you’re a very special person. (That’s the kind of shit I’ve got to tell my millennial kid all the time. The one who just fucked up her credit rating royally.)

  37. CuntryFirst says at 8:32 pm, February 9th, 2009

    WadISay: Oh yeah, that’s a WIN.

  38. hobospacejungle says at 9:02 pm, February 9th, 2009

    You can serve us up a penis anytime, Jim. And I dare say the ladies and some gents will agree, so long as it has something to do with America’s Boyfriend™ Nate Silver.

  39. OffTheRecord says at 9:06 pm, February 9th, 2009

    That’s it. I am never stepping away from Wonkette for five or six hours again. Not only do I miss Barry’s press conference but I miss penis jokes. I greatly enjoy penis jokes. Because I am 12.

  40. Mustang: Yes, well, we’ve all found our penises in unusual places at times, haven’t we? Well, those of us with penises, at any rate. But my point is, you never know what those rascals will get up to next.

  41. Styrofoam Boots says at 11:57 pm, February 9th, 2009

    I didn’t get it at first. But, once I tilted my head and inserted it into my rectum then I got it. Funny observation, guys.

  42. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:25 am, February 10th, 2009

    YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE come HERE ALL the TIME. WHAT THE FUCK. You people make us Christians sick. I THINK THIS POST SHOULD BE REMOVED BEFORE ANY OTHER, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I’MMA GETTIN’ TEH HORNIES.

  43. Mine has more bumps

  44. rebellitor says at 1:19 am, February 10th, 2009

    Come on. That is totally the stimulus package, right? It so is…

  45. tehbenton says at 7:46 am, February 10th, 2009

    It looks like it could use a dose of Valtrex.

  46. Wellstone' says at 1:01 pm, February 11th, 2009

    4tehlulz, very observant. LOL

    Also a robot claw from “Childhood’s End”, our time is up.

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