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HERE IS THE PORNO-GAL SENATE CAMPAIGN STORY WE POSTED A WEEK AGO: What, did CNN run this today or something? Anyway, porno gal Stormy Daniels vs. David Diaperman Vitter, maybe. Exciting! [It Is Here]
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Did not know her work until Wonk wrote about her last week. Looked up her flimsy filmography.
She’s not getting my vote until she appears in the “Lex The Impaler” series. That’s final.
Yes, but how does she feel about Jane Austen?
I don’t think that Stormy Daniels is her real name!
If Stormy won, it would make C-Span much much more interesting.
CrunchyKnee: I’ll go one further: I’m pretty sure those aren’t her real boobs either.
While I normally am a big fan of unserious candidates for public office (Jello Biafra, Sister Boom-Boom, Mary Carey, Ron Paul) I think this has the potential to actually distract from legitimate alternatives to Diaper Boy. And, what if she wins?
CrunchyKnee:
You’re right. It’s a stage name. Her real name is Cherry Pie.
Holy cleavage Batman. I’d cram my ballot in a box with her name on it!
The time has come for the Silicon Party!
If i must have this song running through my head all day because of this story, so must we ALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Sua_QTDs0
I don’t know her real name because my work router blocks her Wikipedia page. Why couldn’t I work for the National Science Foundation? I could be swimming in porn right now.
Deepthroat: You, and America, would be much better off with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDKv8UZTMM
Her campaign manager, Jack Mehoff.
Let’s just say that Crist is really looking forward to this campaign. His wife…, not so much.
No apologies to the J. Geils Band
Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come often?
My home state, home state senator
Always pulled me to C-Span
She was built with water ballons
No top can take that strain
The memory of my Senator
Could so cause me groin pain
Years go by I’m lookin’ through
A porno website
And there’s my state’s senator
On the screen with chicks’n dicks
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Senator is a porno star
Senator is a porno star
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Senator is a porno star
Senator is a porno star
See folks, this is what Pamela Anderson would look like if she took care of herself. Also.
Ken Layne:
Or this:
Albert King & SRV: Stormy Monday
Everybody’s talkin’ bout Miss Stormy’s nethers, what’s a senator to do but work out whether it’s true?
Not familiar with her stand on fuel efficiancy standards, but she can suck a mean dick!
When I heard that there was a senator who enjoyed getting his poopy diapers changed with a powder and a fluff, I thought they were talking about Ted Kennedy.
I didn’t know anything about her until I ran a google image search with safesearch turned off. Now I know everything there is to know. Hubba.
I wanna see bukake!
Ken Layne: Truly, you have made me a better woman for it.
But politics is supposed to be show business for ugly people! Putting pretty people in there just ruins it for the puglies. Mind you, as someone in the sex industry, she’s already got plenty of experience with the basics of what senators do.
Ken Layne: and Serolf Divad: Darlins, thanks for that. I feel appropriately stimulated. And God bless those three for having been who they were — we won’t hear their likes again soon with ClearChannel is running the music biz. Stop me before I burst into a Frank O’Hara poem, it not being April and all.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Obviously I meant Vitter, Obviously Major Fail on my part.
So very NSFW: Stormy Waters (her previous nom du porn).
The upside of voting for her? Highly unlikely to have any sex scandals during her time in office.