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CHILDREN’S TREASURY OF OBAMA SCANDALS: You never know which of these chicken-shit Scandals of the Obamanation will become the thing old white morons cackle about for the next eight/twelve years, so might as well clip ‘n save this list of THE MOST SCANDALOUS 17 DAYS IN HISTORY. [Gawker]


2:47 PM on Fri February 6 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. Yes You Can Own A Piece of History says at 2:51 pm, February 6th, 2009

    Gawker has become really shitty these days. I used to love that site but after multiple stupid posts like this one, I’m close to giving up.

  2. I dare anyone to name something worse that has occured in humanity besides these past 17 days - except Tammy Faye Baker.

  3. “…toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion…” - CPS worker on a Simpsons episode, documenting the indications of bad parenting in the house.

  4. SayItWithWookies says at 2:55 pm, February 6th, 2009

    Rush: I once wore holey jeans when going out to dinner with my parents. They seemed to think that was pretty much the end of the world.

  5. freakishlystrong says at 2:59 pm, February 6th, 2009

    Just wait until he starts torturing and wire tappin…oh.

  6. Serolf Divad says at 2:59 pm, February 6th, 2009

    My prediction: before this is all over Obama will have Vince Foster’s mummified corpse disinterred and murdered all over again in Fort Marcy Park.

  7. Deepthroat says at 2:59 pm, February 6th, 2009

    they forgot that time Obama captured and consumed a live kitten while wearing nothing but a lobster bib and track pants in the Oval Office.

  8. My god, all these relatively normal people are maybe having sex with each other:

    Favreau & Campoverdi
    Barry & Michelle
    Eric Holder & Marc Rich
    Blago & Rahm
    Cass Sunstein & Samantha Power (who are going to have the smartest kids, ever)

    This is an outrage! Senators Vitter and Craig - it’s time to appoint a special prosecutor who will punish these naughty, naughty people with spankings while you watch.

  9. MARCdMan says at 3:03 pm, February 6th, 2009

    At least we’ll have something to giggle about around the freight yard where we’re cooking our shoes in a old paint can while waiting to hop a train.

  10. gurukalehuru says at 3:11 pm, February 6th, 2009

    They left out the one about Barry not wearing his suit jacket while in the Oval Office. I thought that one had tremendous humor potential.

  11. V572625694 says at 3:13 pm, February 6th, 2009

    jagorev: Campoverdi’s is the one I’d want to see first, and again, and again, in hi-def. Remember when we used to say “I’d hit that” about women in this blog? Maybe it just became tautological, like “Eyes examined while you wait.”

  12. Those are some weak-ass scandals. Obama needs to step up his game.

  13. Barry’d better stop this nonsense and get a move-on a-savin’ the world.

  14. The Incomparable Tiny Valdez says at 3:24 pm, February 6th, 2009

    It’s time to appoint the Special Prosecutor.

  15. still-smoking-gate. blackberry-gate.

  16. PumaRubberNecker says at 3:34 pm, February 6th, 2009

    Oh my god! The PUMAs were right! We’ll never hear the end of their triumphant crowing as this failed administration is swept into the dustbin of hisherstory!

    How were they so right so early?

    Stupid PUMAs!

  17. I think it should be mandatory that anyone President Obama’s BlackBerry contact list should have to use this ring tone.

  18. NoNewKidontheBlock says at 9:43 pm, February 6th, 2009

    This 17 days have been a shamed to the 70% of American that don’t support this crocking bill…
    As it is now, no one can explain how Barry’s plan is going to bring the economy on track….
    His sucking plan is not going to crate jobs … it’s just to increase the national debt and its deficit.
    If he really wants to shine again he needs to start to listen the public …. the citizens are not stupid.. well except the other 30% that keeps thinking that his plan is the best thing after bread…

  19. glamourdammerung says at 10:46 pm, February 6th, 2009

    NoNewKidontheBlock: What the fuck are you prattling on about?

  20. shortsshortsshorts says at 11:05 pm, February 6th, 2009

    NoNewKidontheBlock: 70% of Americans are also sick of sleeping with Mrs. NoNewKidontheBlock.

  21. Deepthroat says at 1:17 pm, February 7th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: The other 30% can’t get enough of teh buttsecks. Also.

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