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OUR NATIONAL RELIGION: “Worse yet, Palin lied to the GOP congressional leadership, claiming she needed to stay in Alaska for whatever reason, maybe to get high and watch the Super Bowl while eating Taco Bell and bidding for some Shrek Beanie Babies on eBay.” [AOL Political Machine]
EPIC LEDE!
Lying doesn’t seem to hurt Gov. Palin, which fascinates me…
I saw her smoking weed with Michael Phelps.
Also.
which means Palin is smart enough to avoid their taint.
hockeymom: A little pot would only help at this point.
rocketman528: She thrives on mooseburgers and the idiocy of her delusions. Total belief in ones own prevarications is requisite rightwing philosophy. WE all know she wants the big black one. Also.
“maybe”?
hockeymom: I also saw that, also. Also, he apologized. So also, apology from him. Also. And the Superboal? Also? It was the Stealers and the Cardinals. Who gives a shit? Also. Let’s bomb Iran, also.
OH NOOOS I MUS’ READ KEN’S ARTICLE NOW. BRBBBLBBW (what do those acronyms even mean? Also.
shortsshortsshorts: jeebus *Superbowl. HOW DO YOU USE MAC SPELLCHECK THING. The answer is Control+Click. I have learned this now.
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If the Reps had a chance, they would realize that Natalie Portman should be genetically combined with actor/author Chuck Norris and esteemed Jewish Astrologist Joe Liberman.
Gutsy move, Ken, to go with the Steelers/Steele thing. What if the Cardinals had won? You’d have had to hammer out something about Nazi-forgiving Cardinal Ratzinger in about 13 minutes
Dreamer: Well, now that Michael Steele is RNC chair, maybe they can finally accomplish Reagan’s dream of building a big-taint party.
I also think I saw her playing with The E Street Band during half-time.
Lying bitch.
jagorev: Oh, that was pretty much ready to go, too.
Bat shit fucking crazy! Ghandhi said, “I don’t reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It’s just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ.” I have co-existed with Governor Palin, and she is no Ghandhi. If she smears ghee on her personals, I still won’t eat her. Because that would not be so much like Christ, or something. It would be more like ten day old fish.
Is Ed McMahon the new Campbell Brown?
Not change I can believe in.
jagorev: GOP is hoping Steele will attack Obama for them and say all kind of racist things that they cannot say without being called racist.
jagorev: You mention Nazi, so I want to let you in on a little investment secret.
If the Cardinals had won, the economy would have sank.
shortsshortsshorts: Is this the old AFL vs. old NFL legend, where if a team from the original AFL wins, it’s a bad year for the market? Because, I hate to tell you, both the Steelers and the Cardinals were in the AFL.
shortsshortsshorts: So we’re fucked either way, you see.
Dreamer: Maybe Steele will call Obama a cunt and a trollop…
jagorev: You have a very negative perspective on a FAILED, FUCKED ECONOMY. I blame Ken Layne. Also.
Steele will take the entire secret Skull N’ Bones investment fund for one massive flyer, long Truck Nutz / short King Crabz. The spread will invert, lose billions, and p*** off the White Establishment. He will have set himself up for a little midnight re-edumacation, Alabama style. An emergency RNC ballot puts Trig in charge, paving the way for Caribou Barbie’s nomination. Also.
And if Steele does so, Obama will do to him what he did to McWalnuts…
Well, all I know is that Steele will be humbled when Marylanders build a giant brass Oreo monument that will last throughout the ages…
i realize bible spice is the our best top secret hate weapon but i gotta say, so so so so sick of this chickee. can’t she just go away?
now that gif, that gif is a thing of beauty.
Neon Trotsky: Chia Shoe. Dare they?
Heywood Floyd: Has democracy truly arrived in Iraq when they can enjoy the fruits of informercials? I think so. But just to be careful, personally I wouldn’t eat any produce coming out of that shoe…
I don’t wish to be alarmist, here, but I’m noticing a disturbing phenomenon at AOL Political Machine tonight. When I visited, I counted seven comments to Mr, Layne’s editorial, and they were uniformly well-written, funny and showing signs of possibly triple-digit intelligence levels. (Except for one by someone named “shortshorts” or somesuch.)
I’m not sure I can visit that forum again, unless I can be assured that the majority of the comments are written in all caps, misspelled to the point of thesis obfuscation, or containing long strings of 111111’s and !!!!!!!’s.
As a long term reader and faithful commenter at Wonkette, I ask that you all keep me posted as to when things turn back to normal. Until then, I remain
yr. ob’t. sv’t.
Caveman in abstencia
Palin/Steele 2012–Hockey Mom and Bulldog Boy (or is it a Boston Terrier?)
Also today Mitch “Chinless Wonder” McConnell sez the big stimulus won’t pass because there aren’t enough tax cuts, which is the medicine that this sick country needs.
chascates: Palin/Steele would be the best subliminal miscegenation ticket since Obama/Sibelius didn’t happen. Is Joe Sixpack into interracial cuckold porn?
Poor Capt. Sully. Inauguration tickets, Superbowl seats, but one honor out of reach forever. He will never get to deliver one of Sarah Palin’s babies at altitude.
hockeymom: Who was that bottle blonde playing next to Patty anyway?
hockeymom: For Phelps, it’s not a performance enhancing drug. For Sarah P, whose hometown was once world famous for Matanuska Thunderfuck, a little doobage couldn’t hurt, might help.
jagorev: “I hate to tell you, both the Steelers and the Cardinals were in the AFL.”
Much as I hate to quibble with a fellow Wonketteer, no they weren’t. The Cardinals were originally the Chicago Cardinals in the original NFL. They moved to St. Louis, then to Arizona. And according to dikipedia are “oldest continuously run professional American football club in the United States.”
So bad year for the market, then. Also.
Hamburger Sport Verein!!!
hobospacejungle: The Steelers were also never an AFL team. So the market is safe, yay! Our fat 401ks will get us all the hobo beans we can eat!
Hey Aquaman Phelps, 15,000 calories a day must taste m-m-m-m good after that bong. Maybe you can take some of your sponsorship proceeds and our Little Bro George in Kenya a care package.
All right, so then who the hell was the bitch that out bid me for that Shrek Beanie Baby Friday?
shortsshortsshorts: Why is everyone so down on the economy anyway. My apple stand is doing quite well at only 5 cents an apple. And I have a great secondary business selling bindles.
Lascauxcaveman: Don’t worry, it is AOL, it didn’t take long for people to realize that our glorious leader is really a deranged commie who molests collies.
Also, for ever, I thought it was shortyshortshorts. Also.
What the Hell was Phelps doing sparking up in SC, where they have shitty weed. No wonder he apologized. Get him out to BC or the Northwest, and he will really get his performance enhanced.
Mr Blifil: No snark, just info. That was Soozie Tyrell, who has played stringed instruments with practically every band on the Jersey Shore at one time or another. Her violin provided the haunting sounds that gave The Rising it’s rather different sound and a more down-home fiddle was a feature of Springsteen’s recent foray into classic folk music. Bruce also had all the horn players from the Max W. 7 and several from the Asbury Jukes onboard also. NBC must have given him a pretty big budget for that show ’cause he spread the wealth around.
Sarah Palin was at the Alfalfa Dinner and next week Michael Steele hosts the Buckwheat Dinner for Black Republicans. Both of them.
Oh, whatever.
The GOP, Palin and Football = swingin on my …. Trucknutz.
Can’t Barry’s national guard keep Palin in her own fricking airspace?
jagorev: hobospacejungle: The Steelers were in the NFL, then went to the new AFC conference after the 1970 merger.
Also, WTF is the deal with people calling Obama “the Big ZERO”? Isn’t that a PUMA term? Can’t they think of anything less childish or idiotic (”hahaha that Obama is so popular and now is president–wut a loser. BIG ZERO!!1!1″)…
Lionel Hutz Esq. Haha yes. The bindle market is through the roof I hear, also.
Neon Trotsky: They got nothin’ and they know it.
I think that’s Blago in there. Why?