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Here’s a comical highlight reel of new White House press secretary Robert Gibbs’ first briefing, compiled by Fishbowl DC. The White House press corps, perhaps the most frustrated group of reporters, anywhere, only get a “virgin” every few years, so they were hoping to extract as much off-the-cuff, out-of-context quote action as possible before Gibbs realized how much they all sucked and that he should ignore them entirely, forever. This only led to an onslaught of white noise, however, and we do not know why anyone would ever accept the position of White House press secretary. Speaking of which, what’s Dana up to these days? [Fishbowl DC]
It’s like he’s bidding on a showcase on The Price is Right. Just say $1000 and be done with it, Gibbs!
I guess we’re back to opening with Helen Thomas?
It’s like listening to turkeys.
Packed the room without using White House interns!
thats change anyway.
This reminds me of Gabby Johnson in Blazing Saddles.
RABBLE RABBLE!
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/sounds/gibbersh.wav
It’s like the first day of class! It’s time to determine the alpha males (sexist!) in WH press corp for the O admin.
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Gregory_of_Nazianzus: Better than the Bush press room, as seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSSUcj9zlH8&eurl=http://chunklightpolitics.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded
Bein’ pretty.
InsidiousTuna: Crap. Ignore my shitty blog in the title.
Speaking of which, what’s Dana up to these days?
She is playing Mall Madness and Pretty Pretty Princess with me.
I miss the Bubbled-Headed Bleach Blonde already . . . .
InsidiousTuna: Which in turn still beats the Bush FEMA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs&feature=related
La-la-la, can’t HEAR you. Looks like somebody needs a ‘Hot cup of STFU’ sign-on-stick.
That wasn’t a press conference. Robert was picking out puppies for the Obama girls.
You call this a smokin’ little blonde ice-goddess? Oh, that was last week.
Fools. If they wanted guaranteed attention they would have called him by his fraternity name: BIG $ALE ON TRUCKNUTZ!
InsidiousTuna: You stole my comment, damn you!
PS - “Robert”
Robble, robble!
It was a Hamburglar convention.
What a huge, stinking load of crap this is.
Get off your asses and go out and report some real news!
Gibbs: Be a whole lot tougher with these guys, and make them work for a living.
I’d be willing to wager that the Obama press secretaries won’t burn out on the job as much as the Bush ones did because they wont have to lie incessantly and constantly invent new doublespeak
By the way, in the earlier post: That was directed at the White House reporters, not anyone here! We meant to say: White House reporters: Stop lobbing softball, goofy, stupid questions to a new press secretary who’s been on the job, oh, three days into a new presidency, and go out and talk to new appointees and new offcials and report back to the public some real news! These White House press conferences are so lame and dumb, it makes the White House reporters and the press secretary look just pathetic! Ugh.
He looks way too nice to be married to Dracula Cunt.
Oh, wait. He’s not? Whoops. I should totally do some research every so often.
Also, I don’t mean to be a “Grammar Obama-nazi,” but you all can TOTES make the plural of “Gibbs” by adding an apostrophe-s. Because, you know, “Gibbs” is one syllable and all. So “Gibbs’s” is absolutely acceptable. Or “Gibbzzz.” Also.
Fuck that job.
AxmxZ: Can we feed them headfirst into the shredder?
My sincere hope is that Dana is currently at a detox spa, sloughing away the evil and rediscovering the hot.
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Robert: Steve?
As Bush ended up with the undeniably hot Dana P as his mouth(ass)piece, how appropriate that the coolest prez in history has a dorky chub as his mouth(ass)piece. I love him!
At least he’s not using “Bob” - because then the room would sound like a flight attendant during deplaning.
Yo, Bob! Where the fuck is my salvia, dude? It’s been weeks, man! Bobert!
Fuck this, I’m buying off Ari.
The entire press corps has been replaced by Schnitzel(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZZvLCycgOs
oh, just…like, WOW. It’s like…
“Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich! Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich.”
Being Robert Gibbs. Opening this Spring.
Sad fucking thing is these doucheturds will soon turn on Hopey and ask Robert questions they wouldn’t have dreamed of asking Bush’s asspiece in a thousand years. Like “why are you doing this?” And “could you explain this policy, please?”
Fucking hypocrites. Feed ‘em all to the wolves. Or lions. Whatever, so long as they are starving.
Did Fox send the same nameless black guy?
If Hopey starts acting like Bush or Cheney I hope to christ SOMEONE from the fucking press corps will ask some hard questions.( It would be better if Hopey NEVER acted like either of those bastards, but…if he does questions should be asked!)