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- SENATE CONFIRMS HILLARY CLINTON: The Senate has confirmed Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State in a 94-2 vote, with only Jim “Every Sentence Must Have ‘God’ In It” DeMint and David “Fucking” Vitter voting against. John Cornyn put down his hearty opposition to the immediate confirmation today after WALNUTS! himself, John McCain, told him to do so. Aww. Anyway, if you’d like some of that Kazakh energy contract cash, Bill Clinton’s taking calls! [The Hill]
What’s up Vitter’s butt?
Newsflash: PUMAs still angry, still binge-eating.
sweet! did everyone join in a chorus of kumbaya and mix into thriller like it happened in my dream about the end of days? wonkette…please go mobile! my phone and i would thank you.
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/poweringup/archive/2009/01/20/holding-out-in-hillaryland.aspx
Ugh.
So we can tell Al Qaeda it’s OK to attack either Louisiana or the men’s room at the Capitol, third stall down?
Monsieur Grumpe: Nothing. That’s why he so damn cranky.
I’ll just get this out of the way so we can move on to funnier and more original posts:
“Pantsuit”
Monsieur Grumpe: Pampers or Luvs. Pick one!
I think he is trying to piss Hillary off so she will “discipline” him later on.
It’s Vitters the Whoremongering Pretend-Senator!
SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!1!11
Sigh. I stopped being a McCain fan years ago, but I can’t help but to have some grudging respect.
He’s not as crazy as the last guy and until the memory fades that actually means something.
Also, not black.
Okay, she’s smart, capable and has connections — but can she play the piano?
Vitter probably feels he has GOP leadership cachet, since he only got caught putting it to a female-type girl, and in a semen-drenched whorehouse rather than a semen-drenched airport restroom. And you gotta admit, in the ever-expanding GOP fraternity of sleaze, he’s top o’ the heap.
BTW: I think Hillary’s pantsuits are hilarious. Maybe not so funny when they’re on the hanger, though.
Vitter is a prick who craps on prostitutes until they get caught and kill themselves. Also, he voted against Clinton, also. Is there any better reason for this man not to be waterboarded in his own feces?
hrhkingfriday: Great, between that douchebag and the image of Vitter in diapers, I’m not going to be able to eat for a month.
“Senators, though busy sucking each others’ cocks, finally get around to approving Clinton.”
Senators Shitter and Creme DeMint must be playing this for the folks back home. ‘Cept they all is too busy bustin’ up some chiffarobes out in the backyard yonder to pay attention right now. Shitter is nervous about how the whore mongerin’ is gonna play with the folks back home and Creme has reason to be nervous since he was elected by a single digit margin when he ran in 2004 against a woman with the last name Tennenbaum. Let’s face it, if an 8% point margin is the best you can do against a Jewess in SOUTH CAROLINA, then you have problems.
Oh, and isn’t it nice that the All Obama All The Time news coverage has made it so that no one gives a fucking crap what Sarah Palin is saying or doing anymore?
Monsieur Grumpe:
Depends… on the day of the week.
Monsieur Grumpe: You mean . . . what’s up Vitter’s shitter?
Fivetree: That makes Bible Spice even more dangerous. Did you know she ordered an execution for Alaska’s Muslin? The legislature overruled her, though, because he has the only falafel stand in the state.
Does this mean that Hillary Clinton can finally resign from the Senate? Resign already! She already screwed NY by letting Blago’s pick get seniority of Paterson’s pick. Finally. Resign. Hillary. Just Resign already.
I guess I’m O.K. with this Hillary confirmation as long as some smartass doesn’t go and associate the word “honeymoon” with it.
Oops.
Vitter again? Jesus I hate him.
bitchincamaro: Two words. Honey. Moon.
(yes, as a matter of fact, I did HAVE to…)
Who is this Hillary Clinton everyone keeps talking about?
Why would this person, who everyone hates, be a good diplomat, exactly?
Are millions of people missing something?
Ted Nugent should be the Secretary of State! or Defense!
Vitter ‘the Shitter’ is just jealous that the Obamas don’t invite him to their fisting sessions…
The Plantation Caucus doesn’t like the female senator from New Yawk? Why, ah declare!
graceless: *washing out mouth with scotch*, just because.
& welcome home.
Louisiana, as we all know and love, has a very….elastic sense of morality. The way to get rid of Vitter is to sneak in the Senate press gallery and then throw him some beads when he gets up to speak. My guess is, he’ll yank up his shirt and flash the cameras out of pure reflex. Of course, Bobbie Byrd will keel over again, and Larry Craig might break his nose diving for Vitter’s zipper, but I think it’s worth a try….
bitchincamaro: Thanks, glad to be back. BTW, cheers.
God bless Hillary in her new position of serving at President Obama’s pleasure!
Oh “Diaper” David “the Shitter” Vitter. Louisana’s first Republican Senator since they appointed one during Reconstruction. You would think he couldn’t possibly embarass us. After all we have one of the lowest literacy rates in the country. We jockey with Mississippi for 49 and 50th place in education. There was that bullshit in Jena. Our roads are in shambles, our levees are a joke, our politics are famously corrupt. Our ex-governor is in federal prison. A hurricane exposed how desperately fucked up we really are. And yet somehow this whore-mongering ass clown continues to humiliate us.