Wonkette
- HUMORLESS LIBTARDS ON PARADE: Oh, these comments are fantastic: “We do not need people like this woman using her platform to spew hate speech against our President. Have some class and respect lady and stop acting like you are rich, because there is no way you got rich writing these crappy articles. All you are doing is recycling Anne Coulter’s rhetoric but you are less interesting and far less intelligent.” [NBC New York]
Best one!:
“Your an idiot!”
…less intelligent than Anne Coulter? When did they start giving single celled organisms book deals?!
…and I thought Bushtards were stoopid. We hadn’t seen nothin’ yet.
At least they didn’t accuse Sara of having cankles
No Tolorance Today: “Sara K. Smith go crawl under a rock with Satan, that’s who you remind me of.”
Playing the Satan card… Bravo, No Tolorance.
Yes, Weak Ann.
It’s so hilarious how snarky satire got confused with actual repub rhetoric. It’s funny because they really do sound like that and have no idea how stupid they sound.
Cue the Simpson “HA HA”.
So Sara, are you sleeping with Mark Morford?
STOP ACTING RICH, HOBO SARA!! (Hobo:United Obama Socialist Republics::Comrade:Soviet Union)
I’m not sure if it’s satire or for real. If it’s for real, the author should take her single digit I.Q. elsewhere.
What iz satire?
Today, we are all sleeping with Mark Morford.
medici: Er . . . yeah, it’s real. You are right about that DUMB author. DUMB DUMB DUMB. She sucks, and she sleeps with her yoga teacher (?) or something.
Holy shit, there are some thick-headed, snarkless morons that troll that page. Where is shorts when you really need him?
She’s being satirical,yes, but there’s a bit of truth in all things satire!
I love this comment. Pure genius.
DarkSynergy: Satire is vat is on sawheel. Not sa steerinkwheel, mind you, but sawheel on sa axle. Satire must be pumped op. With sa airs.
But as one commenter noted: there’s a grain of truth in all satire. And the grain of truth in SKS’s satirical piece is that Obama is going to cause America to collapse and the sad remains of a once great nation to be apportioned, in equal amounts of territory and house-servants (i.e. ex-U.S. Citizens), between Canada and Mexico. Only Alaska will survive as an independent nation, under the wise counsel of Noble Queen Sarah Palin and her Army of Divine Paladins. If you’re lucky enough to escape the collapse of America you will most likely take refuge there, among the other last free peoples on Earth.
All satire must be accompanied by a smiley face emoticon. Jonathan Swift learned that lesson the hard way.
Less intelligent than Ann Coulter? But SKS went to Harvard!
“Is she sleeping with Mark Morford??? Only her yoga teacher knows for sure.”
Well are you? And why did you tell Liz but not us. I am vexed at being left in the dark on this very important bit of news.
We are a nation of lib-slobs now. Anyone want to buy some fair trade meth and organic Pabst?
Barbara “YOUR stupid” claiming her comment was also satire in 3 … 2 …
Clearly, some of us libtards think parody is a bra size. Also.
wow Today at 8:30 AM “so many delusional people thinking obama will help us…what good is he going to do…the only people that will like him are losers who do not work and want to get paid to smoke crack all day…”
Yeah, so what’s your point?
This is what happens when you unleash Wonkette into the unsuspecting mass of tards. We’re all used to it here, but when you hit a snark virgin with even tempered snark, they freak.
The article was very well written, though.
OH NOES!
This Sara K. Smith is one sick little puppy! She reminds me of my idiot cousin who warned me that President Obama is a socialist. Meanwhile, my cousin - father of 3 teenage kids - hasn’t held a steady job in at least five years. Guess that’s because he supported the wrong party in the last three elections! Shame on you, Sara - you’re a disrespectful, fearmonger! You should get a real job and stop pretending you’re a journalist!
The comments are just as bad as the AOL stuff, yet Mr. Layne is able to attract the hardcore “I THINK IN ALL CAPS” types somehow.
But the day is young.
Serolf Divad:
I, for one, will not be happy about US American illegals taking jobs away from good Canada City folks, using our single payer healthcare, driving on our roads or drinking our clean water.
Does FDIC cover money in the banks in the Caymans? Ooooh, I don’t think sooooo.
Sara, as a Philadelphian, I apologize for this dumbass:
Who do you think you are to say something so negative on the most important day in the history of this country? After 200 years of slaver and Bush’s wars, today is the greatest, because we have the first president who knows how to fix America. Actually, it is a shame that PRESIDENT Obama is closing Guantanamo because you should go there with the rest of the criminals.Who do you think you are to say something so negative on the most important day in the history of this country? After 200 years of slaver and Bush’s wars, today is the greatest, because we have the first president who knows how to fix America. Actually, it is a shame that PRESIDENT Obama is closing Guantanamo because you should go there with the rest of the criminals.
Hey Sarah!
Your millions must be in the vault next to mine!
A piece of investment advice: stash some away on Bermuda. It’s less prone to a hurricane strike and the flight is much shorter to grab your money in the event the SEC decides to clamp down on “those” activities…
Also, please tell us more about these “millions” you have stashed away. I am intrigued in a non-platonic way.
Schadenfried: Yeah, that’s the dumbass who spells his name Thom. How precious, unless his last name is McAn.
um, yea in fairness to said libtards, this article reads exactly like something at Redstate. and the people who hate Obama sound like this all the time. satire is easily confused when one party has already descended into a circlejerk of self-parody.
“Obama is going to try to redistribute the wealth and strengthen Unions. Oh, well. We asked for it … ”
Uh-Yeah, you stupid shit. That’s why I voted for him. NPR had interviews about the election–
Time fucking out. The church service is on the teevee. One, the preacher lady at my church is only about a thousand times better than that woman on the teevee and, for once, I thought I might make through a Big Event without hearing fucking Amazing Grace. If you attended church as often as I do, you would be tired of it, too. and Every fucking libtard who wants to be sensitive parades it out because, you know, they’ve never been to church and discovered it isn’t the only hymn we sing. Though this dude is good. At church, I sometimes sing the Cherokee and Kiowa words listed, but the Navajo kicks my butter.
–about teh election and a numbnutz on Coal Co. OK said he didn’t have the time to watch the magical Hopey event because he’s just going to “take all my money.” Right,
Finally, Jim Wallis. They got something right.
Anyone who tries to get satiric on an NBC site can fully expect to be buried under a moist, steaming, reeking mountain of stupid. Expect a Capitol steps prayer vigil to rescind your invitation to Suxorz.
Schadenfried: met some Philly transit cops yesterday here working on the Metro system- way better than Metro police- cause like me, they were from Philly.
The Real JR Revisted:
Isn’t Sara going to work for the Moonie paper?
groove: See, that’s why I don’t understand how the blogosphere can really influence anything except bear baiting. Wonkette looks right, feels right, and drinks right… inside Wonkette.com. But you take the fun we have here and move it outside these confines, it’s almost like pulling into the driveway of the new house you bought…
…only to notice, today, that your neighbor is flying a Jolly Roger, with a dick drawn on it.
They just won’t understand.
WagTehGod: How did the wonkette editors get so rich. Clearly, we should cut their pay.
It’s like a joke. Only different.
DustBowlBlues: The church remark you made reminded me about the strange sensation I had while watching the Inauguration. I mean, we, here, in the Old Continent, are way less religious in our official ceremonies even though we have all the church-state-separation far from done. But of course that is, I think, the difference between the European Caesaropapism and the American Theocracy.
hahaha sara, why did u ever agree to write for nbc new york? christ i can barely watch that channel. here’s bob’s comment for your party article
bob Tuesday, Jan 20 at 7:30 AM
yeah sara, try reporting real news, this stuff should be on your myspace page instead, you child.
MYSPACE?!?!? REALLY? PPL STILL USE MYSPACE?! HEY BOB, WANNA BE MY FRIENDSTER FRIEND? OR HOW BOUT WE GO SEARCH INFO ON ALTA VISTA?
You guys just don’t get it, do you? The commenters are IN on the joke. This is an elaborate, ritualized, and grand mockery of America’s political discourse and the state of our crumbling educational system. For example, “Thom in Philadelphia” hilariously writes:
Who do you think you are to say something so negative on the most important day in the history of this country? After 200 years of slaver and Bush’s wars, today is the greatest, because we have the first president who knows how to fix America. Actually, it is a shame that PRESIDENT Obama is closing Guantanamo because you should go there with the rest of the criminals.
Pure comedy gold! Kudos to you “Thom.”
ALIVE!: In the same vein:
“Yes i agree with wow and i will not pay taxes for people who sit around and smoke meth all day and live in trailor parks and dont want to get a real job like housekeeping because they think thats what black peeple are supposed to do and join the KKK while people who work all day pay for their wic benefits and have 18 kids because god told them to so they can have more white people than black people and porto ricon people and chinese people.”
I’m having a very hard time discerning the difference between satire and honesty in the comments…
This was my fave: Sara, did you know you are “nothing more than a literary slattern with a taste for teh buttsecks”? Which one of yins wrote that? AngryBlakGuy? Wookies?
Anita Cocktail: Whoa… “yins”? Yins from Picksburgh n’at?
(I din’t write dat.)
Anita Cocktail: Guilty.
President Beeblebrox: I’m having a very hard time discerning the difference between satire and honesty in the comments…
Ok, my snark doesn’t generate that much buzz, are folk still hung over on Wonkette?
I’m not sure which is sadder: the people on the left who are up in arms, or the people on the right who are nodding wisely along and agreeing. Either way, I blame our nation’s English teachers for this.
Today I’m bathing in Shadenfreedom.
ella: Hartman?????
off-white working class: This is a good point! Sarah, why not just write for the NY Post? At least the overreaction will be funnier!
Who’s commenting on HuffPost with all these tards on the local NBC site?
Sara’s post has become a Wonkette fuck-party.
This is why we exist in the world.
Anita Cocktail: Sara might have been called a slattern, but at least she wasn’t called a slut.
LOL: “Reading these comments makes me wonder how many hundreds of millions of dollars are wasted each year on private college English Lit degrees for C students.”
-$A LOT$-
I’m just so happy that NBC has no IQ prerequisite to post comments. I don’t know who’s funnier; the people who took Sara seriously and hate her, or the people who took her seriously and love what she had to say.
Now you know how Hilltards spend their time these days.
Sara K. Smith go crawl under a rock with Satan, that’s who you remind me of. People like you are simply pathetic human beings. You talk like a utter fool. Get a life of your own and stop being so disrespectful to President Obama you idiot.
p.s., Will you go out with me?
They so don’t get you, Sara. Well, at least there’s still Wonkette.
Larry McAwful: ackshully I was born upstate, as in bitter/gun territory. the northeast, haina?
Did y’all see the shitstorm that erupted when SKS poo-pooed Barry’s choice of dogs? Apparently there is a large number of easily offended Portugese Water Dog owners out there, and they all read the NBC blogs.
Having said that, they need to use more CAPS and !!!! before I’ll take them seriously. Until then, they are small-timers unworthy of respect or attention.
“Sarcasm is a cover for nothing to say.”
Gee, I always thought sarcasm was in response to people who say things which mean nothing.
off-white working class: Hey now, Altavista is still a perfectly fine search engine. Sure, no one knows about it, but that don’t make it not good!
I’m just wondering if it is not yet time to rename Wonkette ‘the “blog-type” website.’
Though if simple minds can’t grasp it… I think it’s irresponsible to use it.
If Barry could find a way to make the market tank MORE than it already has,
he should get the Nobel Prize for the Economics.
Sara, can you get this cross-posted on AOL political machine? I think we could reach a few who think you’re a genius there (but not in the way WE see you as genius).
“Sara’s professionalism is terrible for a journalism.”
How are these people able to operate a computer?
Serolf Divad: Wait… The sad remains of our once great nation are going to be ABORTIONED?! OMG!11!!!!
Quick, Sara — tell them to sell their babies as food!