Wonkette
- ‘NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE’: And that’s how a few million people say farewell to the helicopter taking Bush Junior back to prison, by singing this cheap song often heard at sporting stadiums, for Losers. Such cheering! Peggy Noonan, on MSNBC, jabbers about Reagan, as usual, and again notes the dignity and classiness of the black man, the president.
HAHA, NOONERS HAS ‘PRESIDENT ENVY’!
Buh bye SOB.
I’m already missing my hate. My precious, precious hate.
Later whitey. President is the new black.
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! So Long W! It was fun hating you!
My farewell had considerably more profanity.
i suppose it was too cold to throw shoes….
I’m hoping for a double shoe strike.
This is the first inaugration I paid any attention to so when is the prade?
Dear PUMAs: Please kindly choke on a bag of black cocks. Sincerely yours, America.
Now Bush must face the battle with his ancient enemy — the pretzel — without the White House staff to protect him.
See ya in the Hague, bitches!
“The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end… “
Little does Bush know, but his plane will be diverted to The Hague. Enjoy your war crimes trial!
4tehlulz: Big, black, veiny, throbbing, economy-stimulating cocks, to be specific.
Well, it’s corny, but it beats the official 2000 and 2004 inauguration anthem, the Horst Wessel Song.
Advocatus_Diaboli: From your lips to God’s ears.
BBC has been toying with the possibility of interviewing every single black person in America.
But now it’s gone over to Fredricksburg, VA., to talk to weeping Bitters who are burdened with a black Hussein in the White House. Weep, Bitters, weep! Your tears make my heart leap for joy.
…I figured we would have to flush twice to get rid of this turd!
wheelie: They just read a congratulation from an Australian aboriginal.
CaliforniaMike:
Cindy Shaheen is waiting for him with an economy-sized bag of Rold Gold rods.
Booing rigs out as Bush disembarks the helo!
At least they didn’t go with Hit the Road Jack.
Who will I hate now?!?
As I already said over on The Facebook, the only possible improvement would have been everyone (even Chewbacca) getting medals from Princess Leia after Obama’s speech.
Well, that and the Bush to the Hague idea, instead of to his moron gated community in Dallas, but that sounds like a much worse punishment to me than anything the ICC could dish out.
do they have a shoe that can take down a chopper ? anybody know of any kinda nucular shoe ?
Never ever forget what that criminal brain damaged fuck did to this country.
Hopefully, we’ll have a full accounting from the Truth and Reconciliation Commission.
Of course, the law-breaking, constitution-eschewing asshole will ignore subpoenas, and invoke executive privilege.
But that’s a no go: Hitler Junior was no executive and it was far from a privelege having him rape and pillage for eight years.
Can i say this, for the last time: Bush …. fuck you.
Was Cheney channeling Dr. Strangelove or what?
I hope they push him out of the helicopter before he gets to Andrews. Bush should learn at least one lesson from Vietnam.
…frankly I think “W” is lucky it wasn’t snowing, otherwise it would have been a gauntlet of yellow snow balls raining down upon him like a biblical pestilence! Or at least that is the way it goes in my fantasies.
has scalia always been that fat or is the court just cutting into his work-out regimen?
sheesh.
KTHXBAI!
timeoutofmind:
My Montrail Moraine hikers are big heavy fuckers. Not much range, but you just gotta hit the tail rotor.
timeoutofmind: We’re handing Bush over to The Covies?
HELLZYEAH!
Can I haz Halle Berry be ambassador to my pants?
Watching Barack and Michelle greet people at the luncheon, it just hit me how young and pretty our new Pres and his wife are.
And then everyone on the Mall mooned him, simultaneously, as the helicoptor curled around the Capitol building and crashed in the Potomac. The end.
TroutSavant: I was thinking more Davros from Doctor Who.
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Mr. Bush. OTOH, a smack in the ass is the very least that you deserve.
The Semisonics, sort of of
Closing time - time for you to get out, get the fuck out of here.
Closing time - turn the lights up over every Bushie and every Nut.
Closing time - one last call for Failure, so finish your Torture or war.
Closing time - you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.
I know where I want to send him to.
I know where I want to send him to.
I know where I want to send him to.
Take him away…
Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time - this room won’t be open ’til your lawyers or your guards
come.
So gather up your dockets, and move it to the jailcells - I hope you have found
a “friend.”
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other clusterfuck’s end.
Yeah, I know where I want to send him to.
I know where I want to send him to.
I know where I want to send him to.
Take him away…
Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from…
I know where I want to send him to.
I know where I want to send him to.
I know where I want to send him to.
Take him away…
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other Clusterfuck’s end…
Is it me, or did Peggy seem a little, uh, wasted?
ManchuCandidate:
“So gather up your dockets, EMPTY OUT YOUR POCKETS - I hope you have found
a “friend.”
I dedicate this song, with my heart and soul, to Dubya.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytgWkI_hJzY
NSFW
AxmxZ: Speaking of lunch, why the hell aren’t you liveblogging the inaugural lunch, Ken? What the hell are we paying you for?
WOLF: “And here comes the salad course, Anderson.”
AC: “It’s a patriotic salad course, Wolf, with sliced plum tomatoes and radish florettes providing the red and white coloration, and let’s see.. what is that? Some kind of blue cabbage? Special blue lettuce?”
WOLF: “I have confirmation that is blue cabbage, Anderson. From an organic co-op farm on the outskirts of Biloxi, Mississippi.”
AC: “Biloxi?”
WOLF: “That’s right…”
WOLF: “And blue tortilla chips on the side, clearly reaching out to the ah… symbolizing the ah, increasing importance of America’s growing Hispanic population.”
AxmxZ: And I doubt he’ll give people nicknames or make fun of people who have PhDs by saying ‘but look who’s President’.
It’s the best thing we do as a country. No matter party or stripe, when it’s over, it’s over. You don’t even get to stay for lunch. Here’s your ride, the new guy walks you through the Capitol and out the door. The chopper blades whir and it’s off. It’s the best and it’s especially the best when some stink bomb like W has to leave that way.
One of the other reasons I love CSPAN is the random camera they use. It’s like The Office. They notice that Cindy McCain is sitting next to Rahm Emanuel for lunch and make sure we notice too (what a surreal scene…she looks as drugged as she did at the Convention).
smellyal8r:
At least we didn’t hear the scream of Hilsbot (remember her?) when Barry correctly said the oath.
Czn939:
Definitely an improvement.
FOUND ASHTON!
http://www.myspace.com/presidentialpledge
After commercial, Olbermann will eloquently describe the post-luncheon Presidential pooping ceremony.
“Truman refused the Presidential wipers, twas indeed a breach in Inaugural etiquette.”
Why hasn’t any one mocked the pathetic old man in the wheelchair yet? Watching Angler get wheeled out like the load of fucking rubbish he is was a highlight of the morning, more so than that weird ass poem that sounded like someone describing a Bob the Builder episode to their kid.
Personally, I think Cheney chose that mode of transport (as opposed to his customary palanquin) because he wanted some respect, Guy Caballero-wise.
Also….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_ggZBwre4c&feature=related
i’ve never felt so happy and gay in my entire life! well, there was that one time at the blue oyster, oh and last year at pride in san fran, oh and last night…….
Dreamer: Is that shit on teevee?
Today’s lunch? Victory fries and sweet, sweet nectar.
Wow. America has finally rid itself of Bush and the PT Cruiser. Two blights on the landscape — gone.
You wait for something for so long, that when it finally happens, you have no idea what to do with yourself.
regisgoat: Last night, I mentioned that Cheney should be wheeled in and out like Dr. Lecter with the mask and the whole bit, but I loved the threads on Wonkette today about Mr. Potter and Voldermort in a wheelchair. Classic stuff.
When does Michelle molt out of that dress into her inaugural gown?
I’m not so much loving Dr. Biden’s choice of outfits today. Those knee-high boots seem a little, uh, Delaware to me…
Yo Yo Ma should still be playing for lunch…”read your contract…it says two events”
smellyal8r: No, that’s Scranton East Siiiide.
And I call horseshit Dr. Evil’s wheelchair. It’s as fake as Bush’s prop Crawford “ranch”
Lascauxcaveman: It pains me that I can’t tell if you just made that up or not.
And don’t let me catch you running around Quahog… I mean Kennebunkport… whatever, you suck.
smellyal8r: Indeed, they need to be over the knee, minimum.
Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool: She’s gotta be hopin’ that she rarely shares the stage with the boss’s wife…
Whatever the Nooner smokes, I want some. Clearly she has been oblivious these past 16 years.
JohnnyMeatworth: Whilst brushing my teeth this morning, I overheard Matt Lauer state that someone in DC had a GWB cardboard cutout, and people were indeed throwing shoes at it.
How many were singing? A bunch, you say? My husband and I were fantasizing that when they walked off the podium, about Bush and Cheney would be met at the end of the walkway by Wexler, serving them both with a subpoena.
smellyal8r: I wish Cheney opted for a Rascal(tm) instead of a wheelchair!
Cheney looked so sad and constipated. I wonder if they gave him the ’special’ wheelchair… the one with tha bootieplug (with ridgez)?
I had to listen to the inaugural on NPR, stuck in traffic. I almost shed a tear hearing the proper pronunciation of ‘nuclear.’
THAT’S ‘NOO-CLEE-AR’YOU HALF-WITTED MONKEY!!! ‘NUCLEAR!!!!’
ManchuCandidate: Well played! On the other hand, I like that song and would rather not associate it with Chimpy…
OMFG, Pat Buchanan has tingley balls for Barry.
NewSpence: I’m missing *my* hate, too. I logged on to Rush Limbaugh’s site awhile ago, real quick, just to feel a quick fix of Hate Juice in my veins.
Rush’s lead story is “I Hope Obama Fails”.
That Rush.
Ever the patriot.
Why can’t *I* get a lucrative job like his, just being a fulltime asshole? Hmmm?
user-of-owls: Win. Horst Wessel song … heh heh heh …
NotthatLC: Paraphrasing KITH: “Peggy … drinks ….”
Weiolanthe: We can start hating those who refuse to prosecute. That’d be fun.
“Weiolanthe.” See, already a new spirit of togetherness. Hopey did that.
iolanthe: Because America only needs one bloated, drugged-out full-time asshole and Limby has that job for life.
You can be part-time, but there are no benefits.
I love the troop in the old timey, Continental Army Uniform.
Is it just me, or are you sort of tired of testimonials about what this means to the black people?
New constitutional amedment: If you can’t pronounce nuclear, you are not allowed access to the nuclear codes.
Does someone have Youtube of the singing? Anyone? I hope he could hear it from the helicopter.
Bush….Fuck You. Had to say it once again. Good fucking bye.
SC_Liberalette: Mission Accomplished