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  • METRO COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY 9:25 A.M.: Yeah so all that planning the city did to make sure public transportation operates smoothly on Inauguration Day? Utter failure. One 68-year-old gal falls on the train tracks and next thing you know, officials have to shut down Metro Center and Gallery Place/Chinatown, the two most important Metro stops, basically. [WP]


11:11 AM on Tue January 20 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. SayItWithWookies says at 11:15 am, January 20th, 2009

    Cowcatchers would’ve solved that problem.

  2. In NYC, we throw 68-year-old gals on the tracks just to give the janitors something to do on a quiet day.

  3. Aw, any pickchers?

  4. AngryBlakGuy says at 11:20 am, January 20th, 2009

    …has anyone seen Jill Biden?

  5. OffTheRecord says at 11:22 am, January 20th, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy: After she got in that car with Lynne Cheney I have been somewhat concerned.

  6. Two stops?!? Geez, how big was that woman?

  7. All aboard the fail train!

  8. SkimLatteModerate says at 12:32 pm, January 20th, 2009

    *Grabs a bowl of popcorn and preps for the post-mall exodus nightmare*

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