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WAX DEMONS

Hail Satan of Safeway!NO-SHOWS: After we saw the Wax Demon of Barack Obama at the ghetto Safeway, we figured he’d show up anywhere! Alas, Madame Tussauds’ homunculus of our new president kindly RSVP’s that he’s already booked tonight and won’t be at Wonkette’s Inaugural Ball. So if you want a picture with the Wax Demon Obama, you must get the “presidential package” at the D.C. Museum of Wax, for $50, which also includes a horrifying “Inaugural Wax Hand.” [Madame Tussauds DC]


1:17 PM on Fri January 16 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. HMS Nerd says at 1:25 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Wax hand for the Bible, real muslin hand for the Koran.

  2. Theodorick Of York says at 1:26 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Will the Inaugural Wax Hand have a firm grip on the presidential package?

  3. freakishlystrong says at 1:27 pm, January 16th, 2009

    HehHeh, Ken said “Presidential Package”..heh…

  4. you cannot be serious says at 1:29 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Why is Joe Biden’s package $3 more than Harry Reid’s?

  5. I could wax rhapsodic at this point, but that would be redundant.

  6. IslandGirlFL says at 1:30 pm, January 16th, 2009

    wax on, wax off?

  7. magic titty says at 1:31 pm, January 16th, 2009

    HMS Nerd: Win!

  8. When I was a kid, I visited Oxon Hill Manor (suburbs of DC, just south of town in MD) when it was still owned privately (now a part of the Md National Capital Parks and Planning Commission network of parks). The gentleman who owned the manor house was a wee bit of a collector and had some money (imported carpets, among other things I guess). In one of the rooms, I think it was a large (but filled) dining room, he had a Lincoln death mask complete with casts of Lincoln’s hands. This was one of just a few plaster casts of Lincoln’s face and hands taken shortly after his death. Who the heck has a Lincoln death mask just sitting in a glass case in the dining room? The stuff in that house was unbelieveable.

    Awesome house and beautiful view of the Potomac.
    http://www.pgparks.com/places/eleganthistoric/oxonhill_intro.html

  9. Darehead says at 1:41 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Min: Oscar Win.

  10. SayItWithWookies says at 1:44 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Hey Ken, I think Alberto Gonzales is free tonight if you’re looking to hire a cheap prop.

  11. Vewol Mevemont says at 1:52 pm, January 16th, 2009

    And how much for a inaugural wax handjob?

  12. finallyhappy says at 1:55 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Definitely not doing this. I am just trying to plan how I will get home after the swearing in-perhpass I will stop and drink in many places I pass as I walk and walk (and hope they have a real toilet- I am not using those portpotties!)towards home.

  13. MathewBrooks says at 2:04 pm, January 16th, 2009

    He is clearly measuring the drapes.

  14. ifthethunderdontgetya" says at 2:04 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Look what’s in my email!

    You’ve received more votes for Rebuild the Party!

    7 votes remaining

    * 3 Make the American Hog Nosed Skunk the new GOP symbol was inappropriate
    * 3 BAN ALL WONKETTE USERS FROM THIS SITE was inappropriate

    Trucknutz for the Truthâ„¢, anyone?
    ~

  15. josereyes.theroof says at 2:09 pm, January 16th, 2009

    It’s science, we never laugh.

  16. IslandGirlFL: …long strokes.

  17. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:11 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Wax museums are SUPER FUN, if your the wax.

  18. Are you 100% sure that was a wax Barry at the Safeway? He may have been doing volunteer work handing out food samples.

  19. BitterPolitico says at 2:21 pm, January 16th, 2009

    The “America” store at Pentagon City where you buy… states? They have frightening cardboard Obama’s (and Hillary’s).

  20. Ken Layne says at 2:33 pm, January 16th, 2009

    BitterPolitico: Thank you! The Union Station store has some, we are on the way.

  21. Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool says at 2:38 pm, January 16th, 2009

    The Google news reports that methane is a sign of life on Mars. Mars? Shee-it, there’s signs of life in my pants.

    This has eff-all to do with Hopey Wax but we’re all just a Bon Jovi song away from worrying about methane, y’know.

  22. StephanieInCA says at 2:46 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Haven’t you heard? Referring to the relative ghetto-ness of DC Safeways makes you a RACISTS! Was that statue of Barry really wax? Or TAR AND FEATHERS? Yeah. Also.

  23. tunamelt says at 2:52 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool: Whoa-oh, we’re halfway there. Whoa-oh. Living on a CH4.

  24. tunamelt says at 2:55 pm, January 16th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: Or if you have a FLAMETHROWER.

  25. NoWireHangers says at 2:58 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Speaking of No-Shows, WHERE ARE THE POSTS? I’m still at work for another few hours and I need MOAR DISTRAKSHUNS!!1!

  26. tunamelt says at 3:03 pm, January 16th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: I’m running out of internet. Seriously. I hate this.

    PST, people. I haven’t even taken lunch yet.

  27. roundofapplause says at 3:03 pm, January 16th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: we’re waiting for Jim Newell to wake up, i think.

  28. NoWireHangers says at 3:10 pm, January 16th, 2009

    tunamelt: I think I’m going to going to have to forage in the work kitchen. No posts is making me eat out of boredom! And that SXSW thing doesn’t count. Where is the ginger? Make him feed us postsssssssssssssssss.

  29. OffTheRecord says at 3:14 pm, January 16th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: I think he is probably out buying cardboard Obamas for elitist Wonkette party guests to fondle if Ken’s comment is any indication.

  30. Doglessliberal says at 3:21 pm, January 16th, 2009

    Lucky me, I have had the experience of flying into and out of National, Dulles, AND BWI in the past 6 weeks, and all had massive amounts of Hopey cardboard cutouts in a whole array of stores.

    The best, though, was the store in LaGuardia, where I had too long a time gap between flights, so wandered into one of those stupid, overpriced tchochke stores, and it had a stack of McCain and Palin shirts labeled with a huge sign with red text: “SUPER CLEARANCE: 90% OFF!!!!” I almost felt sorry for WALNUTS! But I didn’t.

  31. @ifthethunderdontgetya - Hey, the boot camp idea is still alive! I don’t understand why it keeps going DOWN in votes though

    http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/77109-seed-republican-boot-camps-in-every-county

  32. Doglessliberal: Sweet! Like what $1 a shirt? I’m gonna get me some of those hobo shirts next week.

  33. Bruno: Oh, using simple math (not available in Wasilla) that implies Boot Camps is your only vote at this point!

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