Wonkette
VOTE TO PUT YOUR SARA K. SMITH ON SOME SOCIAL MEDIA PANEL! Hey lozers have you voted yet? Give it a try, it is super fun! It is a way more fun thing to do right before you leave work than, uh, working! Plus don’t you want to send Sara Smith to the great Republic of Austin to share the “good word” about social media campaigns such as that thing where Burger King bribed people to EXTERMINATE their “friends” from their Facebook accounts? You bet you do. Click the goddamn clicky. [Survey Monkey]
So if she gets on the panel will she dump Wonkette to go to the Weekly Standard?
chascates: In a heartbeat.
Sara K. Smith:
Hussy!
…don’t you want to send Sara Smith to the great Republic of Austin…
I thought we all hated Texas?
Sara K. Smith: I take it having a working car, insurance and hot food is that important to you? Well, fine then. I’ve voted for you. Soon Juli will be in charge, assuming she doesn’t get hired at Starbucks!
I’d put Sara K Smith all over my panel.
BillyClubb: Not Austin. Austin is the oasis of sanity, intelligence & teh gay lovers. All other parts of TX can secede as far as I’m concerned.
I will vote for Sara because I’ve never heard of any of those other people.
Texan Bulldoggette: When she shows up we must treat her to Sam’s BBQ (or Willie’s), the Chili Parlor, and some of the better taco trucks.
chascates: Mmmm…. Taco truck.
Wait, no.
Seriously, though, if they don’t tell us the standings, how do we know how many IPs to spoof?
chascates: Yes & any of the truly Mexican restaurants on the east side of 35. (None of this Tex-Mex crap, although I do enjoy Chuy’s.) As long as she’s had her immunizations & does not drink the water, she will enjoy her meal.
O.K., your vote robot has performed again. But I’ve got a bad feeling on this one Sara. Suxorz???
Yes, send her to Awsteen, and tell her I’ll be waiting…
Hey, how did that Scent of the Whopper body spray ever work out? Did it deliver the promised sales (and/or hounds?)
Well, it seems you can vote from different PCs connected to the same internet connection. Now lets try phones sharing the same Wifi connexxxion….
Bruno: hey hey, no problem voting from Nokia S60 (v3) phones, specifically N95, E61i and E71. That’s 5 more votes for you, even without the hackers. Now what forum is this again?
I won’t vote until you release the Cactus Cock Cowboy from of his hog-tied bondage.
SKS can come to Austin and enjoy all the lovely green spaces…oh wait, they’ve all been paved over. Um, she can swim in the legendary Barton Springs pool…unless it’s closed due to high fecal matter count. Well, she can enjoy the smoggy haze which settles nicely over downtown in the afternoon, and all the tacky buildings which now block the view of the capitol building, the city council having long since whored itself off to fly-by-night developers who may or may not be solvent.
Barring all that fun, Sara, you are welcome to stay at my house in south Austin. Wife and I have two extra bedrooms, four cats and we’re far enough from town so you can see the stars at night. Which are big and bright.
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Deep in the heart…of Texas!!
What a load of absolute poo-poo. I wouldn’t nominate even Joe the Journalist to attend this contentless cyber-love fest. The agenda reminds me of a herd of cats licking each other. Then, kack. Retch. Ug-ug-ug. Snarl. Blink. Chuck. Spew.