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Super weird thing happening on Monday night: sexy simultaneous dinner parties for Joe Biden, Colin Powell and WALNUTS! himself, Sen. John Sidney McCain MCMLXLVIII! Huh? Barack Obama will stop at each one for a few seconds, offer his love for these demons, and escape just before the cutting of the cake. His appearance at the McCain dinner will be longer than that of, say, Sarah Palin, who was not invited, because she’s a woman.
Mother Jones calls this a deliberate snub, so okay, a “snub” it shall be.
At the McCain dinner, the GOP senator, who managed to suppress his bipartisan tendencies during the hard-fought 2008 campaign, will be introduced by one of his closest Senate confidants: Senator Lindsey Graham. But McCain’s No. 1 booster during the last year will not be among those hailing McCain. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, his controversial running-mate, will not attend the dinner, Bill McAllister, a Palin spokesman tells Mother Jones.
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According to McAllister, Palin will spend next week in her home state preparing for the legislative session, which begins on Tuesday, and for her State of the State address on Thursday.
To make things even worse, Massachusetts black governor Deval Patrick will be the master of ceremonies. A black Northeastern communist was invited to run the show over Sarah Palin! Ha ha, “State of the State.”
Palin to be No Show at Obama’s Dinner for McCain [Mother Jones]
That’s OK. Ever since the Secret Sevice came to Alaska and confiscated her Sacks 5th Avenue plunder she’s got nothing to wear; plus, they’re probably serving escargot wrapped in arugula on a bed of orzo. And Sarah only eats real American food, like moose burgers and wolf tail sausages.
Also, she was not invited because she’s a trash-talking tundra tart. And an idiot.
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Fivetree: yeah but isn’t that what McCain loved about her? You betcha!
GOTCHA JOURNALIST AT IT AGAINZ. WHERE IS JOE THE FUCK-STICK?
i believe she was deemed a security threat to president hopey. even his nuclear attack proof hopey mobile doesn’t guard against her particular brand of batshit crazy.
McCain didn’t want Moosilla to upstage him at his dinner like she did on the campaign trail.
Damn — and she was all set to bring the giblets, too.
I think it’s because she would embarrass herself when she ham-fists the fork when she cuts her meat with the butter knife.
The snub was a gesture of kindness. They didn’t want to let her make herself look any worse than she already has. Also.
God knows, she would have brought Trig and the Drop-out’s baby, and the Official Head-licker, and someone to carry her fake Louis Vuitton bag, and Lindsey is a stickler for etiquette and real leather, being gay and all. Also, too, the Hilton has no parking for snowmobiles.
finallyhappy: Okay so, she’s a tea-bagging, trash talking tundra tart. Anyone who gets taken down by Katie Couric doesn’t deserve any dinner - ever.
Also.
I guess since the dinner is being held in DC, which is close to Communist Virginia, she decided not to attend.
Also.
She’ll just simply be somewhere else taking a shit on the English language.
Her table manners are atrocious.
No big deal, wouldn’t she be more comfortable eating out of the dumpster anyway?
Biased. I bet if she ran on the democratic ticket, she would have been invited, also.
With Palin in Alaska and Joe the Plumber in Israel, who will be representing Republican intellectuals at this event?
Not to change the subject, but could there be any validity to my speculation the Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber were choices McCain made to guarantee a Republican presidential loss? Maybe out of genuine patriotism? Just asking. Sometimes, the effect of an action was intended.
Ha! I bet it was Lindsay Graham who nixed Palin’s invite. His staff has probably pointed out to him that in the presence of a real American woman like Sarah he kind of looks like the Queen of England.
Hehngh! What are you people talking about? If this were about Caroline Kennedy snubbing Obama, you’d be all, like, yay, hatchetface!
Pretty sure the “also” meme is officially shot, now people.
It’s for the best. It’s easier for WALNUTS! to digest his food when he doesn’t have to dedicate so much bodily energy to repressing the seething hatred hatred he feels for that trollopy c*nt, a hatred which boils just below the surface of his tissue paper like skin.
She’s now boycotting D.C. “It is also not part of real America with it being a large city and such, containing also the negros, with people from countries that don’t like us very much, given that and the liberals as well as. Also.”
Also you can’t buy dinner etiquette training at the consignment shop also no more cash from sugar-pappa McCain. palin haz a sad and will be eating wolfloaf and mashed tundra-tatoes instead.
also.
Also it feels good to type WALNUTS! again.
WALNUTS!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALNUTS!
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Used her and tossed her away like yesterday’s edible underpants.
No, she was invited, but she’ll be having sexytime with JTP, also.
hahahah I love how McNasty is now continually backpedaling on his support of this dim wit Palin.
He just knew what would be involved, a new shopping spree, a private jet, a trip to Tiffanys…..she is way more trouble than a real mistress, and he gets no skin whatsoever-just some dry hugs-not worth it at all.
Waiting for Palin to save all the starving villagers in Alaska. She should be in her plane hunting some moose for them at the very least.
magic titty: Also. Oh, yeah, it’s gotta be all about job creation too. Such as.
Of *course* they invited Deval - don’t you remember he had some kind of mutual plagiarism fest with Hopey once upon a time?
I just loved the MoJo line “managed to suppress his bipartisan tendencies…” It can be done, if you think clean thoughts and pray to Jeebus.
bitchincamaro: Please watch HowObamaWonTheElection. If she would only stop fucking saying it, it wouldn’t be funny anymore.
bitchincamaro:
I also like it because it also sounds just as ridiculous as “desu”.
Big Liver: I’ve always thought it was revenge for what they did to him in 2000. To me, this was the only explanation.
“Palin will spend next week in her home state preparing for the legislative session…” = Making arrangements to have the rogue Snow Goats removed from old Mrs. Henderson’s lawn… they’re eating her petunias, dagnabbit!
HAW HAW… Palin is back to being the Alaskan Barney Fife.
NoWireHangers: I totally read that in a Jerry Lewis “Hey LAAAAADY!!!!” voice in my head. Also.
The PUMAs must be losing their shit right now, to the sexism.
Also. (a cunning little runt)
She IS brandishing some double-barrelled pipe there, yawl.
Hey, if WALNUTS can suppress his bi-partisan tendencies, maybe it’s really true that Ken Blackwell can suppress his homosexual tendencies. If he had any. Which he totally doesn’t.
If she got invitated she wouldn’t have nothing to complain about to the press who don’t care and that she wants to leave her alone if only they’d stop listening when she screeches, also.
and it’s not sexist to point out she’s soooo stoopid, it’s stoopidist.
problemwithcaring: Czn939: But it’s hurting MY EYES!!1111!
Shit, plane down in the Hudson. Fuck.
But she can casually drape my spent shotgun over her shoulder anytime.
That picture always gives me a certain amount of cognitive dissonance, cuz it looks to me at first like she is holding onto a cello. And my brain gets confused, you know, because cellos are for smart people? And then I look closer, and I’m like, oh, right, a gun!
Also, obviously Sarah Palin plays a real American instrument, like the washboard or something.
bitchincamaro: Ahhh, thanks for that.
Her ‘State of the State’ address should go something like this:
Thanks to me, the lower 48 thinks Alaskans are the stupidest group of people to ever live for voting for me to be your governor. I have single-handedly changed the typical Alaskans image from being tough, rugged, individualistic folks who love cold weather, moose hunting & ice fishing to being meth-snorting/eating/shooting, trailer park, book banning, lotsa baby bearing dumb asses. Also.
You guys, this is all a ruse so Walnuts will be surprised when she jumps out of the cake wearing her stars and stripes bikini! DUH.
bitchincamaro: A passenger says she thinks everyone made it off. Fingers crossed.
bitchincamaro: Says everyone is okay and was rescued- the plane hit a bird(that can make a plane crash??)
bitchincamaro: “Pretty sure the “also” meme is officially shot, now people.”
Her meme was shot on sight. The “also” meme will die when she finally fades from public fiew.
View, even.
Serolf Divad: moose burgers and wolf tail sausages.
…with a Velveeta reduction.
finallyhappy: Apparently a flock of Canadian geese can. (Damn Canadians are always screwing something up!)
This just in: downed plane rumored to have been recycled “Straight Talk Express”!
okay okay.
I will only play the “also” card in posts tagged “Sarah Palin” or anything also having to do with her.
Fair enough, also?
Czn939: I will only play the “also” card in posts having to do with politics. Also. And also.
The Barricuda’s Back!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/01/will-someone-please-put-muzzle-on-her.html
I don’t think it was a snub. Everyone probably just realized that someone had to stay behind and defend ‘Murica from Putin’s magical flying head.
Well now who will bring the meth?
shortsshortsshorts: O.K. I give up. Also. Fuck.
Czn939: shortsshortsshorts: Also Sprach Sarahthustra.
bitchincamaro: Does this mean I have to change my name now?
finallyhappy: any bird, even small ones, sucked into a plane engine can stop that engine. Seems this plane had both engines suck up a Canadian goose-(what are the odds?) crap- I fly out of there all the time. I want some Falcons on duty chasing birds pronto. Guess I should pay attention from now on to the pre flight entertainment about seat flotation devices &etc.
bitchincamaro: It’s hard to stop a speeding bus from hitting the wall. Also.
Lieberman will be there in drag.
I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO: A snub in what respect, Charlie? Also?
WadISay: So, dressed as a man?
Meghan (*Megan?) apparently blames her for papa’s loss so the claws are out.
sati demise: Yeah, if the approach to LGA doesn’t give your pilot a heart attack, those damn boids’ll ruin your whole day.
bitchincamaro: The “meme” meme has to go down first.
They pleaded and begged for her to attend the dinner, but she said, “Nope, I’m the governor of a state and got too many real responsibilities not to not to go skantering off to some fancy un-American dinner with Old Boys that need reform when Katie Washington is unfairly Alaska legislatitivening my honor because nobody in our entire fambly is pregnant right now and only one who isn’t really in the fambly not yet anyhow is under current indictment but you don’t see the liberal media reporting that that fuckwad McCain and his skinny rich bitch trophy wife, you betcha’. So there.”
user-of-owls: Bwahahaha! WIN!
TeddyS: WIN!
WadISay: Win.
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You know, until Sarah set me straight. I thought the world revolved around Katie Couric. Silly me.
The Old Fighter Pilot thinks that
he can ignore this woman after
lifting her from obscurity —-
well HE can; at 137 years of age
his significance as a national player
is OVER.
Unlike Alf Landon, who got skunked by
FDR, Panama John ran an undignified
and unprincipled campaign —- no amount
of warming up to reporters will erase
THAT.
Palin has no real economic principles
(railing against socialism while going
ape shit at Saks and Neimans with somebody
else’s money), which means she’s destined
to be a STAR in the GOP for years (fiscal
conservatism in the modern GOP means as
long as tax dollars keep CEOs flush rather
than welfare cheats all is forgiven).
Panama John’s legacy to us all is that the
wingnuts in his party will make this woman
THEIR SuperBitch — the bookend to the
Dem’s Madame Secretary Clinton.
COUNTRY FIRST.
ALSO TOO,
It doesn´t matter if Sarah was invited because she and Tonya Harding will be painting eachothers toenails THAT NIGHT!
Palin was invited but politely declined saying, “Naw, it’s openin day for moose huntin by ‘copter up here in the great state of Alaska. But be sure and give a shout out to all my friends (cough) from the McCain campaign. Buh-bye.”