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Terminally unemployed Meghan McCain made a name for herself by typing a very weird, very revealing warblog during her dad’s tragicomic campaign. The only real “news” she broke was by posting a home video of John McCain’s special BBQ love fest for his supporters, the national political press, at one of his estates in Arizona. The American media was always there for McCain, bringing him donuts and laughing at his gorilla-rape jokes, because he made them feel good. So, obviously, Meghan is so furious about that mean old pro-Obama press who stole the election from the Real American.
Meghan was interviewed by the Monday Morning Clacker blog, and it’s all pretty uncontroversial except for the INSANE DELUSION that her dad, a creature of the press who was despised by his own party’s base — remember how he always described the media as “my base”? — was the pathetic victim of the “pro-Obama media.”
As for what surprised me most, I guess it was the pro-Obama media bias that I perceived. I think it’s hard to dispute a media bias when, at the conclusion of the campaign, Time Magazine’s D.C. bureau chief joins the Obama administration. That’s just one example. I hope this changes in the future and journalism can somehow go back to its intended purpose.
Commenters immediately piled on this absurdity:
Is she serious? media bias? Does she not remember her dad’s infamous bbq for all of his press corps, where the guys from politico brought her mom flowers? And, the fact that the A.P head burea chief Ron Fournier actually interviewed for a job with McCain and how when they had the A.P Q and A, the press corps brought McCain his fave doughnuts while they likened Obama to a terrorist. Please, just her not commenting on palin- I know exactly why they lost. Don’t blame it on Obama blame it on yourself Hun.
The national press was just about the last to acknowledge that McCain’s campaign was a Dismal Circus of Retardation, and the Main Stream Media pretty much never admitted that the brave war-hero candidate himself was a frightening, confused and bitter old man without a single good idea about anything.
John McCain’s staggering lack of judgment was best illustrated by his batshit decision to put Sarah Palin on the ticket, and this is also lost on Meghan, who pissily refuses to discuss Palin at all, because the McCain camp still blames everything on that dumb Alaskan grifter rather than on themselves. Sarah Palin is an extremely ambitious and vicious animal, but the only person who brought that idiot to the national stage was John McCain himself.
Also, Meghan wants to follow in the footsteps of her mom, Cindy, because it was so great when her dad offered her mom to the snarling pig bikers at Sturgis.
In between visiting family and friends, I’ve been learning how to ride a motorcycle. I was inspired by Bikers For McCain and want to go back to Sturgis next year and do bike week right.
Jesus fucking christ. You were “inspired” by your dad humiliating your own mother in front of this crowd of tit-pawing slobs?
(Also, Newell will be extremely happy about this new photograph of Meghan barefoot in bed with her MacBook Pro. He’ll be in his bunk.)
Meghan McCain Sits Down With MMC To Talk Blogs, Bikers, Politics & Why She Only Takes Off Her High Heels To Swim [Monday Morning Clacker]
She’s got her mother’s eyes and her father’s thighs. She’ll definitely show her tits at the next Sturgis.
I am with Jim. Can she always be backlit and photographed through six inches of Vaseline?
chascates: And upload the movie to YouTube.
i bet she smells like sturgis
Too late to throw another filthy cock jackal on the Buffalo Beast pile?
I think she’s lost weight, all of it from her cranium.
Nah… get a new MacBook Pro model, and then we’ll talk.
And Megan, if you could give us a little reportage on which Mexican-wedding-shirt-and-medallion-wearing Michael Bolton wannabe your mom is fucking now, that would be great, kthxbi.
I suppose it’s possible that some members of the news media came to believe that McCain and Palin were complete fucking idiots … much of America came to believe it, that’s for sure.
“. . . the only time you won’t find me in heels is when I’m swimming!”
Now I have to go to my bunk.
I think she has something to do with Levi’s lack of enthusiasm with Bristol & lil’ Trig (and Trippy)
Now I know what brought on Sarah Palin’s recent crack that bloggers are “pathetic.”
You know, if you’re looking for a way you can post stuff on line all day and get paid for it, then you might want to look into getting a job with my company. I have a real job of some kind, but I sort of forget what it is.
You say “tit-pawing slobs” as if it were a bad thing.
I take it any other form of physical activity requires high heels.
Okay, I’ll say it. She looks sexy as hell in that picture and I would do her all over that laptop. I’m closing my eyes and slipping under those covers right now….
/closes office door and reaches for Lubriderm
Kev-O-Tron: this isn’t the worst out there, but it might help temper your enthusiasm
http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w13/img.174571_t.jpg
She’ll head for Sturgis, but she’ll end up a pissed-off whore in Deadwood.
I found her blogging refreshing, especially when she said vodka and Red Bull made her poops hard.
it’s nice to know that in meghan mccain, sarah palin had at least one intellectual equal in mccain world. wait, what am i talking about; they were all mental midgets. i hope this gal keeps on being unemployed and dumb; she’s my hero, i wish i could be rich off of that too.
Jim Newell: I just bought one. Does that make me your sugar daddy? ‘Cause that’s gross, also.
Kev-O-Tron: Ahhhh… come on??!? Can’t a guy have a moment? You sunk my battleship!
She looks like Lilly Von Schtupp. 5 minutes with Barry’s schnitzengrubben…and she’ll be wet sauerkraut in his hands.
Doglessliberal: The watermark on that pic is poignant.
“do bike week right” = flashing tatas
Everything Meghan says smells like semen and sulfur. Also.
Doglessliberal: At first I thought that watermark said, “Not for pubic use,” which would also have been correct.
Doglessliberal:
The word for that is zaftig, I guess. Or chubbo, take your pick.
Is that a Firefly reference I spy, Layne?
Doglessliberal: Cruel. Don’t Click It Kev-O-Tron!!
Tommmcatt: i prefer well-rounded.
Is Meghan still palin’ around with Heidis?
She’s just bitter that she can’t hang around the White House for four years, filling in when her mother is too stoned to act as first lady. Now, she’ll have to get a job with mummy’s beer distributorship or go to grad school or become a cast member on The Hills.
…when did Bristol dye her hair blond?
Maybe it’s just me. I can’t find someone that I find intellectually and ideologically repulsive to be sexually attractive. Didn’t find Palin even vaguelly attractive, don’t find Meghan at all attractive either. The MacBook, on the other hand…
If a donut rears its head, just where do you think it will be? Meghan’s thighs, because they share a maritime border with fatghanistan.
rev_matt_y: You have to look deep in your heart to hate-fuck with sincerity.
randomsausage: Except that Lili von Schtupp was sexy. It’s twoo, it’s twoo.
She’ll fit right in with the Black Widows bike gang from Every Which Way But Loose.
rev_matt_y: it’s just you.
Jim Newell: Newell did you always want to be an older black man or is that a recent wish?
rev_matt_y: Word.
I have to say, she’s pretty hot for a fat chick.
Then again, I live in LA, so anyone whose body does not make perfect right angles is, also, a fat chick. So I guess, actually, she is not that hot for a fat chick.
Doglessliberal: Dang, if Meg could loan her mom just enough facial adipose to fill in her wrinkles, they might actually shape up to be a pretty decent mother-daughter tag team.
“Meghan is so furious about that mean old pro-Obama press who stole the election from the Real American.”
Hillary’s a Real American? Oh, Megs meant her daddy. Jeez, this Hope-bama guy’s pretty good, stealing a single election from TWO Real Americans.
On the other hand, I have it on good authority from a self-described Real American that a Real American is a hard-working white person, so clearly neither Hillz nor Juan qualify. Yes, they’re white [beyond white, actually - into pasty and translucent territory, respectively], but neither of those graspers has put in a hard day’s graft since Nixon was in office. They’ve been sucking off the government teat for as long as most here have been alive.
Both might CLAIM that “running for office” is “hard work,” but have you ever actually SEEN either of them run? Waddle maybe, but more likely titubation [look it up, mofos.]
Whereas the Hopemeister done got game, shonuff. Hard working? Yeppers. Must be his white half kickin’ in.
She is . SO. FUCKING. GROSS.
All this is immaterial. Did she get a tramp-stamp or no?
You mean with all the money this blog makes, you still haven’t gotten Jim a concubine? For SHAME, Ken.
Gorillionaire: she’s sexy in that trailer-trash-hate-yourself-afterwards kind of way, which summed up many a liaison back in the day. Man, so many Wonketteers have higher shagging standards than I did when a young pup. Or maybe they’re in denial. There’s a place for self-loathing and public humiliation in the sexual universe, no?
Tommmcatt: Think they go by PUMA now.
TGY: Not while she was at Sturgis. Proof: http://arizona.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/05/buffalo_chip.jpg
meanwhile, steve job is rolling over in his grave… oh, wait, not yet.
rev_matt_y: I wish I was that disciplined, but the fact that Will Smith, for instance, is a Scientologist only makes me want MORE buttsecks with him, not less. I am sick, but OK with that.
S.Luggo: But wait! Isn’t the tramp-stamp, you know, lower down than that? Covering the butt-dimples, as it were.
problemwithcaring: Will Smith is a scientologist? *facepalm*
i would give Meghan a spoonful of my handmade yoghurt, also.
bitchincamaro: indeed
Ken,
Short people have reason to live, but Megan and her daddy Walnuts ain’t helping the cause.
Tommmcatt: I think you can be zaftig without a double chin.
TGY: I admit, I don’t know what scientologist means. I mostly use it as short hand for douche.
rev_matt_y: same here, which makes Carville/Matalin all the more baffling, unless, of course, you don’t think they actually believe in anything and are just whores and power mongers, which would answer it.
Doesn’t she want to be a Scooter driver like daddy McCorpse?
Jeez, people, can’t a girl try to stand by her dear old dad? Not when he’s John “I’ll Say Anything to be President” McCain? Okay, sorry I brought it up.
Kev-O-Tron: Man, you just jumped teh snark wid that comment
Capitol Hillbilly: AND a nice tattoo!
A crouching cougar over her butt dimple??
She would look a lot thinner with her face in my lap.
I want… no! I HAVE to hatefuck her. She’s so hot and I’m so mad at myself for thinking so.
The people who go to Sturgis are the salt of the earth. By which I mean, life withers and dies wherever they go.
When the Late Night Snots publish their ’sexy’ calendar she’ll be the January photo, sticking the next of a bottle of Torado tequila into her lady parts.
sati demise: Uh..Crouching Cougar, Hidden Puma?
problemwithcaring: Or, more specifically, ‘Hollywood douche’.
randomsausage: Standards? What standards!?! Just, please, everyone, do not compare this woman thing to my beloved Madeline Kahn. There is no comparison. Madeline could make you purr and laugh out loud at the same time. Singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic. In a nazi uniform. OK I’ve said too much. My desires are very complicated.
Gorillionaire: Madeline Kahn is a once in a lifetime woman. Oh, dear, I may faint from the blood rush.
Gorillionaire: point taken. Give this man a harumph.
DAmicosonegoodyear: this is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M
DAmicosonegoodyear:
“Why, those are Howards. What on earth are you doing with Howard Bannister’s rocks?”
amazing what a little photoshop and Spanx can do. Also, my MacBook Pro is my god. An illuminated keyboard is a wonderous thing to behold.
Meghan’s kinda hot
(chunky-white-girl-
with-thunder-thighs
category).
Anyhow, as Madame Secretary
Clinton (aka SuperBitch) so
often reminded us during the
primaries, she and Panama
John were “real americans”,
and the swarthy guy is suspect.
But the Old Bra Burner made
her peace with Mocha Man,
and she will soon be looking
out for the interests of Real
Americans from the State Dept.
So let us follow the example
of the Old Carpet Muncher, er
Carpetbagger, and allow this
cute little Chubby Wubby one
last defense of her nutcase
pater familias.
Just ONE upskirt of those
thunder thighs would really
be appreciated.
assistant/atlas:
so is that to say she’s not that fat for a hot chick? Also.
Oh, Jesus fuck. You rarely put your laptop computer on your fucking lap, first off, and you sure as fuck don’t put it on your bare thighs unless you think that second degree burns will be healed by the torrents of squirt.
shanemacgowan: Excuse me for stating the obvious, but does this mean she is swimming in the photo?
Doglessliberal: I think that’s true of most pundits and all political advisors. They don’t care one way or the other about most issues, what they want is ratings/votes and simply don’t care how much they lie to get them.
rev_matt_y: You, my friend, need to learn the wonders of the hate-fuck.
Godot: indeed. Though I’m thinking we all agree that K-Lo is out?
Deepthroat: Photoshop, Spanx, the slimming effect of black clothing, professional lighting, favorable angles and filters, professional lighting, etc. all in a boudoir setting. This pic does make her look pretty hot.
Meghan needs to shut up, stop blogging, move into one of her mom’s 7 or 8 houses (at least one should be available, right? and let’s be honest: they’re her MOM’s, not her DAD’s, houses) and find some gainful employment.
I’m so tired, tired of blogs uninspired, lets face it I’m pooped.
Suds McKenzie: everything below the masthead is kaput!
Lascauxcaveman: SEE?!!! I got called out in this thread for thinking as much. Years and years of Hustler have desensitized me. I no longer see fat thighs or pudgy arms. All I see are tits… and I like it that way. Hell I’d never get laid if I held myself to the standards this board seems to have.
yah…tits…young republican tits…yah.
She has no idea where she will be in 5 days, I do! She will be blowin truckers at a rest stop. just sayin’
Czn939: She is fat for a hot chick, and fat for a chick, also. But while fat chicks can be hot, most hot fat chicks are hotter than this fat chick. My brains hurt.
Kev-O-Tron: You have taught me a very important lesson. Which is that just because your avatar is a unicorn shooting rainbows out of its ass, it doesn’t mean you’re gay. Apparently it just means that you have very poor taste in women…which is not the same thing, apparently! Thanks, Kev-O-Tron!
assistant/atlas: geez it’s not like I said I wanted to date her or that I would even call again (i wouldn’t) and you’re sort of half right about me be gay. I prefer tacos but sometimes when you’re drunk you just gotta have a hot dog. sigh.
She’s pretty now, but she’ll look even more like her parents one day. Which means bad teeth and cold dead eyes surrounded by a wall of orange foundation. Plus, the superfluous H in her name turns me off.
Kev-O-Tron: wanna go half on a spit-roast with Meghan?
Wait, so Meghan McCain is “terminally unemployed”, but you consider this a real job, Ken? Thats funnier than your post.
Chicks named Meghan (vs. Megan) and Alison (vs. Allison) are always easy.
It would be fabulous to see Meghan at Sturgis, surrounded by a clan of drunken, Seconal-crazed tattooed bikers. I mean, she was supposed to get a “Live Free or Die” tattoo since her daddy won New Hampshire, so she’ll fit right in.
it looks like her oony is going to eat her laptop.
Good lord, is she wearing skin-coloured hose?
greensprout:
“colored hoes” !!!!
careful, isn’t that
what got Imus in trouble ???
Meghan be one fine piece
of chubby-chunky white stuff !!!
And to those posts that
label her a “dog”, well
that’s why da Lawd gave
us “diggie style”.