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Obama Went To College And Here Are Some Pictures Of Him From College!

Cute overload.Oh look, it’s more pictures of Our Barry back at Occidental College, before he was “radicalized” and decided to forge his live birth certificate! (FACT: Did you know that Ann “Stanley” Dunham had sex with a space monster somewhere over the Atlantic and bore the spawn in Indonesia, which is illegal? Barack Obama has no “certificate of live birth” because he was hatched from an egg. This is also illegal.) Anyway, the point is: adorable. [Huffington Post]


9:27 AM on Fri January 9 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Nathalie08 says at 9:30 am, January 9th, 2009

    I like the afro. He was cute then too

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 9:30 am, January 9th, 2009

    Michael Jackson pre glove.

  3. tootsieroll says at 9:32 am, January 9th, 2009

    The “Jackson 5″ was really once the the “Jackson 6″?

    I love it. Kissable.

  4. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:34 am, January 9th, 2009

    …where is the black fist afro-pick?!

  5. Noodle Salad says at 9:35 am, January 9th, 2009

    When you get up in the morning and the light it hurts your head
    The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
    Is hit that streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
    And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
    Oh yeah.

  6. Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool says at 9:35 am, January 9th, 2009

    Lame. The campaign shoulda leaked this pre-primaries. No one can vote against someone who wore Blu-Blockers. Also, Free Huey!

    Also.

  7. chascates says at 9:36 am, January 9th, 2009

    He looks like that hip yet sensitive young cop who worked with the blonde knockout and that vaguely Jewish looking guy on that TV show back when.

  8. Cue the ‘Shaft’ music.

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:40 am, January 9th, 2009

    …if this isn’t a photo that deserves a Blingee then I don’t know what is!!!

  10. mbprice says at 9:41 am, January 9th, 2009

    That’s not Obama, that is Duquan from seasons 4 and 5 of The Wire.

  11. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 9:43 am, January 9th, 2009

    I thought it was horrible when he got shot on the patrol boat in “Apocalypse Now.”

  12. shanemacgowan says at 9:43 am, January 9th, 2009

  13. He hardly looks old enough FOR college in that picture. What a cute guy. No wonder he was the apple of his grandmother’s eye.

  14. AngryBlakGuy:

    Someone needs to photoshop the pick in, for sure.

  15. Cape Clod says at 9:47 am, January 9th, 2009

    Looks like he was emulating Freddie Boom-Boom Washington.

  16. Barry in his Cosby Kids days.

  17. Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool says at 9:50 am, January 9th, 2009

    This just goes to show that the first African-American presidency is due to Lenny Kravitz. If anyone has a pic of Barry with a Jheri curl, they will immediately ascend to the Hall of Fame.

  18. FunkyPalmettoBug says at 9:50 am, January 9th, 2009

    President Lenny Hussein Kravitz?

  19. shanemacgowan:

    Frickin Lenny Kravitz. I once saw him take a limo from a restaurant in the French Quarter to a hotel that was only two blocks away on the same street. No crowds of fans to worry about or anything. A quiet night, nice weather, and he takes a limo two blocks.

  20. InsidiousTuna says at 9:52 am, January 9th, 2009
  21. loquaciousmusic says at 9:52 am, January 9th, 2009

    Did he steal those Vuarnets from my sister?

  22. Monsieur Grumpe says at 9:52 am, January 9th, 2009

    Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool:
    Free Angela Davis! And also.

  23. Serolf Divad says at 9:53 am, January 9th, 2009

    Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool:

    I think I’ve got an old infomercial on VHS somewhere sandwiched between episodes of Miami Vice where Obama raps about Blu-blockers.

  24. InsidiousTuna says at 9:54 am, January 9th, 2009

    Terry: To be fair, he probably wasn’t ambulatory after a meal at a restaurant in the French Quarter.

  25. golliwog says at 9:54 am, January 9th, 2009

    I had shades like that. Red ones. Party on

  26. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:55 am, January 9th, 2009
  27. Guppy06 says at 9:58 am, January 9th, 2009

    Fight the power!

  28. InsidiousTuna:

    and he’s probably a tool, too.

  29. golliwog says at 9:58 am, January 9th, 2009

    The guy on his left shoulder looks KGB.

  30. Doglessliberal says at 9:59 am, January 9th, 2009

    It would be really bad to have pictures of me in high school and college come out these days. The 80s were not a good era for hair and clothes. Barry, however, he has nothing to worry about. He was a cutie and survived those heinous years quite well.

  31. Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool says at 10:01 am, January 9th, 2009

    Is that Caribou Barbie in the pic lower right? Totally dated hairstyle, as if she transferred from U of Idaho to Hawaii. Plus she’s checking out the other guy’s package.

    She can field-dress a black man in twenty minutes, if you know what I’m saying, and I think that you. Where’s the Enquirer in all this??? FTW!!!!11!

  32. Terry: There are a lot of things in the French Quarter that I, too, wouldn’t want to step in.

  33. tootsieroll says at 10:01 am, January 9th, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy: YIS! Do it!

    Speaking of photos, I just found [a href="http://www.thecommentary.net/could-it-be/"]this[/a] I hope the code works or this will look stupid.

    Can I get a WTF???

  34. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 10:03 am, January 9th, 2009

    I didn’t know Barry went to college when he was 14 years old.

  35. Hipster sunglasses! Where’s his fixed-gear bike?

  36. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:05 am, January 9th, 2009

    …DYNOMIIIIIIIITE!!!

  37. Doglessliberal says at 10:05 am, January 9th, 2009

    tootsieroll: that is a really disturbing picture. Shudder.

  38. tootsieroll says at 10:07 am, January 9th, 2009
  39. El Pinche says at 10:07 am, January 9th, 2009

    Isn’t that a naked white womyn in the reflection in his sunglasses?

  40. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:07 am, January 9th, 2009

    …why dont we ever see pics of Michelle when she younger?! Us heterosexual men(& Lesbian) need something to masturbate too :-(

  41. Monsieur Grumpe says at 10:09 am, January 9th, 2009

    I guessing he lets the hair grow out once he’s sworn in.

  42. AngryBlakGuy: Isn’t that going to be his inauguration speech in its entirety?

  43. chascates says at 10:12 am, January 9th, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy: I imagine she would look something like this:
    http://www.mrskin.com/nude-celebrity/302/rosalind-cash-nude

    (not really nude tho)

  44. MarieDeGournay says at 10:13 am, January 9th, 2009

    I so want hair like that.

  45. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:14 am, January 9th, 2009

    Guppy06: …followed by “White Devil!, White Devil!, White Devil!”.

  46. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:18 am, January 9th, 2009

    chascates: …I can dig it!

  47. Doglessliberal says at 10:32 am, January 9th, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy: AngryBlakGuy: You are seriously on a roll. Win, win, win!

  48. Monsieur Grumpe: Agreed, I really hope ‘fros come back in the next 8 years and he adopts one. I’m guessing that with no one being able to afford haircuts anymore, we’ll be in luck

  49. Fight the power and the power will fight back!

  50. chascates says at 10:37 am, January 9th, 2009

    People get ready
    Theres a train a-coming
    You dont need no baggage
    You just get on board
    All you need is faith
    To hear the diesels humming
    Dont need no ticket
    You just thank the lord

  51. heroinmule says at 10:39 am, January 9th, 2009

    My Barry is so cute.

  52. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:39 am, January 9th, 2009

    Doglessliberal: …didn’t forget the flask today!

  53. cool hair!

  54. sarcasticusername says at 10:49 am, January 9th, 2009

    @fuankypalmettobug: god help us all if he goes and gets a perm; that shit ended lenny’s career and it’ll end barry’s presidency.
    i’m seriously loving the baby afro; everyday i’m more and more convinced that michelle obama is a lucky bitch. remind me again how she wasn’t declared insane for initially turning his hot ass down?

  55. sevenrepeat says at 10:53 am, January 9th, 2009

    i’m diggin’ the token white guy in the middle who won’t stop clapping. he’s ridin’ pimp style on the special bus. oh, and barry was rockin it!! you go girl!

  56. eoberhauser says at 10:56 am, January 9th, 2009

    Ok I suck at this, but giving it a try

    Personalized Glitter Graphics

  57. Camp North Star or Camp Mohawk?

  58. Gopherit says at 11:00 am, January 9th, 2009
  59. eoberhauser says at 11:03 am, January 9th, 2009
  60. IceCreamEmpress says at 11:06 am, January 9th, 2009

    Hey, Raj! What’s HAPPENING!

  61. Gosh, he was cute.

  62. I heard his keg stands were carbon neutral. Was this picture before or after he enrolled in Occidental’s Ayers School of Muslim Black Nationalism? Or was that at Columbia? I forget.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  63. actor212 says at 11:14 am, January 9th, 2009

    He looks like the cool kid, Dwayne, from “What’s Happenin’???”

  64. actor212 says at 11:14 am, January 9th, 2009

    IceCreamEmpress: Damn. Sorry for trampling over your joke. You were here first.

  65. PsycGirl says at 11:17 am, January 9th, 2009

    They should sell stuffed cuddly Barry dolls at the inauguration. That would put a big dent in the deficit. Talk about stimulus package…

  66. FreshCliches says at 11:19 am, January 9th, 2009

    Merely a scarf and a lamè pantsuit away from Sly Stone.

    Add a hat, and it’s Huggy Bear. (Non-Snoop version.)

  67. That pic looks like it came straight out of my HS yearbook…

    /Get off my lawn.

  68. Sussemilch says at 11:49 am, January 9th, 2009

  69. I loved Barry on The Mod Squad.

  70. dannygutters says at 11:53 am, January 9th, 2009

    Is Barry the first president we’ve had from the genneration that took a lot of cheap photos? Just imagine what a huge amount of facebook photos and digital camera pictures the president growing up in this decade will have.

  71. “…had sex with a space monster somewhere over the Atlantic and bore the spawn in Indonesia, which is illegal? Barack Obama has no “certificate of live birth” because he was hatched from an egg. This is also illegal.”

    Why can’t I write shit like that?

  72. lumpenprole says at 12:10 pm, January 9th, 2009

    TOTALLY RAD!

    (BTW, Barry, I’m sorry I never returned your pacman watch.)

  73. Kev-O-Tron says at 12:21 pm, January 9th, 2009

    I’m listening to Marvin Gaye’s “Gotta Give it Up” right as I click this post. The stars have aligned correctly.

  74. sarahconnor says at 12:36 pm, January 9th, 2009

    If only I could rock Barack! “So rich, so full” indeed!

  75. nosnikreplliw says at 12:47 pm, January 9th, 2009

    extremely bloodshot eyes behind those mirrored lenses

  76. DoctorCulturae says at 12:59 pm, January 9th, 2009

    omg, I had a pair of those sunglasses too! I don’t remember the brand, but they were red, white, and blue around the edges. The pic doesn’t show that very clearly. What are we talking here? 1976? 77? 78?

  77. DoctorCulturae: Had to be 1978 at least, he was 15 in 1976.

  78. NunnaTheSOBs says at 7:15 pm, January 10th, 2009

    500 years from now,
    when EVERYBODY is
    mixed race, the big
    divide will be between
    the

    AFRO-Asians (AAs) and EURO-Asians (EAs).

    some AA male will meet,
    marry and impregnate an EA
    female, (cue music from “West Side Story”),
    their resultant firstborn will feel
    drawn to his AA roots and marry an
    AA female, and he will be elected
    as the “First Citizen” of Sector Four,
    the pre-eminent sector in the Milky
    Way, and ….

    oh shit! that’s an episode from Star Trek !!!

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