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- SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOING TO THE JUNGLE: Rahm Emanuel is supposed to be cleared of any wrongdoing in the Obama team’s internal report on perceived collaborations with Gov. Blaggy, which will be released at 4:30 ET. But just in case, Rahm has peaced the fuck out to Africa. [HuffPo]
so untrue- We Jews often go to Africa to celebrate Chanukah.
Operation Jungle Boogie
Cue music:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa.
Africa? To track down Hussein Obama’s REAL birth certificate from Kenya and destroy it, right?
He’s going to Kenya to get more of that Potion of Awesomeness from Hopey’s witch doctor. And also to bump off any remaining witnesses to the real circumstances of Obama’s birth.
All those calls to “Go Back To Africa!” so narrowly missed their target.
It’s perfectly normal for the chief of staff to not go with the preznit-elected on a working vacation.
Could this be the new administration’s version of “needing to spend more time with the family”?
Stay away from those African penguins Emanuel. They’re mean and extremely unpredictable.
Does this mean they won’t be fucking in Africa anymore?
That’s sad.
I think he’s just pullin’ a Dave Chappelle. He’ll be back in a few months with a freshly powdered nose and a new outlook on life AND Comedy Central.
This has happened before. Like, Kevin Bacon before him, Emmanuel will return with the only man who can beat Barry in basketball. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109067/
I am now imagining Rahm Emanuel taking Axl’s place in the Guns ‘N Roses video.
It’s amazing what hallucinations you have when you are trying to look busy.
Hes probably going to deliver a dead fish to (and/or assassinate) Mugage while he is over there.
I wonder if he’s gonna eat some of that yellow cake while he’s down there. Cheney says that’s the best!
But where in Africa? Is this like SnowBilly saying, who is the prezident of Africa?
Oh, go, oh, go, Emanuel,
No ransomed seat in IL,
Who mourns Rod Blago’s exiled hair,
Until Messiah’s proven “not there”
Redact! Redact! Emanuel!
Until transparency in IL
Obama-calypse Now
Blaggy: Did they say why, Rahm, why they want to terminate my governorship?
Rahm: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Blaggy: It’s no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Rahm: They told me that you had gone totally corrupt, and that your methods were stupid.
Blaggy: Are my methods stupid?
Rahm: I don’t see any method at all, sir.
Blaggy: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you a ballerina?
Rahm: I’m Barry’s Chief of Staff.
Blaggy: You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by a Unicorn, to collect a bill.
Wait… Rahm went to Africa in order to get away from corrupt politicians? FAIL!
He’s gone to find Sarah Palin’s exorcist to take care of that bitch Blagojevich, and get him a real name like Smith.
Rahm is so gangsta! He said STFU on Bighair Blago! There will be no follow up interviews from the paparazzi…er…I mean…media.
Man, he’s just cold recruiting members for the White House posse from some of those badass Congo rebels. Wait till you see them in camos and afros, sportin’ AKs on the South Lawn. Ain’t gonna be no fuckin’ White House no more, honkies.
ManchuCandidate: Epic The Horror, Epic The Horror.
How come, how come? Emaaaaaaa-nu-el?
FreshCliches: Ooops. I was transfixed by Obama-lypse Now and missed that. Tail between legs. Yo better.
Min: Africa to Rahm: Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel.
The last time a Republican vacationed in African they met Mr. Livingston, they presumed.
One morning, he shot an elephant in his pyjamas…
Hey, it’s Christmas eve, you guys — leave Rahm alone. Oh wait, never mind. Not important, the Least of Fights. My bad.