Wonkette
- GLOBAL WARMING CONSIDERED A PROBLEM: Oh look, Al Gore wrote an AP article about the so-called “climate” under the pseudonym “Seth Borenstein.” Apparently Obama should fix the Earth, but “complicating everything is the worldwide financial meltdown.” The choice of “meltdown” in that sentence was not an accident, you see. [AP]
We can solve global warming if we replace coal power plants with redheaded girls who power our lightbulbs by blowing on windmills.
It seems awfully cold outside today. Bring me summore ‘o dat global warming. I’m talkin’ beach-clothes in January people. Who WOULDN’T want that?
What a bunch of fucking bullshit “news”. And the fucker of it all, there are boring graphics on the AP sight (nothing quite like Campbell Brown staring at you all day).
Campbell Brown is mmmm mmmm good, I just want to eat her all over.
Fuck it, after reading this shit-laden piece of journalism, I want to take my hummer on a 1,000 mile drive to show these mother-fucking hippies my foot up their mother-fucking asses. Fucking homo hippies.
He shouldn’t have used such an obvious pseudonym. Gore is about as “Boren” as you can get.
Hah, Al Gore could solve everything by sucking up all that excess CO2 in the atmosphere and then launching himself to Mars. Or wherever.
Since Clinton’s inauguration, summer Arctic sea ice has lost the equivalent of Alaska, California and Texas.
Holy crap, we have to do something about this! Do you want your gin and tonics neat, people!?
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