• February 8, 2012
  • THEY CAN DO THAT?: “CHICAGO — Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan filed papers Friday with the state Supreme Court seeking to strip Gov. Rod Blagojevich of his powers, three days after he was arrested for allegedly trying to sell the Senate seat being vacated by President-elect Barack Obama. ‘I recognize that this is an extraordinary request, but these are extraordinary circumstances,’ Ms. Madigan said at a news conference.” She is the Hank Paulson of Illinois politics, but with a vagina. [WSJ]

{ 21 comments }

jagorev December 12, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Wait, wait, wait, Hank Paulson doesn’t have a vagina? Then why’s he such a pussy?

Vanity Smurf December 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Hank Paulson with a vagina? What did this poor AG ever do to you to deserve that?

davesnothere December 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm

A vagina would be a major upgrade for Paulson. Bring it on!

shanemcgowan December 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Can you imagine Ashcroft doing that to Jr.?

ManchuCandidate December 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

She definitely understands the Chicago way getting Blaggy by the Baggie so to speak.

azw88 December 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm

She wants him out before the buttsecks scandals come to light….

Why does she hate dickcember?

ct03 December 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Also, she loves black metal.

problemwithcaring December 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm

She is the Hank Paulson of Illinois politics.

She wants to sell the IL Senate seat..to Goldman Sachs?

SayItWithWookies December 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm

[re=197764]shanemcgowan[/re]: That would be a real constitutional crisis — because he’d have to keep knocking people off until we got down to the people who clean Michael Chertoff’s house — who, of course, are illegal aliens. It would just be like if that Obama guy had won the election.

Texan Bulldoggette December 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Sorry, I forgot my snark when I accidentally saw the thumbnail pic of Greta up there. Shudder… She looks like a contestant for Ms. Warsaw or from some country where the white women are hearty, stout, hairy & extremely ugly.

4tehlulz December 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm

>>She is the Hank Paulson of Illinois politics, but with a vagina.

So if Hank of DC had a vagina, he’d be competent?

Ms. Warsaw December 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm

uh oh

shortsshortsshorts December 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm

DO NOT DEPRIVE A SERIOUS FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS EVERY LAW HE CAN IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A NARCISSISTIC MONEY-MAKING RAMPAGE OF HIS GOVERNORSHIP!!!@1!!

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 12, 2008 at 4:42 pm

Are we sure she has a vagina? Thrice bitten, quadruple shy or whatever.

obfuscator December 12, 2008 at 5:05 pm

She brought this possibility up on WGN radio the other night. Impeachment could take forfuckingever and wouldn’t even get started until the middle of January, after the new legislature is sworn in.

Getting the major credit for speeding out his ouster would be great for her, as she’s widely thought to be planning a run for governor in 2010 or whatever.

V572625694 December 12, 2008 at 5:13 pm

When I think of politicians who want to throw out inconvenient laws (or constitutional amendments 1-10), I start w/Chimpy.

obfuscator December 12, 2008 at 5:16 pm

[re=197840]obfuscator[/re]:

“speeding out his ouster”. You suck.

TRUECRISTIANN December 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm

[re=197855]obfuscator[/re]: dAMNING evidence of Democrat corruption….that unfortuanetly the American people are too stupid to realize. Now these same corrupt beaurocrats say they’re going to fix the problem? That is like putting the fox in charge of security in the hen house!!!
This country is finished….that’s right FINISHED. The American people are now simply too ignorant to maintain our liberty.

villageatrois December 13, 2008 at 3:10 am

Hey wait a minute — Milarod was trying to shake down two candidates with vaginas — Candidate X and Candidate Y, unlikely as that chromosomal pair might be for girlie-senator-men. They were each sufficiently vaginocentric, but they didn’t have money. So Patty-mouth Blags said, “fuck ‘em”.

artbot2000 December 14, 2008 at 4:30 am

You mean SENATOR Madigan? Why would she do THAT?

TRUECRISTIANN December 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Papai Noel,eu qro matá-lo,vc não??
Papai Noel, velho batuta,
Rejeita os miseráveis.

Eu quero matá-lo…
Aquele porco capitalista…
Presenteia os ricos
E cospe nos pobres.

Mas nos vamos sequestrá-lo
E vamos matá-lo.
Por que?

Aqui não existe natal.

Por que?

Papai Noel, filho da puta,
Rejeita os miseráveis.

Eu quero matá-lo…
Aquele porco capitalista…
Presenteia os ricos
E cospe nos pobres.

Eu que matá-lo,vc não??

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