Wonkette
GLENGARRY ROD BLAGOJEVICH: Ha ha, go read famous blog reporter Choire Sicha’s one-act about America’s governor over at, uh, Salon. It is comical. (”BLAGO: Sensitive? My asshole is sensitive. I want these fuckers fucked.”) Also, this is a delightful painting from Chicago’s Lauri Apple. [Salon, Chicagoist]
Is that artwork from Why My Daddy is a Republican?
I will be witchyu in a why-el. Right now dere’s a ting I godda doo.
“I think we’re gonna need a bigger parachute.”
Blaggy: That watch costs more than you car, Barry. I got $970,000 in kickbacks last year. How much you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna put your friend in your seat - kickbacks! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you motherfucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don’t like it, leave.
ok wonkette evil commie powers that be: last night my computer went NUTS when i clicked on the ass backwards story and now you’re preventing me from commenting on my hero and idol ann coulter’s (the greatest drag queen ever!!!) article!!!
why do you people HATE AMERICA???
I just never get tired of saying blagodicks.
Oh my god. Someone must get together a little wonkette acting troupe and perform Chorie’s script. I would do it myself, but I have no friends.
In that picture, doesn’t he look like Janet Reno?
Ah yes, Glengarry Glen Ross. Or, as the cast called it, “Death Of A Fuckin’ Salesman.”
Death is too good for this “salesman.” Sharing a cell for ten-the-hard-way with three black linebackers named Bubba, however, is OK by me.
Salesman? Pfttt! Why can’t Blaggy close a deal?
I can’t wait for Hefty Blag’s new book about his life in Chicago politics…
“Fucking Mother Fuckers And The Mother Fucking Fuckers Who Fucked Them”
Joliet Graybar Press - Hardcover $149,995.00
I fucking love fucking swearing as much as the fucking next guy, but I don’t think I have ever seen so many “fucks” come from a person’s mouth, like fucking ever.
You ever hear of a toupee oath?
Yeah.
Good. Because you just made one.
oops — never mind…it’s working again and now i can’t think of anything clever to say about my idol because i’m so in love with him!!!
Canuckledragger:
Because the fuckers won’t give Blaggy any coffee. Coffee’s for closers, Canucklehead.
Alright, I see the fucks per verb ratio as reaching
almost .8 in NY,
.6 in the rainy ass NW,
and probably .6 in SF, but only because they’re pervs.
Decent enough weather and all.
bago: In my wonderful city of SF, we refer to it as “assfucking,” so “fucking” does not exactly exist as a word.
Good grief. I thought you were kidding.
I had no idea the Salon folks were so Wonkettish.
Blagodicks has the greatest fucking pile of yiff on his head in history.
It’s like a fucking episode of fucking Deadwood with even more “fucks.”
Daddy, what does our governor mean by fuck them, fuck them up their stupid fucking asses, you fucking ass clown motherfucking cock sucking assholes? Is it bad?
Oh Jesus..yesterday asses and poop, today fucking..bettah!
Always be closing: words to live by.
The Smoking Man works for Blago? Why didn’t Fox Moulder try to warn us?
shortsshortsshorts: I know. It’s like, fuck!
WTF? since when did maureen dowd start writing for Salon?
Blagodicks might wanna do a little more crystal meth before making deals on the phone. His subtlety is kinda under the top.
If Hopey would appoint Blago as ambassador to Zimbawe that would be win/win.
Netflix downloads of Glengarry Glen Ross are up. Way fucking up.
[must find substitute for F word; all meaning lost.]
I do hate to toot my own fucking horn, but I made the fucking Glengarry Glenross comparison days ago, on this very fucking page. Still, Choire has the idea nailed pretty good, just like Blago’s gonna be under some of the scenarios we’re contemplatin’.
I don’t know art, but I know what I like.
Fuck, also.
Fuckin’ golden post
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
shortsshortsshorts: Obviously not reading my unfunny but heavily anglo-saxon catharsis type posting on weekends. OH, well, what the fuck do you fucking expect from some fucking fucker in fucking short fucking shorts. Fuckin’ a.
freakishlystrong: Yeah. His hair fucking grew hair. Maybe the motherfucker grew hair, y’know, right INTO his fucking skull, and now his brain has dandruff.
Hey!
What’s with the “art?”
Am I the only one that thought of Janet Reno?
shortsshortsshorts: Yeah. Fuck the fucking fuckers. And if they have any friends, fuck those fuckers, too.