Wonkette
One of the first few things we thought of after hearing about Blaggy’s arrest was, “What will Kathryn Jean Lopez have to say about this?” She loves it! She loves it because it’s so easy to understand and fits into her Manichean worldview (well, she makes everything fit into her Manichean worldview, but this one just snugs in there so comfortably). And it doesn’t involve sex or queers which is all gross ‘n’ stuff! We’re glad that this G-rated scandal is simple enough for K-Lo, who is childless “K-Lo’s children” to understand. [The Corner, thank you Alex K. for IMing me this most recent hilarity]
…ummmmmmm, if your kids want to talk about “politics” around the dinner table then you may have more pressing issues to deal with. Namely removing them from the congressional page program.
Because extortion is something every four-year old should know about, but boy-boy hand-holding is not.
America is a broken whore on the auction block, kids, but she won’t do any of that kinky or lesbo stuff, no matter how many of her whore diamonds you take away.
This is all happening faster then a whore diamond in heat. I look forward to Peggy Noonington’s views on the subject. Not until Friday, however. ALAS.
Warms her heart? I didn’t know fart sacks had hearts.
Until it turns out that Blago likes the cock, too (especuially Senate Candidate #5)
Geez, how does she talk to kids about the Bible?
K-Lo has kids?
Hang on…K-Lo thinks that the sin of theft is lesser in the eyes of the Godly than the sin of adultery????
Vanity Smurf: In fairness, they’re hoof-hearted…
*ducking*
She always comes around just as I start wondering where the white women at.
actor212: It’s just easier to describe than Adam and Steve putting the D-word in the A-word.
What a horrible assmouth this woman is.
Well, by golly, this IS the first PG rated political scandal we’ve had in a good long time.
No sex, No gay stuff, no my space? That’s her list of stuff you can’t talk to her imaginary kids about? Kathy’s world is very, very small which I guess is appropriate for a pin head.
So I’m confused: Is it to late to prevent her from breeding or not?
Well, K-OverFed still thinks Larry Craig is straight.
This scandal has already been optioned by Disney. Ron Howard is interested in directing and John Stamos is hoping to the part of Blaggy, to make his big comeback.
THAT’s what I’ve been wanting for a Christmas. A political scandal I can talk to my imaginary doll babies about.
Jonah Goldberg also loves it:
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=N2M4NDM2MDhlZTA4MTBjZjRhYmRjYTc1ZWY1MzExZDE=
Well, as long as it makes for a happy Christmas for Goldberg, I’d say Blago’s escapades were worth it. ‘Tis the season and all that…
ManchuCandidate: HE IS STRAIGHT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Is there some sort of minimum weight requirement to blog at NRO?
actor212:
For dinner.
shortsshortsshorts:
I DON’T KNOW!!!!!111!!!
What about all those “expletive deleted”s that the press keeps having to dance around? How do you explain Blowjobovich’s horrible potty mouth to the little cherubs?
And it doesn’t involve sex or queers yet.
Fixed.
We haven’t heard about everythingthe Blagster demanded in payment. I’m hoping it involves altar boys, pandas, bamboo-shoot lingerie, and randomly discharging tasers. For starters.
Just wait, this is AMURIKA GODDDAMMITT!! there HAS to be some sex involved here, even if it isn’t Republican buttsecks!!
There needs to be a law, Dickcember MUST continue! It sells newstand rags, keeping starving journalists employed!
Hopey dont play that game: You have to prove that you beep when backing up.
And I bet she honestly thinks Spitzer Edwards and Blagojevich were the only political scandals of the last eight years.
This isn’t surprising. For once it doesn’t involve a republican (which inevitably involves covert gay buttsecks). I’m all for overt buttsecks, but covert requires snark. Well anyway, both will start soon regardless, if the Blagger wants it or not. I don’t think his haircut would win him over many gayz, but in prison they aren’t checking out how puffy your hair is.
By the way,
to “Blag” or to be a “Blagger” has a very interesting meaning in British English. It basically means talking your self into getting stuff for free. It seems quite appropriate
TGY: I suppose, but that raises the rather creepy image of K-Lo having a tea party for her dolls…
Forgive me. It’s not “rather creepy”. It’s just creepy.
Palin-Plumber2012:
Spitzeredwardsblagojevichgate will forever be remembered by all mankind.
Republican scandals simply throw the offender into obscurity. Edwards didn’t go away, Spitzer is now WRITING for some stupid blog called “Slate” which was started 5 years ago by a gang of angry liberal ewoks, and Blaggy will probably end up being a Republican strategist, because they will pay him more money then the Democrats will.
“Gee, Mommy, all the kids at school are talking about Larry Craig. What’s a ‘wide stance’?”
She ate her children. Seriously, this woman (I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt) is just happy to be bitchin’ about a Democrat. Oh yeah, and cheerin’ for fat boy Bush permanent politician Jeb Bush.
And what did we learn here children? That’s right, never talk about your scandals over the phone.”
This takes an ironist of higher caliber than me. But I would point out that it is interesting that Democrat scandals involve human urges that Republicans celebrate (greed, macho posturing, heterosexuality), while Republican scandals involve various things that Republicans do not even acknowledge exist: buttsex, pedophilia, toilet trading (while agressively insisting on the existence of various mythical persons, places, and zoo animals).
Oh please, “fuck him….he’s a motherfucker” - totally heart-warming dinner conversation for Wally and the Beave.
Fivetree: I think this was a quote from Glengarry Glenross–his only literary references are to Chicago lit–he’s that much of a booster.
johnbpt: You’re speaking her “breeding” in the theoretical sense, right?
There is a little sadness for me, thinking about somebody eagerly awaiting the next entry in the National Review RSS feed…
I bet the Unigracorn could turn K-Lo into a flamin’ Lib if he agreed to pop
her blubber cherry.
Dildo Baggins: It’s such a toddlin’ town, that Chicago. But all that aside, leave it to an orc like K-Lo to find something heartwarming in this venomous shitstorm. She really must’ve sprouted from under a toadstool or something.
We have a saying in my state…”Republicans are self-righteous and hypocritical. Democrats are inept and corrupt.”
Apparently, as goes Tennessee, so goes the world.
Idlerat: For real. In Brooklyn yesterday (?) two Ecuadoran brothers were beaten (one died several hours ago) because they were walking down the street arm in arm and taken for queer. And foreign. Ugh.
I was going to say that Valerie Plame/Scooter Libby was another scandal that was G rated enough for the mouth breathing fart bag to discuss with her delusion induced little darlings, but then I remembered the stuff about literary bear rapings and the unpleasant business of snogging Judith Miller. Oh Well.
Ahhhh yes, Kathryn Jean Lopez, the miserable 12 enchirito eating dipshit. NRO made her work at home because she was clogging up the public restrooms with her VW bug-sized shits.
When I first read it, I thought it said: “This Illinois Senate-scat news is outrageous…” Senate-scat! Come to think of it, that sounds about right.
Fuck The Corner. Bunch of fucking cowards. Where the fuck are the comments? Doughy Pantload calls Dan Rather an ass clown? Seriously? Fucking cowards.
Word to NRO: it ain’t a blog if you don’t have comments. Without comments it’s just a bunch of fat, ugly, childless homophobes farting in the wind.
hobospacejungle: Whose farts are then inexplicably picked up on by hundreds of websites, itching to give the dumbshits at NRO free publicity and traffic in some sort of dumbshit symbiosis or Ponzi scheme.