Wonkette
That girl who nailed Eliot Spitzer, Ashley “Alexandra” Dupre, has given an interview to ABC’s Diane Sawyer as part of Sawyer’s “Prostitution in America” investigative journalistic reportorial KGB-spy series. Look forward to all sorts of juicy nuggets along the lines of: “In high school, Dupre was an honor student, worked in a restaurant and ‘never really socialized and went … to any of the parties, the high school parties. I got along with everyone, I was kind of popular. I was pretty popular.’” If she was so popular, WHY DIDN’T SHE GO TO THE PARTIES? You know, The High School Parties? That’s all. [ABC News]
Wow…that is one Rich Old Lady Blouse she’s got there. Doris Roberts wore the same on Criminal Intent?
That’s a trannie right? I’d hit it
It’s times like these that I miss our old comments the most. All those whore diamonds lost in teh tubes for-ev-er.
Whore diamonds are forever.
I’m pretty sure that dude used to be the lead singer from Dead or Alive.
She’s lucky Spitzer got busted, I can see he was going to kill her and make a human skin “tan and luxuriantly coifed” suit out of her, to cover up his pasty bald self.
So in High School she was worth four whore diamonds, but as a Prostitute she only attained three. What of that, say you?
In the name of all that’s holy, don’t let her have a Girls Gone Wild moment with Sawyer. That would cause me permanent injury.
Of course Ashley didn’t go to HS parties. Who would? What girl (besides Mark Foley and other pederasts) wants to see a bunch of gawky teenaged kids drink a bottle cap of beer and half a toke of pot before they puke up tater tots all over mommy’s $5400 couch?
Nope, she hung with them college boys as the Girlz Gone Wild vids showed.
Duh. At high school parties, dudes expect to have sex FOR FREE.
she may be whoooore but shes got nice dangly bits, id do her
Survey: Where will we see Ashley Dupre in 2009?
1. Celebrity Boxing (v. Joe the Plumber)
2. Paris Hilton’s Next Best Friend
3. Celebrity Rehab
4. Surreal Life
5. Campaigning for Dr. Shelly Sekula-Gibbs
I can’t think of who she looks like, but the Cowardly Lion seems the best fit. For now.
Wait, which parties?
Ashley Dupre sure gives good “interview.”
shanemcgowan: Dancing with the Stars?
Oh, and Eliot Spitzer had an editorial on the WPost ed page recently about financial crisis. All I could think of was Whore Diamonds. The guy will forever be known that way.
Interviews like that would be a lot more interesting if done in the nude.
By Diane Sawyer, I mean.
(I can’t help it: I’m a disgusting pervert.)
(I guess that really does make me a member of the GOP . . . .)
During my high school years, a girl’s “popularity” didn’t have anything to do with going to parties…
I’ve been (w)hoarding this for the right moment:
[NSFW]
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/bitchincamaro222/govlove_xlf.jpg
mmmmmmMMMMMMMM! Nothing says Hump-day like unapologetic whoredom!
Dupre’s situation raised questions about how an upper middle class girl from New Jersey, whose stepfather is a prominent oral surgeon, could become an escort.
Too easy.
WHORE! That’s all.
Neilist: Not to worry silly Nellist, GOOPERs don’t want to see naked GIRLS..
let them bitchaz on “The View” interview her, that I’d watch…
bitchincamaro: Teeheehee - Worth the wait. Whore diamonds all around! Isn’t it hilarious that the fake Ashley has smaller boobs and the fake Spitzer has smaller ears than their real life-counterparts?
shanemcgowan:
6. Playboy (not Penthouse - she’s classy)
7. Movie premiere(s)
8. Daytona Beach
9. Barnes and Noble (book deal)
10. XM Satellite Radio (promoting album)
Wait, you mean Ashley was interviewed by the whore, right?
shanemcgowan: Dracula Cunt/Whore Diamonds 2012
freakishlystrong: At the risk of appearing punctilious: What makes you think Diane Sawyer is a GIRL?
“That’s a MAN, Baby!”
“I was just doing my job”. Priceless.
Miss Buffalo Chip 2009!
I really have a hard time believing that rich, allegedly straight men paid this woman thousands of dollars to have sex with them.
Ha! Who dat, who dat?
…
… Seriously, who dat?
Origami: I think she’s foxy. What’s so unbelievable? I don’t know where you’re from but what passes for a good looking hooker in my town is about as sexy as the cafeteria lunch lady.
Oh crap. She’s still around? Someone give her twenty bucks and show her the door, please.
I’ve got a couple of entrepeneuring friends who’ve told me that the majority of their clients are politically active right wingers with wives. I wish whores weren’t so principled and would out these fuckers.
Hmm, obviously her “music career” fizzled. She’ll end up using her highschool honor student skills to write craigslist therapeutic services ads pretty soon.
nurple: I’m kind of surprised she’s not decked out like Elaine Stritch…you know, with one of those freaky bows.
I’m one of those “feminists” who thinks hookers and strippers are empowered women, but fame whores are THE WORST. This one is a bit of a butterface though, no?
shanemcgowan: Can the celebrity boxing be Foxy celebrity boxing? (STILL WITH JOE DA PLUMBER!!!)
“And I thought, oh shit! What’s going on here?”
Young lady, such language! And you buff hooters with that mouth?
Origami: The more they pay the better they think it feels.
magic titty: blonde hair and maybe elisabeth hasseldick
“How popular was I in high school? Well, how much a night is popular? I did pretty good..”
Itsjustme: YES.
And why do all Jersey girls look like that? Is it all the gold jewelry their moms wear when they’re pregnant? What?
“Mother”, “yes son”, “I want to …….”
This is the end, my friend.
Ashley, I still care baby.
Are you still Sarah Palin’s debate coach?
That is George Hamilton, people.