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The new Attorney General for President Hopesalot is Eric Holder, who was the deputy AG back when Bill Clinton was doing whatever slimy stuff, etc., this is what you get, but wait! Doesn’t this character look exactly like a convicted space monster from the early 1980s? Newsweek reporter Michael Isikoff suggests Holder is actually a smuggler who ran spice out of Bill Clinton’s Mena Airport in Arkansas.
Only if Eric has a AAG named Chewie.
I wondered why I am craving Colt 45. I thought it was all the discussion of Shiner Bock on the previous thread…
“Works every time.”
Hey, he went more-or-less legit in Cloud City, AZ.
Dammit, I wanted to say ‘works every time’ first.
At least he hasn’t told us this deal is getting worse all the time.
Mmmmmm Colt 45 !
Is it too geeky to suggest that someone must have told Obama about his little maneuver at the Battle of Tanaab?
I’m a bit tired of these Clinton-era re-treads…
Anyway, is Alberto Gonzalez going to be deported now?
Perfect side-by-side, Ken.
I’d still hit it.
superfecta: Bill Clinton just said he was a fair lawyer, he didn’t think they were looking for someone to lead this crazy thing.
Don’t worry, he’s just made a deal that will keep the empire off our backs forever.
If this means that all legal cases will be settled by laser swords and robots, I’m SO in!
I’m thinking he looks more like the nattily dressed Det. Harris from the “Barney Miller” show.
Kev-O-Tron: Damn beat me to it. I opened this link for the specific purpose of making a Colt .45 reference.
He’s got a lotta nerve coming back here after what he pulled.
Cape Clod: It is actually true, but wouldn’t provide nearly as many nerd ESB comments.
It’s a trap!
Another former Clintonista? Did Colbert already coin “changiness”?
He’s responsible now, the price you pay for being successful.
HA! I was the first person to mention this! Wonkette owes me money, or a hooker!
He may have betrayed us once, rebel nation (read: Mark Rich), but he can now be trusted and will help lead us to a bright new empire-free future, led by Barack Obamawalker.
Someone must’ve told Barry about his little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab.
I can see it now! Eric Holder flying the Millenium Falcon out of the exploding Congressional Dome yelling, “YEEEEEEHAAAAA!” FTW
Obama’s smart. You nominate a bunch of Clintonites to appease the woman-folk/old Dems, Then they fail to successfully complete the confirmation process because of how bad and shady the Clinton’s were, and BAM! In comes the CHANGE.
marioninnyc: +1!
So I guess I’m the only one who read the linked article? ‘Scuse me, I have to go wash the “sucker” off my forehead.
And wasn’t the space pirate in the movie a sellout too? I vaguely recall that he made a Clintonesque deal to sell the good guy to Pizza the Hut or something.
Once again I am very proud to say I have never seen any of these movies. Ya nerds!
SayItWithWookies: The article came from Ken’s back issues of Penthouse. Whadya expect? Pulitzer material?
BTW, Seal, with two bullets in his head, did not die friendless. http://www.wethepeople.la/seal2.htm
MarieDeGournay: Someone needs to turn that idea into a YouTube video immediately.
Now the guy on the right isn’t black enough. But the guy on the right is too black. Barry on the other hand is jussst right.
I like his rich smile.
Beer4Prez: I’m tired of appeasing the old. The baby boomers had their Kennedy when they were like 18.
No more appeasing. I want Blood. Now!
Ken Layne: Yeah, there’s that. Might spark some ‘Firefly’ comments, though.
Stuyvesant High grad; good enuf for me.
his wife is my ob/gyn–that makes me a viv, doesn’t it?
I’m afraid his subpoena powers will be quite operational when the Republicans arrive.
I hope Huggy Bear gets a plum post! In fact, the whole cast of I’m Gonna Git You, Sucka should serve in some official capacity.
“… prominent Armenians you may have heard of: actor/writer Eric Bogosian, former Gov. of California George Deukmejian, and administrator of Bespin City Lando Calrissian.”
- http://www.robprocks.com/info/bio_index.html
Cape Clod: Another vote for Ron Glass as Harris for the doppelganger. Heck, he’s more of a Venus Flytrap from WKRP than a Lando Kalrissian.
Crap, I didn’t have to look any of that up.
During his confirmation hearing, a senator had better ask him how many parsecs it took him to make the Kessel run. The American people will not settle for anything over five.
Thanks Layne….that actually made my day.
Actually, I always thought of Lando as more of a space sex offender than space pirate. That molestache is pretty magnificent.
This is what Willis was talking about.
“How *you* doin’, Chewbacca?”
MarieDeGournay: With Joe Lieberman in the co-pilot chair, laughing nervously.
magic titty: Fuck that - I want him to begin writing up the impeachment proceedings.
Signed: Mme. Defarge
I just want to remind you that you are all TERRIBLE NERDS.
Ken Layne: Thanks for reminding me when those movies were actually fun and bloated pieces of crap.
*not bloated pieces of crap (oops)
At least one Bothan died to bring us this information.
Billy D, Billy D, Billy D!!